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The new Communist regime of Romakia would like to purchase the following-

34 Fast attack vehicles
4 M6 Bradley line-backers
8 Avenger Air-defense systems
and 2 M270 MLRS

Money will be wired upon confirmation.

34 - Fast attack vehicles @ 115k ea.
4 - M6 Bradley linebackers @ 3.75 ea.
8 - Avenger Air-defense systems: Because of Clerical Error(Free)
2 - M270 MLRS @ 2.3 ea.

$15,000,000
$ 4,600,000
$ 3,910,000

$23,510,000 Million Due..
Order Confirmed

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The Kingdom of The Daddios would like to purchase, for the purpose of self-defence:

30 Fast Attack Vehicles
10 Bradley Line Backers
15 Abrahams Main Battle Tanks

The "Republic" of Obscure Nation would like to purchase for testing and R&D:

5 M270AI MLRS @ $2,300,000= $11,500,000

*Money Wired*

4 Avenger please, at 5 million.

The Opressed Peoples of Nibbleton would like to place the following order:

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140,438 x M-998 HumVee Troop Carrier @ $85,000.00 each
70,219 x M-997 HumVee Ambulance Hardtop @ $105,000.00 each
56,175 x HumVee 4 Man Softtop @ $75,000.00 each
56,175 x HumVee Special Ops.Vehicle @ $92,000.00 each

Total: $28,691,381,250.00
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Money Wired on Confirmation

Harry Tipper
Nibbleton Foreign Secretary

ALL ORDERS CONFIRMED.......

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AS THE 25TH NATION.........ON YOU NEXT ORDER...YOUR PRIZE IS ANYTHING FROM ANY OF OUR STOREFRONTS FREE...UP TO 500 MILLION DOLLARS IN VALUE...................
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$28,691,381,250.00 wired
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We thank you for these vehicles and our free gift, we will redeem it in the near future.

Harry Tipper,
Nibbleton Foreign Secretary

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Our peace-loving nation will take 2500 of everything.

You like payment in sheeps, or oil barrel?

" Holy Frijoles Captain! Our dyna-guide system is on the fritze again! Can't control the integral spin!"

As the freighter from Uncle Doody's Solar Porta-Potty, Inc. spirals out of control, the captain sees one last chance to survive.

" We need to ditch the surplus shit in the main bay. Open bay doors and enact deployment of doo-doo."

And wouldn't ya know, the freighter was right over the capitol of Scumbagistan.....


From: Scumbag Central Command

" Sir, there's a shitload of doo-doo coming this way! What should we do?"

" Hold yer nose, son, and head for cover. That's what we call an OSB."

" OSB sir?"

Yep...Orbital Shit Bomb."

And so the moral of the story is, if your'e a one-day old nation, and you attempt to buy a shit-load of armament, you MUST be full of shit.....

The Rouge Nation of Quantummen would like

1000 - M270A1 Multiple Launch Rocket Systems @ $2.3million
sub total: $2300million

500 - M109A6 Paladin Self-Propelled Howiters @ $3.75 million
sub total: $1875million

500 - M3A2 Cavalry Fighting Vehicle @ $3.166million
sub total: $1583million

Total: $5758million

*Money will be wired upon orderconformation*

The Rouge Nation of Quantummen would like

1000 - M270A1 Multiple Launch Rocket Systems @ $2.3million
sub total: $2300million

500 - M109A6 Paladin Self-Propelled Howiters @ $3.75 million
sub total: $1875million

500 - M3A2 Cavalry Fighting Vehicle @ $3.166million
sub total: $1583million

Total: $5758million

*Money will be wired upon orderconformation*

ALL (NEW) NATIONS...PLEASE SHOP WITHIN YOUR BUDGETS!


Dude you can't afford 36.88 Billion...Your to young....

"Dhambas, you smell better than usual, what are you covered in?"

"Oh Great Mullah N'mor Moolah, the weather today is quite shitty. And none of us have the bastard infidel (Wahla curse them forver, p'tooch!) inventions called 'umbrellas' because it never rains here in our glorious barren wasteland."

"Dhambas you fool! This a great blessing! A metric ass-load of a blessing! Quickly, go forth with the peoples and gather doo-doo in abundance! Wahla has given us a solution to our housing problem! This shit is better than mud! Now build me a new palace. I shall call it 'Shitballah'. "

--Mullah N'mor Moolah

"Dhambas, you smell better than usual, what are you covered in?"

"Oh Great Mullah N'mor Moolah, the weather today is quite shitty. And none of us have the bastard infidel (Wahla curse them forver, p'tooch!) inventions called 'umbrellas' because it never rains here in our glorious barren wasteland."

"Dhambas you fool! This a great blessing! A metric ass-load of a blessing! Quickly, go forth with the peoples and gather doo-doo in abundance! Wahla has given us a solution to our housing problem! This shit is better than mud! Now build me a new palace. I shall call it 'Shitballah'. "

--Mullah N'mor Moolah

I would like 100 avenger systems totaling 125 million *money wired*
We also are interested in production rights for the system, the price is yours to set

I'd like 5. I hope that's in my budget. *money*

(Anarresa)
100 - Avenger Air Defense Systems
$125M

Order Confirmed for $125M

I'll buy 20 M1096 howitzers, 80 M996 Humvees, 8 M1 Battle tanks.

I'll buy 20 M1096 howitzers, 80 M996 Humvees, 8 M1 Battle tanks.

Gilabad
20 - M109A6 Paladin Self-Propelled Howitzer - $75M
80 - M-966 HumVee Hardtop - $6M
8 - Abrams M1A1 MBT - $34.4M
$115.4M

Order Confirmed.......

All Future Orders will be denied if you fail to do your own math....I hated math 20yrs ago...I still hate it today.

As our nation is currently being invaded, we cannot pick up materiel at our docks for our armed forces, however we would like 10 Avenger anti-aircraft systems to be air-dropped near our eastern city of Franceville.

Our ambassador in the UN will wire 12.5 million USD upon confirmation and an additional 12.5 million USD for shipment. Please be advised to maintain altitude over the city for safety.

Merci!

La Republique Gabonaise

I'll buy
40 Humvee hardtops-$75,00



Total
$3,000,000 :D

x20 Shadow RST-V Recon vehicles
29 million

~Money wired upon confirmation~

The government of Hudecia would like to purchase:

100 M109A6 Paladin Self-Propelled Howitzer ($3.75 million each)
100 Avenger Air Defence System ($1.25 million each)
100 Bradley Fighting Vehicle/M3A2 Cavalry Fighting Vehicle ($3.166 million)

total: $816.6 million

The government of Hudecia would like to purchase:

100 M109A6 Paladin Self-Propelled Howitzer ($3.75 million each)
100 Avenger Air Defence System ($1.25 million each)
100 Bradley Fighting Vehicle/M3A2 Cavalry Fighting Vehicle ($3.166 million)

total: $816.6 million

Flying Communist Monkies
1.5M - Heckler & Koch XM8 Assault Rifle
200K - Mini Chainguns
$2.05B

Gilabad
800 - Bushmaster M203 M4 40mm Grenade Launcher
200 - Mini Chainguns
$860,000

Gabonaise
10 - Avenger Air Defense System
$12.5M
$12.5M (Air Dropped near the eastern city of Franceville)

Gilabad
40 - M-966 HumVee Hardtop
$3M

Shinoxia
20 - Shadow RST-V Reconnaissance Surveillance Targeting Vehicle
$29M

Hudecia
100 - M109A6 Paladin Self-Propelled Howitzer
100 - Avenger Air Defense System
100 - Bradley Fighting Vehicle/M3A2 Cavalry Fighting Vehicle
$816.6M


ALL ORDERS CONFIRMED.....
Gabonaise your order is being prepped/loaded for the Air Drop...
Shipment to be Expediated...

Could I purchase 50 STRYKER 8-WHEEL DRIVE ARMOURED COMBAT VEHICLES = $69 million

Law2K
50 STRYKER 8-WHEEL DRIVE ARMOURED COMBAT VEHICLES
$69M

ORDER CONFIRMED

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pawmana wishes 700 of each

Upon reviewing your Stryker armoured vehicle, we wish to purchase three fire support ICVs and one MGS for comparison to our own LAV IIIs. Total cost: $9.2 million, to be wired upon confirmation of order.

Order Confirmed Canadian....

Pawmana...Go bug someone else...you don't have any cash...and i detest Freeloader's

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I'll buy 500 M6-Bradley vehcles-1,875,000,000 USD.



TOTAL
1,875,000,000 USD.

I'll buy 500 M6-Bradley vehcles-1,875,000,000 USD.



TOTAL
1,875,000,000 USD.

Gilabad
500 - M6-Bradley vehcles
$1.875B

ORDER CONFIRMED

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I would like to purchase the following:

2000 Avenger Air Defense Systems = $2.5 Billion
2000 M6 Bradley Linebackers = $7.5 Billion

$10 Billion will automatically be delivered in cash via 3 Ocean Barges, who will also be picking up our order upon confirmation. Money will be in container 384D763W and the password code will be sent to your HQ upon confirmation as well. Pleasure doing business with you.

ALL ORDERS CONFIRMED........

I would like to order the following
300 STRYKER 8-WHEEL DRIVE ARMOURED COMBAT VEHICLES -$690,000,000
10,000 Fast Attack Vehicle -$1,150,000,000
total is $1,840,000,000 money will be wired upon acceptance

ORDER CONFIRMED

Greetings Verboten Lufftewaffe.

The Republic of Tiborita wishes to purchase the following:

5,000 M2A3 Bradley Fighting Vehicles - 15,830,000,000
5,000 M3A3 Cavalry Fighting Vehicles - 15,830,000,000
1,000 M6 Bradley Linebackers - 3,750,000,000

We will wire 35,410,000,000 when our order is confirmed.

ORDER CONFIRMED........

How can i tell how much money i have?

How can i tell how much money i have?
Go here:
http://www.pipian.com/stuffforchat/gdpcalc.php/
It gave me this:
Glatannia Gross Domestic Product
Population: 14,000,000
Civil Rights: Below Average
Economy: Thriving
GDP per Capita: $20,000
GDP: $280,000,000,000
National Budget: $80,757,600,000
Realistically you will spend 0-5% of your national budget on defense. Check out the faqs for more info.


I've wired the money to you Verboten Lufftewaffe.

Thank you,
Herman
Minister of Defense

1,000 MOAB missiles
500 Abrams Main Battle Tanks

Total: $2.725 billion

The money will be wired upon confirmation.

Verboten, Croniun is an enemy of ours!!! Sell nothing to him!!!!

Since I am part of the alliance that runs this store, I personally say that the order is cancelled.

I'll order
10 paladon artillery vehicles-37.5m
60 M207A1 MLRS-138m
500 M-6 Bradley fighting vehicles-1,875,000,000$
500 Humvee hardtops-37,500,000$

TOTAL
2,087,500,000$ :D

And thanks for everything.

1,000 STRYKER 8-WHEEL DRIVE ARMOURED COMBAT VEHICLES-2,300,000,000
2,000 M2A2 Bradley Fighting Vehicle-6,332,000,000
500 M3A2 Cavalry Fighting Vehicles-1,583,000,000
500 M6 Bradley Linebackers-1,875,000,000
1,000 Avenger Air Defense Systems-1,250,000,000
2,000 M109A6 Paladin Self-Propelled Howitzers-7,500,000,000
500 M270A1 Multiple Launch Rocket Systems-1,150,000,000
20 Griffin Class Patrol Coastal Ships - PC-3,500,000,000

I'll wire 25,490,000,000 to you when my order is confirmed.

Both Orders Confrimed

I've wired the money to your account. Thank you.

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I'll buy
-20 M270A1 MLRSs 46m.$
-800 Humvee hardtops 60m.$
-20 Humvee ambulances 2,100,000$

TOTAL
106,100,000$

The United Iowan Soviets would like 1 5.56 rifle round.

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10,000 main battle tank abrahms
10,000 anti aircraft avengers
430,000,000,00 43 bill
125,000,000,00 12.5 bill

The People's Republic of Greater Burzum would like to make the following purchases to expand her small but growing Land Army:

Stryker 8 Wheeled Combat Vehicle (1): 2.3 mil

Shadow Surveillance/Recconaisance Vehicle (1): 1.45 mil

M109A6 Paladin Self-Propelled Howitzer (1): 3.5 mil

Avenger Air Defence System (1): 1.25 mil

8.5 million will be wired to your account upon confirmation of order...Please telegramme a receipt of our purchase to us as well.


-Count Grishnackh of Greater Burzum [Sovereign Emperor and Right Hand of Odin]

Olopto: $55.5B - ORDER CONFIRMED

Greater Burzum: $8.5M - ORDER CONFIRMED

This confirmation is your receipt....

The United Socialist States of Anglo-Russo would like to purchase the following air vehicles to augment its organic Army Aviation regiments.

2 AC-130U= $190,000,000
20 F-35 JSF= $760,000,000
6 KC-135= $237,600,000
19 MH-53J= $760,000,000

Total: $1,947,600,000

Money will be paid over two years

I would like to order:
30 m109a6 palidin self propeled howitzers

50 m270a1 multiple launch rocket systems


money will be wired on confermation

The United Socialist States of Anglo-Russo would like to purchase the following air vehicles to augment its organic Army Aviation regiments.

2 AC-130U= $190,000,000
20 F-35 JSF= $760,000,000
6 KC-135= $237,600,000
19 MH-53J= $760,000,000

Total: $1,947,600,000

Money will be paid over two years

Order Confirmed w/ 2 yr repayment plan.....


I would like to order:
30 m109a6 palidin self propeled howitzers

50 m270a1 multiple launch rocket systems


money will be wired on confermation


Cost: $2.3M

$115M - 50/Multiple Launch Rocket System (MLRS)

$112.5M - 30/M109A6 Paladin Self-Propelled Howitzers

$227.5M - Same deal...make payments over 2 NS yrs(2 RLDays)

And for future Reference...PLEASE DO YOUR OWN MATH

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