NationStates Jolt Archive

The Leader of the Jihad, Massar al Tahik

Recorded from an unknown cave


"Brothers, too long have the capitalists ruled the Earth. It's time for revenge, i know that my hopefully new friend, the GLA terrorists will help us in our pursuit for freedom. I warn y'all, our human sacrifies are ready."

The video turns off, into a complete silence.

Be sure to purchase chemical and biological weapons in my little shop of horrors

Do you -really- want to start doing human sacrifices? *points to a small attack force warming up on the runways*

Do you -really- want to start doing human sacrifices? *points to a small attack force warming up on the runways*

YES!

Do you -really- want to start doing human sacrifices? *points to a small attack force warming up on the runways*

Do you -really- want to start doing human sacrifces?
*points to nerve gas bombs*

those are just threats, you have no idea where he is so give up.

*points to old man on camel with rusty rifle*

see, i can wank over my special little forces super commando group standing on a runway too.

all of those threats are worthless. Just do what you please.