NationStates Jolt Archive


Concubines for Sale

GIVEMHECK
19-01-2004, 22:59
Here at GIVEMHECK, we have female concubines for sale.
They are aged 17-23 and cost 150 USD

Enjoy
19-01-2004, 23:30
Nothing around here gets sold without pics. This is far from the exception. :lol:
Crossroads Inc
19-01-2004, 23:38
Here at GIVEMHECK, we have female concubines for sale.
They are aged 17-23 and cost 150 USD

Enjoy What, you only have 'Female' Concubines? Feh...
Central Facehuggeria
19-01-2004, 23:45
Before making any purchases we need a garentee. We do not wish to acquire any ugly (and therefore useless) concubines.
P4lladia
19-01-2004, 23:46
I would like to purchase three of these, with an appropriate number of igloo-shaped dwellings for them.
Mekanta
19-01-2004, 23:49
"Mekanta is appauled that Central Facehuggeria would go to THEM when WE have perfectly willing Simulants. Not only are our simulants undoubtably cleaner, they can also be 100% customized."

The diplomatic AI seems distressed as a door opens.

"However, uh, we don't feel this trade agreement, is, uh, conc- err... conductive to... uhh..."

Several people with lengths of pipe walk behind the AI, glaring down at it.

"Oh, nutbunnies..."