How do you declare war on a nation
Cause i really want to conquer the world with my unstopable undead/demon armies trust me you wont win.
::loads firetrucks with holy water:: Bring it.
:roll:
Dr_Twist
21-01-2004, 02:16
NOOB ALERT :roll:
The Zoogie People
21-01-2004, 02:17
You get to RP it.,..build up your military, declare war in a new thread...but I'll side with RP if you do try to conquer the world. Trust me. At your age, you won't make it. Your population size is less than the size of my active army.
Edit -
There's no n00b alert here. He's not being an idiot and saying I n00k j00 all!!!!l33711111!
He's just trying to figure out how to fight a war. Once he realizes its impractical to conquer the world, which will be soon enough, he'll probably stick to RP'ing like the rest of us. Newbie, not n00b. :P
I have been on here for One and a Half Months, perhaps Two, and I still get downed because everyone thinks I am not been on here that long..... :cry:
Well, anyway......Newbie Alert! :shock:
I have been on here for One and a Half Months, perhaps Two, and I still get downed because everyone thinks I am not been on here that long..... :cry:
Well, anyway......Newbie Alert! :shock:
Central Facehuggeria
21-01-2004, 02:22
*Loads Supersoakers with holy water, and ignore cannons with giant pineapples.*
We'll see how your demon army fares against those waterguns! Each tank of holy water was blessed by the pope himself (and boy did it cost a lot!)
I have been on here for One and a Half Months, perhaps Two, and I still get downed because everyone thinks I am not been on here that long..... :cry:
Well, anyway......Newbie Alert! :shock:
You've been here since January 1st, 20 days. :|
Just for kicks, I'm going to simulate an RP vs.
Tortureandpain.
Start Sim
And now for breaking news... The Dark Legions have announced that they are preparing to invade the nation of Tortureandpain. Skullzz authorities are citing severe n00b, crimes against some very serious crap (you know the kind), and being a pathetic little goth kid who thinks he has demons and undead minons as reasons for this war. This just in, a total of three minutes in, the war on Tortureandpain has apparently ENDED! Apparently, the war caused about 40 casualties for Tortureandpain, 0 for Skullzz. We bring you now to General Whatshisface for more info on the battle:
"Yes, thank you Mr. Brockman. Today, our invasion started by taking Exit 3, then making our first left and ending up in Tortureandpain. We encountered the local armed forces, and were immediately pelted with paperclip and rubber band fire. Taking shelter, our troops lobbed three grenades into the enemy encampment, killing all but an uninvolved squirrel, who seemed very angry over the whole thing. The squirrel is currently being treated at Skullzz General Hospital, and the dictator of Tortureandpain was found hiding in a small cardboard box in his tent/palace."
That's all for now, more as it breaks. This is Kent Brockman, reporting LIVE for WSKL 66, YOUR source for the latest breaking news.
End Sim
Crossman
21-01-2004, 02:43
Cause i really want to conquer the world with my unstopable undead/demon armies trust me you wont win.
Silly noobs, wars aren't for godmodders.
Crossman
21-01-2004, 02:44
Though maybe it would be interesting to go against you to see what kind of crazy godmod tricks you would try to pull...
Crossman
21-01-2004, 02:45
Though maybe it would be interesting to go against you to see what kind of crazy godmod tricks you would try to pull...
Anyone going to help with TortureandPain's question, or are you all going to sit around and poke him with sharp sticks? I thought so...
T n' P:
Assuming you're not a bored veteran loooking to provoke people, here are some things that would be helpful for you to know.
Zoogie People started you in the right direction, by saying You get to RP it.,..build up your military, declare war in a new thread
You're best bet is to read the stickies at the top of the forum, and then read some of the RP's currently underway. Sometimes, but not always, the age of the nation in an RP can tell you something about the quality of their work. Generally speaking, the goal of a good RP is to entertain and to make other players want to participate in a positive way. Look for longrunning RP's with older players, read them and study the way they tell their stories.
You can also take classes at Role Play University to learn RP, and other gameplaying, skills. You can find all the information at: http://rpu.board.dk3.com/2/index.php