NationStates Jolt Archive


Tampon Crisis

16-01-2004, 12:59
The Rogue Nation of Kilroysilk must announce with much regret that the country has run out of tamponic facilities. It has led to mass unstemmed hemoraging amongst the nations women. Fuhrer Kilroysilk himself has declared a national state of emergency and an plan of action. With women also being the national currency this problem could see the economy bled dry. Any help would be gratefully accepted, even from the limb amputating, suicide bomber encouraging wasters. x
Credonia
16-01-2004, 13:04
LMAO, i wont ask.....
16-01-2004, 13:05
I'm willing to help but it will cost you. I want 20,000 turds and 40 shites for a year's supply of tampons. If you've got any fit biatches, send them to me and i'll sort them out. Peace out :twisted:
The Fedral Union
16-01-2004, 14:15
:? :lol: :lol: :lol: :? :|
Rotovia
16-01-2004, 14:32
The Rogue Nation of Kilroysilk must announce with much regret that the country has run out of tamponic facilities. It has led to mass unstemmed hemoraging amongst the nations women. Fuhrer Kilroysilk himself has declared a national state of emergency and an plan of action. With women also being the national currency this problem could see the economy bled dry. Any help would be gratefully accepted, even from the limb amputating, suicide bomber encouraging wasters. x
You do that... :shock: