NationStates Jolt Archive

*A mighty General aproches a podium before a packed Press corps*
-tap tap-

"Err, is this thing on? heh? Oh Ok.. AHEM No then, While the current enviroment of the nations these days seems to be becoming increasingly Hostile and Agressive, His Lord Hollyness, the CEO of Crossroads Inc, has announced a formal withdrawl from Our nation producing and using Nuclear Weponary. ICBMS, Nukes, Bombs and the like shall neither be researched Nor pursued as such paths will only lead to mutual Discussion, Now then... Our there Any Questions?"

*A reporter stands, holding a pad of paper*

"Ah yes, Over here, Sir! What do you have to say of reports that, whil dismanteling Nuclear Bomb research, your Nation seems to be INCREASING stockpiles of Uranium and Enriched Refined Plutonium?"

*small silance*

"Ohhhh Kay.. and thats all the question for today, Thank you!"

In other news, Skullzz has recently been declared a "Venomous Tree Porcupine Free State"(VTPFS).

No Nukes! No Nukes! No Nuke! :lol:

*A mighty General aproches a podium before a packed Press corps*
-tap tap-

"Err, is this thing on? heh? Oh Ok.. AHEM No then, While the current enviroment of the nations these days seems to be becoming increasingly Hostile and Agressive, His Lord Hollyness, the CEO of Crossroads Inc, has announced a formal withdrawl from Our nation producing and using Nuclear Weponary. ICBMS, Nukes, Bombs and the like shall neither be researched Nor pursued as such paths will only lead to mutual Discussion, Now then... Our there Any Questions?"

*A reporter stands, holding a pad of paper*

"Ah yes, Over here, Sir! What do you have to say of reports that, whil dismanteling Nuclear Bomb research, your Nation seems to be INCREASING stockpiles of Uranium and Enriched Refined Plutonium?"

*small silance*

"Ohhhh Kay.. and thats all the question for today, Thank you!"

So what do you plan on doing if someone invades you if you have no bombs of the sort.

So what do you plan on doing if someone invades you if you have no bombs of the sort. OOC oh dn't get me wrong! just because Im giving up on Nukes doesn't mean im getting rid of Bombs, besides, im going for a Largey Defensive force, Nukes are not something you use if your being invaded... At least I HOPE your wouldn't!

I'd start pulling out the Ignore Cannon! :)

Nukes are just the lazy man's way out of bad situations. :?

I would'nt use them on my own nation. I thought you said that you were going to get rid of regular bombs as well, my mistake.

ICBMS, Nukes, --Bombs-- and the like shall neither be researched Nor pursued ooooh yea... gues that was kinda my mistake.. oh well, its all good :)

So you are renouncing the use of nukes, but leave the option open for other WMDS?

So what do you plan on doing if someone invades you if you have no bombs of the sort. OOC oh dn't get me wrong! just because Im giving up on Nukes doesn't mean im getting rid of Bombs, besides, im going for a Largey Defensive force, Nukes are not something you use if your being invaded... At least I HOPE your wouldn't!
That could be fun, best defence idea I've heard. Nuke yoursefl, that'll stop invaders.

I just looked at the number of posts you have and when you came here, how do you people post so much.

Well that would work would'nt it, there would'nt be anything left of your nation and you would get rid of some of theirs, plus they would'nt come back because of the radiation.

*sings the hedgehog song*

*sings the hedgehog song*

We're not rid of the hedgehogs, nor do we plan to be. Care to share those lyrics with me? :wink:

So you are renouncing the use of nukes, but leave the option open for other WMDS?Actually its more along the lines of 'Nifty things you can do with Plutonium' but thats still -Secret- and all :wink:

Good for you, nukes are really a waste of time. I've found anti-matter and chems to be much better.

Have you signed the Nuclear Weapons Non-Proliferation Treaty?

So have you conquered the fronteirs of outer space yet or are you still stuck on your home planet.

Presenting, without further adue, the Discworld Hedgehog Song!
By Nanny Ogg (presumably)

http://hem.passagen.se/josa99/hedgehog-music.gif

1.
You can bugger the bear, if you do it with care,
in the winter, when he is asleep in his lair,
Though I would not advise it in spring or in fall--
but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.

2.
If you're feeling quite coarse, you can bugger the horse,
or the palfrey, the jennet, the stallion (with force),
You can bugger the donkey, the mare, or the mule,
Though to bugger the pony is needlessly cruel.

3.
You can bugger the ox (if you stand on a box)
And vulpologists say you can bugger the fox,
You can bugger the shrew, though it's awfully small--
but the hedgehog cvan never be buggered at all.

4.
Herptologists gasp you can bugger the asp,
Entymologists claim you can bugger the wasp.
If an insects your thing, man, then just have a ball--
But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.

5.
And the elephant too, that you meet in the zoo,
Can be buggered if you are sure just what to do,
You will need a large mattress upon which to fall--
but the hedgehog cvan never be buggered at all.

6.
You can bugger the bees if your down on your knees,
You can bugger the termites with terminal ease
you can bugger the beetle, the ladybug (bird!) too,
there's no end to the buggering that you can do.

7.
You can bugger the cat if it isn't to fat
You can bugger the rabbit you draw from your hat
You can bugger the shark that you've chased in your yawl--
but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.

8.
You can bugger the ermine, and all other vermine,
like rats, mice, and roaches, if your not discernin'.
You can bugger the dog, it will come when you call--
but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.

9.
Although Mr. Tiggy is not very big, he
Avoids with great ease those who fancy his arse.
He just curls in a ball, shows his prickles and all--
And the would-be seducer leaves himin the grass

10.
If you're that kind of fool, and you have a long tool,
Do it with a giraffe, if you stand on a stool,
Catch a yeti, who lives in the snows of Nepal--
but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.

11.
For the hedgehog escapes the posterior rapes
Performed upon others of different shapes
Those who run, swim, or slither, they get it withal--
But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.

12.
It is said, if you try, you can bugger the fly,
Or the swallow as it skims so skilfully by,
Use a noose or a net, or lime (if you've the gall)--
but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all

13.
You can bugger the cow (I will not tell you how),
Or the boar, or the piglet, the shoat or the sow,
You can bugger the ass as it stands in the stall--
But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.

14.
You can order or shoo 'im, or run a knife through 'im
The one thing you cannot do is stick it to 'im.
If you try to seduce 'im, you'll end in a fix,
His prickles defend him against rampant pricks.

15.
You can bugger the ram, you can bugger the lamb,
You can bugger the ewe, though the wether's a sham,
You can bugger the tiger (it may caterwaul)
But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.

16.
You can bugger the seal, you can bugger the eel,
You can bugger the crab, though they say it can't feel,
You can bugger the bat as the night casts its pall,
But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.

17.
You can bugger the snake (hold it down with a rake),
Though to bugger the quetzal may be a mistake.
You can bugger the billy, the nanny the kid,
But to bugger the hedeghog just cannot be did.

18.
You can bugger the slug, though it messes the rug,
You can bugger the different species of bug,
Or do it with a snail, if you slow to a crawl,
But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.

19.
At the end of the day, when you've had your rough way
With all of those creatures, you'll just have to say
"That damned Erinaceous has been my downfall--"
For the hedgehog can never be buggered at all!