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Deluxe Serranian smiley face stress balls on sale NOW!

20-01-2004, 23:54
http://www.logogram.com/PdList.asp?Cat=4
Now friends, you may beleive that to be a waste of money, but its not.
Pretend you are grunt in the field, shells dropping left and right. So, natrually, you go crazy and kill your fellow soldiers in your psychotic ravings!
But all that can be avoided by simply giving one of these balls to each of your soldiers! Its patented PLITECH(c) technology soothes the grunt into being a coldblooded killing machine, so you will never be defeated!
And now they are on sale for $5 each!
What a deal!

Post purchases in this thread!
Vercettia
21-01-2004, 03:38
Vercettia is highly interested in purchasing some stress balls. We would like to place an order for 34,000,001 balls, so the price should be $170,000,005. Cash will be wired upon confirmation of order.