NationStates Jolt Archive


DGNTs cardboard space program goes wrong

Dontgonearthere
21-01-2004, 16:41
Yesterday DGNTs experiments into the properties of cardboard space-craft ended in disaster.
At the launchpad, after a bit of trouble with the vinager/baking soda reaction engine, the launch commenced and the shuttle lifted off. At this point there was an unforseen complication caused by the reaction entering the left plastic baggie, which exploded. This triggered a series of unfortunate events, including the failure of the Box (literaly) joint, and the crash of the onboard navigation computer (a Dell). Currently the rather soggy wreckage is being inspected for any signs of what caused the disaster.
The three pilots are alive, but unable to comment.
Mr 47 was outraged and demanded "WHO IN THE BLOODY HELL GAVE THEM A DELL!?!"
Wormia
21-01-2004, 16:47
LOL!
Dontgonearthere
24-02-2004, 18:27
*sigh*
Nobody cares about the brave souls investigating the merits of ultra-light spacecraft :(
Hogsweat
24-02-2004, 18:46
hahaha, LOL.

Oh yea, and i agree Dell = suxorz, but Time = m0re sux0rz
24-02-2004, 18:50
Lithos Petroleum offers its condolences upon hearing of the disaster, and is prepared to render assistance in the investigation if it is required.
Renard
24-02-2004, 19:05
The pressure group "Renardians for Space Investigation" (RSI), offers it's condolences and a cardboard box filled with vinegar and baking soda.