NationStates Jolt Archive


Tasty Foods Announces Beginning of Nuclear Program

Tasty Foods
17-01-2004, 06:37
Imperial News Center (INC) -

Today, Emperor Sean May announced the beginning of a small nuclear program. He told INC reporter Rob Smith that he wants to get at least 50 before he ceases production of the nukes. Most are expected to be small, tactical nukes, but some are expected to be large, and there's expected to be 2 atomic bombs constructed. He also wanted to make it clear that these are for defensive measures only. You won't see him willingly pressing that shiny red button.

The program should last 1.5-2 (1.5-2 RL days) years, then will be shut down...and possibly restarted again at a later date. Back to Herby in the booth.

And in other news, a woman found with a beard as long as Osama bin Laden's.....
Tasty Foods
17-01-2004, 15:35
Dispy doo Bumparoo
Tasty Foods
17-01-2004, 17:16
Slam Bump
17-01-2004, 17:18
I'll sell you uranium for 5 million a ton(2000 lbs.)
or 3 million for half a ton(1,000 lbs.)
Jeruselem
17-01-2004, 17:19
Imperial News Center (INC) -
And in other news, a woman found with a beard as long as Osama bin Laden's.....

LOL

IC

We seem to a late starter with a nuclear programme. Ours is well advanced.
Tasty Foods
17-01-2004, 17:20
I'll sell you uranium for 5 million a ton(2000 lbs.)
or 3 million for half a ton(1,000 lbs.)

We have plenty of uranium.

Thanks for the offer, though.
17-01-2004, 17:30
What about my new special alloy. It took a while to make, but it works. It is what our starships will be made of. A Titanium, Aluminum, and steel alloy, it renders ion cannons useless against the hull, and it is impact resistant. Projectile weapons are the most usefull.
Here is a table:
Laser/80% of normal damage
ion/0%
phaser/65%
plasma/105$
projectile/100%
explosives/15% except on direct hits
Tasty Foods
17-01-2004, 17:32
What about my new special alloy. It took a while to make, but it works. It is what our starships will be made of. A Titanium, Aluminum, and steel alloy, it renders ion cannons useless against the hull, and it is impact resistant. Projectile weapons are the most usefull.
Here is a table:
Laser/80% of normal damage
ion/0%
phaser/65%
plasma/105$
projectile/100%
explosives/15% except on direct hits

No thanks.