NationStates Jolt Archive

I feel you all are ready to know our history and plan.A week after the game Nationstates was created myself,my region,and our leader,the Wise One, all joined the game.We began to conquer nations using our armies of the dead.When we reached the age of 1 billion population we had conquered close to 500 nations.A little nation called The Last Watcher destroyed our armies and attacked the Black Fleet.We knew we were done for so we all agreed that we would come back in one year.We launched the Black Fleet into the time flow where we knew it would never be found.We have returned and rebuilt our armies and we have found the Black fleet.No sign of The Last Watcher is to be found so now we will conquer little nations.If you are not attacked we ask you to remain out of our war as it does not concern you.I will list the name and the war of each nation as it comes.I am calling all my orginal companions to war!!

This is our first capture.We declare war on this nation!!
http://www.nationstates.net/cgi-bin/index.cgi/target=display_nation/nation=Ruddock

Hahahahaha.
Now leave and never come back.

I am sending an army of 500 Golathio soldiers to your nation now.
OOC:The Golathios are dead so while you can destroy them you can't stop them,you have to kill me to do it.

Hahahahaha.
Now leave and never come back.

We are not joking and this time we are not leaving.MOOWAAHAHA

Really? Sounds pretty godmoddish to me, supposing I vaporize your super-soldiers with my giant laser cannons and then launch them into the sun?

Hahahahaha.
Now leave and never come back.

We are not joking and this time we are not leaving.MOOWAAHAHA

Unforunately while you were away we developed uber-monster destroying ray guns that immediately killed all your dead beings once you entered NS, sorry, please come again soon.

The Atheists Reality is giving you one chance, back down now ore be destroyed

Well, i would call thisgodmodding if i didn't think you were declaring war on one of your own puppets.

I was trained by the Last Watcher before he was destroyed and I am answering your battle cry with my own!I shall use the Uthaniagas that the Last Watcher gave to met your soldiers in battle.To conquer the World again you go through me and my armies!!

Hmm. Maybe a turbolaser strike with my satellites can vaporize this nation. Maybe I shouldn't waste my energy. Aww, what the heck.

IC:
Be warned, for if you attack one of our allies, we will fight back with all the (halfway restored) weapons at our disposal.

--President Masaki

We will not back down and we didn't bring the armies in,they were left here when we were last here so you ray thingy can't destroy them.I laugh at you all because Keebland is the only real threat on here.OOC:I am not attacking a puppet I just picked a random newby!IC:I am sending 250 Golathios to met you Keebland,you pick the battle grounds.

*livingdeads troops suddenly turn into glass*
That was fun.
Tea, anybody?

Trust me, your not alone in laughing, except we're laughing for different reasons. Besides, it's an Uber-ray gun thingy/ice maker, even the things you left here were destroyed when it was developed for the Ignore Cannon.

I fire my ignore cannon.

I pick the planet known by Othego,you should know it well as it was where you were destroyed!!My Armies a wait you and,if you value your Black Fleet leave it in hiding!!

I CALL GODMODDING ON YOUR IGNORE CANNON!!!!

Methinks I smell a puppet, Keeb

My armies can only be killed one way,they just reform from their own atoms otherwise.As of this point this is between me and Keebland,and who-ever else will fight me correctly,the way Keebland has chosen.My Black Fleet will be waiting for you over Othego Keebland,this is going to be a massacer.

We have these "ground rules" here on norm NS, if you care to acknowledge them, they are in the stickied posts, then you might be taken seriously, and rule #1 is, you can't have invincible soldiers, talk about advertising for an ignore.

This should be fun.
"I destroy your soldiers!"
"NO! I DESTROY YOUR SOLDIERS FIRST!
"NU UH! I BLOW UP YOUR GALAXY!"
"WELL I KILL YOU!"
"NO I KILL YOU!"
"MY SUPER-POWER ASSASSIN GUY ASSASINATES YOUR PRESIDENT!"
"NO! I ASSASINATE YOU AND HIM!"

Actually, they have the one unknown Achilles heel, and if the Keebles can exploit it (and export the weakness intel for a price), then it is not godmodding. Remember, that no army is truly invincible. Even the Death Star had a weakness (that two-meter wide exhaust port any half-decent young psychic/Force sensitive pilot can throw a missile in). So I ignore calls of godmodding until further notice.

Betcha can't handle THAT, kids!

Oh dear, my ignore has been ignored by somebody who I was not ignoring...Im screwed...

The Golathios can be destroyed with a trooper that The Last Watcher created but I have a limited number of those,and the Golathios reasemble their atoms from any regular weapon.I have been testing a weapon that destroys the links that hold the atoms together.That might kill them but it is not finished yet.The Black Fleet is pretty crappy except that it is huge and the Flagship can time travel and build more ships in the time stream.The Last Watcher never gave me the tech to travel in time.I am sending my Eclipse and 500 Uthaniagas to met your mounting armies.I will also be calling in someone who you might be interested in......

OOC:Who the hell tells you all this Keebland,I only told one person,oh,yeah,thats right Watcher told you.

IC:My Golathios dig trenches and set up bases.My Black Fleet starts dropping artillery and tanks for my use.My allies will be here soon.My Tri-ad will DESTROY YOU!

I am sending 300 Golathios to support you master,my Blood Fleet will be arriving shortly.We will crush the opposition.

I will have 10,000 Golathios created by the 7th of Feb.Will DESTROY this fly that is blocking our way to world domination.

Wow, the puppetry in this thread makes me want to vomit with joy.

I am sending my holy monks to aide you Keebland.
They have been training for their entire lives and meditate daily.
They have reached a new power that was locked in human beings for years, it is known a ki.
They live on a 45,000 foot mountain, the tempature there is -137 degrees F.
They travel down into the desert of 120 degrees F. Every week.
They are in top physical conditon, and will aide you in your war.

Also my Black ops team could move right in and kill your leader Livingdead...
Watch Out!

Do you guys realize you can't actually have wars on here? Idiots.

Welcome n00b. Idiot!.
Its called RPing, notice how all the others are doing it!

I thank you for your aid and I will ask you to move them into the forward attack line.The forward attack line is advancing toward Livingdead's fortress.

I will also be calling in someone who you might be interested in......

That someone is me. My nation is sending 1 Eclipse and 18 Demon class destroyers to assist Keeblands war agaings the dead.

The Wise One: Emperor of Wiseone

keebler i will send 1 eclipse 3ssds and 9 other destroyers to aid youthe ssds and eclipse have razor cannons instead of turbolasers