Surplus warheads for sale
Ryanania
16-01-2004, 03:01
Ryanania is selling one hundred-fifty 125 megaton warheads, and one hundred-fifty 50 megaton warheads. These were originally produced when the Ryananian military knew little about nuclear weapons. Since that time, we have found that we have no need for such massive weapons. These are HUGE yields, for those of you who don't know. Most nuclear weapons aren't even close to that powerful.
For the 125 megaton warheads, we are charging 75 million USD a piece.
For the 50 megaton warheads, we are charging 25 million USD a piece.
4 50 ton warheads @ 100 M total
wire money on confirmation of order.
A Few Rich People
16-01-2004, 03:04
What are you talking about, there is no such thing as a surplus WMD. You just store them in some decrepid warehouse and keep them for a "hopeless situation".
OOC: if he wants to sell em, im willing to buy em, plus at this price i can afford em :P
Ryanania
16-01-2004, 03:12
4 50 ton warheads @ 100 M total
wire money on confirmation of order.Order confirmed. Your warheads should arrive in six to eight weeks.
The Meatball Empire
16-01-2004, 03:12
i'll take 3 125 megaton warheads.
*money wired*
Ryanania
16-01-2004, 03:13
i'll take 3 125 megaton warheads.
*money wired*Your warheads should arrive in six to eight weeks. If you have any questions about your order, please call 1-800-854-7464.
money will be paid on arrival of telegram.
If necessary trigger units with an anti-open device until you have received the money. But El Comandante would like the units at its ports until money has been transfered. The money has already been moved from Che Treasury into an account with your name on it. The password will be transfered, ASAYD (ooc:as soon as you deliver)
Dont take this extra step of precaution the wrong way. Che has been robbed before.
Thank you. perhaps in the near future i will purchase some 125 tons if still available.
Dontgonearthere
16-01-2004, 03:19
(puts on Vally Girl voice)
Duu-uude! Nukes are like, so last millenia!
*sort of half wave using upper arm while hold hand at 90 degree angle to forarm*
Ryanania
16-01-2004, 03:19
money will be paid on arrival of telegram.
If necessary trigger units with an anti-open device until you have received the money. But El Comandante would like the units at its ports until money has been transfered. The money has already been moved from Che Treasury into an account with your name on it. The password will be transfered, ASAYD (ooc:as soon as you deliver)
Dont take this extra step of precaution the wrong way. Che has been robbed before.
Thank you. perhaps in the near future i will purchase some 125 tons if still available.We don't feel the need to put an anti-open trigger on our warheads.
OOC: well as i see it, in this rp game, as soon as im telegram the WHOLE transaction is complete, i dont know, thats just how i play :)
Hrm.. yeez. 2 x 125 mgton warheads should be sufficient. One to blow up someday and the other one to have as a threat. Not many really take sorcery as the threat it should be.
You take humans as a trade? If not very well.. gold it is.
We buy nuclear weapons not for war, and even not so much for deterrence as for research. We are fascinated by the sheer science involved, and the power that may be harnessed. Well, deterrence is a kick, too. So I'll buy forty of each.
2 125 megaton
16 50 megaton
Total = 925 million
(I'm a small nation, this is coming out of military budget..don't get on me for it ;D)
Wired on confirmation
(puts on Vally Girl voice)
Duu-uude! Nukes are like, so last millenia!
*sort of half wave using upper arm while hold hand at 90 degree angle to forarm*
:shock: That was almost as bad as one of the lines in a book I read for Modern World History (The Brothers of Glastonbury)...something about 'she rested her chin between my shoulder blades and began to move her jaw up and down...and no, don't get dirty, they were searching for the holy grail on horseback...:P
Nukes will, like, so blast you into the last millenia!
Dontgonearthere
16-01-2004, 04:29
*indicates the very large laser cannon behind him*
I am next millinia :wink:
Ryanania
16-01-2004, 05:29
Hrm.. yeez. 2 x 125 mgton warheads should be sufficient. One to blow up someday and the other one to have as a threat. Not many really take sorcery as the threat it should be.
You take humans as a trade? If not very well.. gold it is.Gold will do. Your order will be processed upon validation of your credit card number.
Ryanania
16-01-2004, 05:32
2 125 megaton
16 50 megaton
Total = 925 million
(I'm a small nation, this is coming out of military budget..don't get on me for it ;D)
Wired on confirmationThank you for choosing Ryananian WMD. Your warheads should arrive in six to eight weeks. If you have any questions about your order, please call 1-800-854-7464.
10 125 megaton warheads @ 75 M each, Totalling 750,000,000 USD
pleasure to do business again
money wired on confirmation.
I would very much like to buy 10 125 MT Warheads for.....
750,000,000 Money has been wired and we are waiting for delivery
Ryanania
16-01-2004, 06:01
10 125 megaton warheads @ 75 M each, Totalling 750,000,000 USD
pleasure to do business again
money wired on confirmation.(I'll give you the benefit of the doubt and believe that you can afford this)
Thank you for choosing Ryananian WMD. Your warheads should arrive in six to eight weeks. If you have any questions about your order, please call 1-800-854-7464.WTF? Don't impersonate me, fucktard. And get out of my thread.
Ryanania
16-01-2004, 06:05
I would very much like to buy 10 125 MT Warheads for.....
750,000,000 Money has been wired and we are waiting for deliveryAnyways... Your money has been recieved, and your order sent.
The Burnsian Desert
16-01-2004, 06:05
4 125 MT warheads... money on TG confirmation.
Ryanania
16-01-2004, 06:12
10 125 megaton warheads @ 75 M each, Totalling 750,000,000 USD
pleasure to do business again
money wired on confirmation.Thank you for choosing Ryananian WMD. Your warheads should arrive in six to eight weeks. If you have any questions about your order, please call 1-800-854-7464.
Ryanania
16-01-2004, 06:12
4 125 MT warheads... money on TG confirmation.Thank you for choosing Ryananian WMD. Your warheads should arrive in six to eight weeks. If you have any questions about your order, please call 1-800-854-7464.
*six to eight RP weeks later* (OOC: for a matter of convience)
thank you ryanania, our order has arrived and your payment has been transfered. thank you, i belive that is all we will need as LARGE amounts of our military spending will be needed to maintain such weapons, we must now cut down on regular military.
we,ll manage to come by 8)
Greetings from Xeraph!
On behalf of the Twisted Clan and the Darkwing Vampyres, we wish to place an order for 10 125 mg warheads, total 750 million.
Payment sent automatically when order confirmed.
Respectfully,
Alaric, King of Xeraph, Ambassador to ARM, NNA, IADF, AR
Greetings from Xeraph!
On behalf of the Confederate Militias, we wish to purchase 20 50-meg warheads, total 500 million.
Payment automatically sent when order confirmed.
Respectfully,
Alaric, King of Xeraph
Ryanania
17-01-2004, 04:15
Greetings from Xeraph!
On behalf of the Twisted Clan and the Darkwing Vampyres, we wish to place an order for 10 125 mg warheads, total 750 million.
Payment sent automatically when order confirmed.
Respectfully,
Alaric, King of Xeraph, Ambassador to ARM, NNA, IADF, ARThank you for choosing Ryananian WMD. Your warheads should arrive in six to eight weeks. If you have any questions about your order, please call 1-800-872-6289.
Ryanania
17-01-2004, 04:16
Greetings from Xeraph!
On behalf of the Confederate Militias, we wish to purchase 20 50-meg warheads, total 500 million.
Payment automatically sent when order confirmed.
Respectfully,
Alaric, King of XeraphThank you for choosing Ryananian WMD. Your warheads should arrive in six to eight weeks. If you have any questions about your order, please call 1-800-872-6289.
Ryanania
18-01-2004, 03:48
Bump
Ryanania
19-01-2004, 06:23
I've still got lots left. Who wants some big nukes?
What methods of delivery can be used with these warheads?
Does it have to be ICBM or can a F/A-18E fighter/bomber deliver them?
10 fifty meg warheads for 250m
money transferred on next business day
The Burnsian Desert
21-01-2004, 06:22
SECRET IC:
20 50 MT warheads for 500m.
Money Transferred on Confirmation.
The People's Republic of Montecore seeks such items, and though we are on a bit of a budget at the moment, we would like to purchase 5 x 50 megaton warheads. The General and President Seljuk would like to add these precious wares to his collection.
Secret IC: Do you still have nukes left. I'll take 4 125 megaton nukes and 4 50 megaton nukes. this comes to 400 million. Money will be transfered on confirmation.
Secret IC: Do you still have nukes left. I'll take 4 125 megaton nukes and 4 50 megaton nukes. this comes to 400 million. Money will be transfered on confirmation.
Secret IC: Do you still have nukes left. I'll take 4 125 megaton nukes and 4 50 megaton nukes. this comes to 400 million. Money will be transfered on confirmation.
Secret IC: Do you still have nukes left. I'll take 4 125 megaton nukes and 4 50 megaton nukes. this comes to 400 million. Money will be transfered on confirmation.
Secret IC: For get that other order. I'll take 8 125 megaton nukes and 8 50 megaton nukes. That comes to 800 million USD. Money wired.
Secret IC: For get that other order. I'll take 8 125 megaton nukes and 8 50 megaton nukes. That comes to 800 million USD. Money wired.