NationStates Jolt Archive

In strict confidence:

Bonstocknian military officials are contemplating the effects of a new rise of imperialist warmonger alliances. The Bonstocknian Special Services (BSS), our intelligence services, are largely in the dark on the states of alliances such as GDODAD and the Marxist Pact. If you can get us any information on the activities of any GDODAD like alliance, we are willing to pay cold hard cash. Don't tell the Riksdag; this is in strict confidence.

Here is a little secret:

Girl scout cookies are made of real girl scouts.

And Boy scouts do not make cookies. Who wants to lick all the chocolate off a cookie and find the initials 'BS'

Is Bonstock only looking for infromation about the Marxist pact and GDODAD or is there anything else that they might want to purchase from us?

GDODAD is a large thingy. They have many things at thier disposal, including nukes (for hell i should know) and retarded dictators who will eventually be brought to an international court.

"We know that TROUSERS is a supporter of terrorism, and attacked a country that was bombed by a lawnmower bomb, and that the GDODAD Will back TROUSERS If he is attacked. our conclusion: GDODAD is a Terrorist Alliance."

"HELL YES THEY HAVE NUKES!"

Yes I meant to say that too.

Bonstocknian military officials are contemplating the effects of a new rise of imperialist warmonger alliances. The Bonstocknian Special Services (BSS), our intelligence services, are largely in the dark on the states of alliances such as GDODAD and the Marxist Pact. If you can get us any information on the activities of any GDODAD like alliance, we are willing to pay cold hard cash. Don't tell the Riksdag; this is in strict confidence.

[Quantum encryption - Bonstock]

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We suggest that when one has to pay for intelligence without doing some legwork of your own - it leaves yourself vulnerable to manipulation.

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Bonstocknian military officials are contemplating the effects of a new rise of imperialist warmonger alliances. The Bonstocknian Special Services (BSS), our intelligence services, are largely in the dark on the states of alliances such as GDODAD and the Marxist Pact. If you can get us any information on the activities of any GDODAD like alliance, we are willing to pay cold hard cash. Don't tell the Riksdag; this is in strict confidence.

[Quantum encryption - Bonstock]

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We suggest that when one has to pay for intelligence without doing some legwork of your own - it leaves yourself vulnerable to manipulation.

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ooc: I'm mostly looking for info on the state of GDODAD and any other such alliances. I've been noticing that they have been resurgant lately, but rl restrictions have kept me from giving it my full attention.

Solid Water: GDODAD, Marxist Pact, and anyone related to them. Terrorist alliances: what are they up to?

Phyrric: It's not BS. Its BSS. Basically our version of the FBI, CIA, and Secret Service rolled into one organization. Take your scouting flame back to the general forum where it belongs. This is where the RPers play.

I will not take offense from illiteracy, reread the post. I blame your elementary teacher and parents for that. RP from you? Is that possible?

I will not take offense from illiteracy, reread the post. I blame your elementary teacher and parents for that. RP from you? Is that possible?

I beg your pardon?

I will not take offense from illiteracy, reread the post. I blame your elementary teacher and parents for that. RP from you? Is that possible?

I beg your pardon?

I have about a 130ish IQ. What are you gonna pay me for that? 8)

I have about a 130ish IQ. What are you gonna pay me for that? 8)

*stuffs a dollar in a bullet, and fires it is Skullzz*