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Crossroads gives test results of progect 'Mega Tank of Doom'

Crossroads Inc
20-01-2004, 20:15
At a hastily called Press Conferance, General Smoo, of the Crossroads R&D military Divsion annouced progress on the "Mega Tank of Doom" progect.

"Thank you all for comming, after several months of research, and Billions spent in development, I have come to release the results of the first succesful tests of our 'Auto-Wizz-Bang' Mega Cannon. <go here for descrption http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?p=2592962 >

The prototype, dubbed 'Igore' by our scientests, was fired from atop the Crossroads Moutain range about two days ago. Yes, for all those our there asking, that is what caused those 4.5 tremors in the near by nations.

Needless to say Even we wern't prepared for just how big of a force this thing gave off. But it was really Cool! We had aimed the cannon at a small island off our mainland, and, well, that 2skm area of land 'taint there no more!

In any case our Lord High CEO has expressed much intrest and our construction of the actual mobile Platforms to carry the 'Auto Wizz Bang' cannon or AWB, is well under way. No, orginally we were going to have two of these, the Prototype, and a Production modle. But gosh darnit if theses things arn't so kewl! We plan On making Five if them! Putting them on strategic moutain tops around Crossroads Islands.

Thats all for now, we'll keep you posted!"
Crossroads Inc
20-01-2004, 20:42
*pokes non rining phones on desk*
"Ah, Nutbunnies"