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I, President Dubya of Dubyasland, request at least 2,000 nuclear devices, more than enough to destroy all the nations of this world. I must protect it from the liberals and terrorsists, and the only way to do this is by having the most nukes. I will pay for these with cash or the souls of my people, whichever you prefer.

Unfourtnately, at your nation's current size and age, we regret to inform you that we can only provide nuclear weapons made of cardboard at this time. Once you get large than 100 million people, then perhaps you can get the real thing.

How about some dirty bombs until then?

Too small, Too noobish. We shall not give WMD's/Sell WMD's to nations with under 75 million/with thriving economy or 100 mill and strong economy. When your bigger and less noobish ask for nukes till then try and stay alive.

Too small, Too noobish. We shall not give WMD's/Sell WMD's to nations with under 75 million/with thriving economy or 100 mill and strong economy. When your bigger and less noobish ask for nukes till then try and stay alive.

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Euroslavia wishes to know exactly why your nation needs dirty bombs. And don't say, just to have them because no one gets these bombs, just to have them...obviously there is a purpose for them, and we will monitor your nation very closely.