NationStates Jolt Archive


Test Required

17-01-2004, 23:02
Our forces desire to test our new secret wepon. We invite any nation to take up the challenge of defeating our super warrior. A small village on the outskirts of our homeland has been evacuated and guarded by two or these men. We will beat any force up to one hundred ordinary men. If you succesfully beat us we will give you free access to this technology. If we beat you our test will have been succesfull and we will give you one million teef (our national currency)

1 million teef = 1.5 Million £

******Please note ----------- live fire will be used and your men will be killed.*******
17-01-2004, 23:06
The USSNR is sending a B-1 Lancer with teh cargo of ONE 1000kt Thorium Neutronic Fission Bomb which was recently developed by our nation.

This will be a good time to se its destructive potential.

The B-1 Lancer shall be escorted by by two F/A-22 Raptors, and we mean no harm and ask that our military men, loved by The People, be spared apart of the test, for they are only doing their job.
17-01-2004, 23:07
I would but wait until you are a little older, as people won't take a "secret weapon" seriously at a pop under 100 million. Sorry.
17-01-2004, 23:10
Um to the first guy I said men not fussion bombs. To cornix pes how long does it take to get a pop over 100 mill (on average)
17-01-2004, 23:10
Um to the first guy I said men not fussion bombs. To cornix pes how long does it take to get a pop over 100 mill (on average)
The Burnsian Desert
17-01-2004, 23:11
Sending 4 of our purchased 150 MT nuke trucks to your village...
17-01-2004, 23:13
:;sigh:: Fine...Ill call them off.... :cry: :cry:
Crookfur
17-01-2004, 23:14
OOC: It seems a little silly because even if you use 40k space marine 7.62mm NATO blended metal rounds will bugger you sharpish.

and of course marines are vastly future tech.
Central Facehuggeria
17-01-2004, 23:15
It usually takes around a month, but you can get it earlier with the right issues.

Anyway, before I send a team to test this super soldier, I would like to know what it is specifically.
The Burnsian Desert
17-01-2004, 23:18
RECON EWOCS:

http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=www.agrnews.org/issues/191/MITsupersoldier.JPG&imgrefurl=http://www.agrnews.org/issues/191/nationalnews.html&h=332&w=259&prev=/images%3Fq%3DSuper%2BSoldier%26start%3D20%26svnum%3D10%26hl%3Den%26lr%3D%26ie%3DUTF-8%26client%3DREAL-tb%26sa%3DN

My god...
17-01-2004, 23:30
Unfortuanetly there has been a slightly major problem. The two test subjects minds snapped under the psychotraining, and attacked our own side. It was decided that ofr our, and our neighbours safety the only option was their total destruction and our failsafe was operated. At precisely 18.28 high quantites of francium was pumped into their blood. Further tests have currently been suspended until a complete run down of the technology has been completed.