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The United Socialist States of -Noir-
**CASH ONLY**

-Noir-'s Specialty Vehicle and Ordinance Storefront *HERE* (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=119097)

:arrow: --Uranium--
My country has a ample supply of un-processed(natural) and processed uranium that is ready to be sold and shipped out.

http://www.webelements.com/webelements/elements/media/element-pics/U.jpg
(small samples of uranium)

My prices (per pound):
Restricted* Uranium: $30.00
Un-Restricted** Uranium: $10.00

We will pack the uranium into seal containers for transport, but you must provide your own transport to carry the uranium out of the country.

http://www.uic.com.au/graphics/flaskload1.gif***

Our uranium is high quality weapons grade fissionable material.

*Restriced Uranium is primarily the regular HEU(High-Enriched Uranium) used in weapons
**Un-Restricted Uranium (U3O8) is the uranium used in nuclear powerplants, but this uranium is still highly radioactive (but a large amount would be needed to produce a viable nuclear bomb)
***[-Empty radiation resistant container- Price: 1,000 per container {makes for great fallout shelters when empty}]

*Note*: You cant have nukes until your country reaches about 100,000,000 population* (dirty bombs arent considered 'real' nuclear bombs, so any country can make them)

We have a very large stockpile of uranium available, that is one of the main reasons for the unbelievably low prices. We have so much uranium, it has practically replaced the old paper currencys. Our currencey is now comprised up of small coins that contain a small but safe, chemically enhanced uranium developed for use as -Noir-'s currency

:arrow: --Pistols--

We have a large stock pile of these military pistols that are hand crafted in -Noir- and can be used and adapted for all purposes

very good quality

http://www.iar-arms.com/images/eagle.jpg
Weapon: de-eagle
Rate of Fire: N/A
Rounds (per magazine): 7
Firing Cartridge: .50 action express
Weight: pending
Price: $250.00

http://www.carl-walther.de/images/p99_gross.jpg
1 Semi-automatic Pistol P99-N- Pistol with Laser and Flashlight
2 P99-N- Standard
3 P99-N- Military
4 P99-N- Titanium Coated
Weapon: Carl Walther P99-N-
Technical data:
Caliber: 9mmx19; .40 S&W
Dimensions: (l/h/w):180/135/29; 184/135/29
Weight: 710g, 735g
Barrel length: 102mm; 106mm
Magazine cap: 15; 11
Price: By request ($600-$700)
Additional Info:
The Walther P 99-N- is the solution of all problems in the field of modern handgun technology. This semi-automatic pistol, developed according to the latest findings of the official law enforcement agencies, represents a milestone in the development of handguns. It incorporates the advantages of a hammerless weapon with the comfort of a weapon equipped with a hammer.
Especially those who are required to carry weapons on duty request technical details which Walther, for the first time, managed to meet with the P 99-N-:
- immediate combat readiness
- high firepower because of its
magazine for 16 rounds (9 mm Luger)
- rapid target acquisition because of
its low sights
- ideally suited for snapshots
- maximal safety because of four
automatic safety systems
- fires all makes of ammunition with
high reliability
- compact dimensions and low weight
- modular construction
- grip adjustable to different hand sizes
because of interchangeable grip
backstraps
- can be used in SA/DA mode even
though weapon is hammerless
- low recoil of the weapon because of
integrated recoil compensator in the
backstrap
- receiver made of glass-fibre reinforced
polymer which results in extremely
long durability
- new QPQ-coating of metal parts,
highly resistant against all weather
conditions
Standard -Noir- Special Forces side arm
OOC: My personal favorite, also seen in the anime "Noir"

Available special ammunition sold seperately

:arrow: --Machine Pistols--

These pistols had been developed by the R&D of Audiophilia, but have been produced mainly in -Noir- and has not been available anywhere else.

http://www.gurpsmaster.de/hkpdw.jpg
Weapon: HK PDW.
Rate of Fire: 3 shot burst
Rounds (per magazine): 20, (optional 40 round mag. available)
Firing Cartridge: 4.6x30mm
Weight: 3.8lbs
Price: $3,000

:arrow: --SMG's--

These SMGs hav been in production for many years, but both have been under exclusive order for the Army of Audiophilia

http://www.gurpsmaster.de/p90__.jpg
Weapon: FN Herstal P90
Rate of Fire: 15
Rounds (per magazine): 50
Firing Cartridge: 5.7x28mm
Weight: 6.5lbs
Price: $800.00

:arrow: --High-Powered Weaponry--

We also produce several high powered rifles (mainly sniper rifles). But our R&D is still developing more advanced weaponry.

http://www.globalsecurity.org/military/systems/ground/images/m82a1a.jpg
Weapon: M82A1A
Rate of Fire: 1
Rounds (per magazine): 10
Firing Cartridge: .50cal or 12.7x99mm NATO
Weight: 32.5lbs
Price: $6,000.00
Official sniper rifle used by Anarresa

http://www.gurpsmaster.de/oicwstripped.jpg
Weapon: OICW-N-
Info: Standard issue for -Noir-'s special ops teams
Price: On request* (the gun-sight/fire control computer by itself costs $6,720)

*Expect it to cost about $7,500

XM8: Coming Soon

:arrow: --Unique and Declassified Goods & Services--

:idea: Anti-Radiation Vaccine*** :idea:

This vaccine has been in domestic circulation for at least 3 years already and has proven its work by saving several millions of lives in a country where uranium has practically become an official legal item that can be used as currency and is a daily commodity.

This vaccine is only unique to this country of -Noir-, and can only bought here. But the only draw back is the extreme price of selling it in the international market.

Price: $900 per syringe; $30,000 per box (40 units)

***not necessarily a vaccine injection, but more of inserting some sort of nano-machines into one's body that help in treating, stopping, and preventing radiation sickness***


Un-official reproduction of this/these product(s) is/are unlawful and will be dealt with extreme military action.

:idea: S.O.P. - T.E.S.P. (Training Course) :idea:

http://www.cubic.com/cda/images/miles2000-1.jpg

SOF - TESP or Special Operation Forces & Tactical Engagement Simulation Products. We are selling "watered-down" versions of our elite TESP training programs and also the more expensive Special Operations version. At this point we are not able to sell the complete package due to confidentiality issues, but this package is sufficient enough to provide a rounded out curriculum to today's modern armies. The SOF package is more extensive than the basic training package but it focuses on the individual soldier.

The overall price of this program may seem expensive, but in the end, it pays off. I would like to remind customers that this is not a single-use product, this product was designed to gather data on the soldiers using the equipment and change around and/or adapt to the country's military tactics, if it is necessary.

TESP components include manworn systems for individual soldiers and marines as well as combat vehicles (including pyrotechnic devices), noncombat vehicles, antitank weapons, and pop-up target interface devices. These components - designed to be transparent to the training participant - provide higher fidelity and dramatic savings in life cycle costs.

Components include:

Individual Weapons System: Includes small, lightweight components mounted on either a vest or H-harness; and a Small Arms Transmitter mounted on the soldier's individual weapon or machine gun.

http://www.cubic.com/cda/images/m2K_camp_pendelton1.jpg

Combat Vehicle System: Features small components and a single cable system. Easy adaptation to combat vehicles used around the world.

http://www.cubic.com/cda/images/bfv.jpg

Anti-tank System: Includes realistic surrogates that closely replicate the actual size, weight and functionality of the real weapon. Features accurate replication of the actual sighting and firing sequences.

http://www.cubic.com/cda/images/components1.jpg

Independent Target System: Adapts vehicle components to systems such as noncombat vehicles, generators, bunkers, etc. Time-tags and stores events for use in TESP AARs.

http://www.cubic.com/cda/images/its.jpg

Firing Devices and Pyrotechnics: Offers new, safe devices and cartridges that simulate both the firing of the main tank gun as well as signifying hits on vehicles. The hit simulator can also be used in conjunction with a CTC-IS to simulate indirect fire.

http://www.cubic.com/cda/images/pyro.jpg

After Action Review System: Gives commanders the ability to conduct AARs based on objective information. Provides the capability to modify the configuration of the TESP equipment.

http://www.cubic.com/cda/prod_services/miles2000/m2k_images/aar_class.jpg

Prices:
-Basic Training Package: $100,000,000 per. army (50,000 troops)
-Special Operations Package: $50,000,000 per. company (150 troops)

Un-official reproduction of this/these product(s) is/are unlawful and will be dealt with extreme military action.

:idea: MH-60G-N- Pave Hawk :idea:

The MH-60G-N- is a special variation of the common Black Hawk helicopter. The MH-60G-N- is specially made in -Noir-, and is designed for special forces deployment and extraction.

http://www.globalsecurity.org/military/systems/aircraft/images/mh-60g-19990803hh60x2.jpg

Primary Function - Infiltration, exfiltration and resupply of special operations forces in day, night or marginal weather conditions.
Builder - Sikorsky Aircraft Corp.
Power Plant - Two General Electric T700-GE-01C engines
Thrust - 1,630 shaft horsepower, each engine
Length - 64 feet, 8 inches (17.1 meters)
Height - 16 feet, 8 inches (4.4 meters)
Rotary Diameter - 53 feet, 7 inches (14.1 meters)
Speed - 184 mph (294.4 kph)
Maximum Takeoff Weight - 22,000 pounds (9,900 kilograms)
Range - 445 nautical miles; 504 statute miles (unlimited with air refueling)
Armament - Two 7.62mm mini-guns
Crew - Two pilots, one flight engineer and one gunner
Costs - $10 million Unit Cost

http://www.globalsecurity.org/military/systems/aircraft/images/Blakhwk1-ani.gif

Un-official reproduction of this/these product(s) is/are unlawful and will be dealt with extreme military action.

**CASH ONLY** :arrow: :idea:

I see, and why is it so cheap? It must be made of a non-fissionable isotope of uranium, otherwise it would be more like 2,000 USD per pound (probably a lot more!)

i checked google for uranium prices, and those prices i have are close to the ones on the website i looked at

4,000,000 lbs. processed uranium for $40 Million

I will have 40 transport ships ready to sail to your docks for pickup. Time for complete pickup will vary, as the small number of transport ships can take so much as once. Do you also sell firearms and if so, what are your prices?

Money will be wired.

your shipment is being processed as we speak, for an additional $1 million dollars we can throw in some specialty military pistols

In side arms, I'm currently looking for anything with the highest of two factors: fire rate and accuracy. I'd like to know the stats of these weapons.

these guns unfortuantely dont have a fast firing rate but they are extremely accurate to about 200 yards, if handled by a professional marksman. the great thing about these guns is that their normal rounds are the closest thing you can get to armor piercing weapon in such a small package. we also have optional depleted uranium rounds available for sale which would take advatage of the brute strength of this weapon. since these weapons are handcrafted and designed, they come with a life time guarantee.

i will buy a billion pounds of processed uranium.

*money wired*
Transport is going to arrive at your nation in 5 days

I'm gonna have to put down your offer. As good as it sounds, I really need a sidearm with a good mixture of fast firing rate and accuracy. On a side request, if you have any machine pistols on sale, then I'll be more than happy to reconsider small arms purchase.

I would like to purchase 1 million pounds of processed uranium. Should add up to 10 million dollars. Money will be wired upon receival. Sending an Arctic Fox transport ship and two Destroyers to accompany it. Thank you.

i would like to remind people that we have a very large supply of our signature pistols and sniper rifles available for purchase

Noir.. when will you have my order ready to be shipped?
And are you selling the XM8 shown on this site?https://peosoldier.army.mil/photos/XM8_low.jpg

If so, I would like to know the price and specs on that fine item. :) . Thank you.

hmmm, i am unable to disclose the specs for this gun in this public forum, but we may be willing to send one of our specialists to give you the specs of this gun in a private conference when you are ready to pick up your order at 0300 hours

i have the price up on the order list at the beginning of this post,

FYI your order has been sitting in the dock collecting dust for sometime now

:) That shall be greatly appreciated. 0300 hours works for me.

Hmm.. I see.. would it be okay if i sent my transport w/ destroyers now?

OOC: Cute. A noob RP. Just so y'all know, you can't have nukes until 100,000,000 pop.

OOC: i understand that i cant have nukes yet, i did my hw :wink: , so no need to fuss

FYI: thats why im only selling uranium

The Anti-Radiation Vaccine is now available for the international market. bargin prices

Arctic Fox transport and 2 Destroyers are on their way. Please confirm when they have reached your dock and you are ready for the money.

Intelligence report: 21:32 hours

3 unidentified vessels approaching from the east 100 miles off the coast of -Noir-. 1 possible transport and 2 destroyer class ships

Coast Guard Cutter #023

Coast Guard Captain: "Unidentified vessels please state your identification number, nation of origin, business in this area, and destination."

Are these sniper rifles anti-tank?

it all depends on the type of round you put in it

bump!

My caravans will be halting the pickup for the uranium temporarily to ensure that the shipment of weapons will be in the hands of my men as soon as possible. I thank you for moving to my region, as trading information and goods will be much easier now.

the uranium should have reached you already, the distance between our nations isnt very far

the weapons are on route, and should arrive at 0600 hours

Captain of Arctic Fox: "ID #125 from The Rogue Nation of Evil Sour Patch Kids, coming in to pick up uranium from the docks, requesting permission to enter. Specialist on board to discuss XM8 as well."

Your ships are cleared to enter the harbor, please allow one of my coast guard officials to board your transport to ensure safe passage through the harbor defenses.

Your order is waiting on dock 58.

bump!

Understood, coming into Dock 58 in approximately 2 minutes

And we would like to severely doubt the likelihood of an "anti-radiation vaccine", seeing how having some injection will not do anything to prevent radiation from reaching the said person.

However... We are currently in the market for depleted uranium.

OOC: who ever said its an injection

Arrived successfully at dock 58. Please begin loading uranium, money being wired as we speak (10 million), specialist is ready to discuss specs and etc. on XM8 when you are, sir.

OOC: who ever said its an injection
OOC: I doubt if anything that is absorbed into the body will prevent radiation damage. I remember reading an article that claimed an advancement in an anti-radiation vaccine, but it didn't actually prevent the damage, it merely slowed it...

The Kingdom of Hyrule-Termina needs uranium and lots of it to make missles and bombs. How much will lots of it cost?

OOC: Exonerate its make believe ok its just a game, i just want to emphasize that we have TONS and TONS of uranium that you can buy it in the local grocery store and stuff.

Message to Evil Sour Patch Kids:

Please escort the specialist to your country for questioning. After he is finished send him back promptly. Thank you for your business, and we hope to work with you again some other day.

Message to Hyrule-Termina:

OOC: are you sure you can make nukes yet?

Noir may i request that you put up the nuke rules for other newbies on the front page.

OOC: uhhh where do you get the nuke rules again? i read them somewhere when i first joined.

OOC: Noir may i request that you put up the nuke rules for other newbies on the front page. (I would also suggest you use names for your weapons, made up or not, its makes the shop look more professionial)

As for the "vaccine" to fully prevent radiation you have to go to the atomic or even sub-atomic level, radiation is decay from the particle, thus you would have to develop something that would protect individual atoms from it. (such a thing cant be done with a chemical compound)

OOC: k, i'll put the names for the weapons; but i i cant think of another way to put the "anti-radiation vaccine" (i havent taken chemistry yet). i'll try looking for the nuke rules, but if you find them can you send me the link

thanks your help is appreciated

OOC: im putting the specs on the weapons now

There is a war going on between Rebeland and Wolfish and my region at this time and I need to get back to my nation as soon as possible. My nation probably wouldn't be the best place to question anyone. So if it isn't a problem and I'm not intruding, I would like to request we do this in your nation. I will be sending the Arctic Fox and a destroyer back to my nation. 3 troops will be accompaning my specialist. Thank you.

We will allow your people to enter our territory, our guards will escort them to a secure building.

Have your personnel wait at dock 58 for our troops to escort them, please bring your ships to a distince of 20 miles off shore for security reasons.

this storefront will be offline until 10:00 AM pacific time

please leave your orders and i will get to them ASAP

My personell are awaiting your order at dock 58. Two of my ships are going back to my homeland and my last destroyer will be waiting in a 20 mile radius. Ready when you are.

(bump)

Your package is all ready, my partner (Audiophilia) will help you through the process. I am currently engaged in a war against Core Worlds. He will be with the convoy that will escort you. The convoy should have arrived by now.

Your package is all ready, my partner (Audiophilia) will help you through the process. I am currently engaged in a war against Core Worlds. He will be with the convoy that will escort you. The convoy should have arrived by now.

FYI: the specs are in the beginning of the thread now, its not the XM8 though

My personnel have finished loading your order onto your transport ships. Dock 58 is now open and is ready for your departure.

"Thank you and I would like to go ahead and place another order, while my transport is on its way, that seems as if it will take some time to complete. Would it be possible for me to get 650,000 FN Herstal P90? The total amount should come out to be $520,000,000. Will be received by cargo planes this time to speed things up."

"Ahh- my transportation has arrived. Please call when you have come to a conclusion about that order. Nice doing business with you. Tis all. Good day, sir"

Message to: Evil Sour Patch Kids

We already have 650,000 FNP90's in storage, we can drop them off at the dock before your ships depart.

bump for Noir

:arrow:

OOC: what does "bump" actually mean? I've seen it on other threads

This new radation vacsscine ?.
How mutch for 400 Million doseses ?

400 million doses?

OOC: i'll get back to you on that i have to go somewhere right now but i'll fill your order when i get back

(all right thanks see ya when ya get back )

Federal Union that would be about $300,000,000,000, but because of the past events, i believe that it we must give you a discount for your valiant efforts in the war agains CoreWorlds and on your great performance agains hogsweat.

$10,000,000,000 should be enough.

Nice doing business with you

just inform me of any conflicts you are in and my spec ops will be by your side

The United Socialist States of -Noir-

bump (noir it just means your putting the thread back to the top page so people will see it)

OOC: hehe, i thought that is what it meant, thanks for confirming it

el grande bump

OOC: so anarresa are you going to buy something?

OOC: have you seen the Carl Walther P99, its like the coolest modern pistol i've seen

bump

I'll buy 60,000 Military P99s at lets say 350 USD a piece?
That totals at 21,000,000 USD (I would have ordered earlier but NS is mighty slow today)

OOC: Anaressa, let me check on how much the P99's actually cost, so i'll get back to you in like a minute or so

OOC: the actual price of a P99 made by Walther -USA is $600-$700, but im not sure how much a P99 manufactured in Germany (the original Carl Walther producers are located) costs

ok how about 650 USD? That'll come to 39 million (is there bulk discount by any chance? Its 60,000 items)

OOC: i'll give it to you for 30 million if you endorse my store/thread

OOC: i'll even throw in 1,000 lbs of our high-quality weapons-grade uranium for free

deal! I'll keep bumping you too

*money wired*

OOC: uh... my policy is CASH ONLY

OOC: Your order will be waiting by dock 45, but you will have to pick up the uranium at dock 60

sure i'll bring cash. The cargo ships and escorts will arive in a day or two.

Affirmative Anarresa, we will gladly await your arrival. If you are in need of any more supplies just ask. We will also be putting up additional weaponry that is by request only, do you have any suggestions?

I would suggest you find the Barret light 50 sniper rifle (capable of piercing tank armor), various hand held anti tank weapons, and squad support weapons such as 7. 62 machine guns.

OOC: beretta?

oopse you already have it.

OOC: hmmm, there is a gun maker called barrett, i think they have a newer version of what i have shown

Heres something http://fas.org/man/dod-101/sys/land/blps.htm
Sunglasses for protection from the high intensity lasers commonly used in most modern militaries. These also can deflect small shrapnel or a glancing hit from a bullet.

OOC: hehe, i think i'll stick with small arms for now, but i'll remember to equip my country's spec ops with these glasses

And for the M82A1, the .50 cal rounds it uses comes in various types, they even have an armor piercing round

http://www.globalsecurity.org/military/systems/munitions/images/Image108.gif

I think i'll stick with small arms for now
Well im trying to see if i can get some unique items in your shop. You can find most of your items in other shops, im trying to make your shop stick out among the others. (from now on i'll send you product ideas via telegram)

OOC: yea thats a good idea, i forgot about that telegram thing, thats how i'll send my special supplies list

thanks for the idea

on is on its way

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Do you sell Urainum in half pounds?

OOC: half pounds, you cant make a bomb with half a pund of uranium, one must use a concentrated amount of uranium to get it to work, but if you want to make a dirty bomb a small amount of radioactive uranium should be enough to radiate a small area. but seriously why half a pound?? you cant afford $9-$10?

I am requesting an order of 500 HK PDWs, total cost of $1,500,000. I am sending an Ace Venturian small cargo ship to pick up the order. The money will be with the pilot. The ship should arrive in around 8 hours from our capital city of Calls City. Please telegram me when the ship has arrived. Thank you.

Comm to: Ace Venturia

We have a small cargo ship that sails under the flag of Ace Venturia floating 2 miles off shore. Can you confirm that it is your ship, their reported ship ID is 799DYU1026?

-Noir- Coast Guard Patrol

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:arrow:

:idea:

-Noir-, I'm interested in buying the license for your big steel containers (the ones you ship uranium in). I want to construct them and sell them as gigantic mailboxes.

erm you want to sell giant, radiation resistant, mail boxes?

I'd buy one. I think there's a viable market.

OOC: giant radioactive proof mailboxes thats a first lol

-Noir-, I'm interested in buying the license for your big steel containers (the ones you ship uranium in). I want to construct them and sell them as gigantic mailboxes.

OOC: i can sell you the containers for about 1,000 dollars a piece (so a million dollars would get you 1,000 containers, but i'll give you 1,500 for a million), but i cant sell you the license for the containers

OOC: hey check this thread out its hilarious/pathetic

http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=116964

lol :shock: lol :shock:

:!: :D :!:

100th post!!!

time 12:01 AM January 20, 2004 Tuesday

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Awesome. I'll take 1500!

*money wired*

hey i need 500 Semi-automatic Pistol P99-N- Pistol with Laser and Flashlight

i'll tranfer the money as soon as you agreed on the sale, a ship will come to pick up the cargo.
Can you also give me a ammunition price list. I need about 100 clips for each weapon

Awesome. I'll take 1500!

*money wired*

OOC: my policy is CASH ONLY....

hey i need 500 Semi-automatic Pistol P99-N- Pistol with Laser and Flashlight

i'll tranfer the money as soon as you agreed on the sale, a ship will come to pick up the cargo.
Can you also give me a ammunition price list. I need about 100 clips for each weapon

Comm to: Shen-Bu-Ru Sensai

Your shipment is ready to be picked up, we will have the price ready when you pick up your package.
Your Order Code is: 0864KIDF917

From:
-Noir- Ordinace Management Committee

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I would like to purchase 120,000 FN Herstal P90s.
$96million US wired upon confirmation.

Lord Tarkin, Secretary of Defense

I would like to purchase 120,000 FN Herstal P90s.
$96million US wired upon confirmation.

Lord Tarkin, Secretary of Defense

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I would like to purchase 120,000 FN Herstal P90s.
$96million US wired upon confirmation.

Lord Tarkin, Secretary of Defense

Comm to: Crossman

Your order is ready but you hav to observe our policy of CASH ONLY. You can pick up your order once your order has run throught the screening process. To track your order, your order number is: 0827KUE413

From:
-Noir- Ordinance Management Committee

bump

bump, while studying my AP Macroeconomics for the final

-01- is despartly in need of firearms due to our high rate of crime. So fr our technology is improving in the vehicle and air feilds but we have a slow rise in our firearms. We decided to pay the price of 10,000 P99's and a 100 OICW-N-'s for testing. In return the sum of the money will be half of what is owed and you will recieve the rest of your payment new technoogies we have devlope for a special ops suit. Currently it is making revolutionary advancments and the suit will be bullet-proof, very agile, and will respond to actions before the human brain sends out the signals to the body for the body to react. The suit increase strength, speed, senses, and even more. This is what we call the HALO project as a couple of decades ago a game was made with this kind of suit. The HALO project is open to you -Noir- and to no one else if you agree to this deal.

-01-

The USSY will take 200 pounds of your most expensive restricted Uranium, money wired upon confirmation. It will cost 6,000. Why have two different prices? I took the 30 dollar one because it costs more.

The USSY will take 200 pounds of your most expensive restricted Uranium, money wired upon confirmation. It will cost 6,000. Why have two different prices? I took the 30 dollar one because it costs more.

OOC: I wish people would read my note saying CASH ONLY, and it has 2 different prices because...hmmm i dont really know the website where i got the info from was 25.00 so i'll just round that number up

IC:
Comm to: Yatonsa

Your uranium order is ready to be shipped. It is in dock 981, your order code is: 6028KEGB98.
Please send us the ID number of the transport that is picking up the shipment.

From:
-Noir- Ordinance Management Committee

The USSY will take 200 pounds of your most expensive restricted Uranium, money wired upon confirmation. It will cost 6,000. Why have two different prices? I took the 30 dollar one because it costs more.

OOC: I wish people would read my note saying CASH ONLY, and it has 2 different prices because...hmmm i dont really know the website where i got the info from was 25.00 so i'll just round that number up

IC:
Comm to: Yatonsa

Your uranium order is ready to be shipped. It is in dock 981, your order code is: 6028KEGB98.
Please send us the ID number of the transport that is picking up the shipment.

From:
-Noir- Ordinance Management Committee

The USSY will take 200 pounds of your most expensive restricted Uranium, money wired upon confirmation. It will cost 6,000. Why have two different prices? I took the 30 dollar one because it costs more.

OOC: I wish people would read my note saying CASH ONLY, and it has 2 different prices because...hmmm i dont really know the website where i got the info from was 25.00 so i'll just round that number up

IC:
Comm to: Yatonsa

Your uranium order is ready to be shipped. It is in dock 981, your order code is: 6028KEGB98.
Please send us the ID number of the transport that is picking up the shipment.

From:
-Noir- Ordinance Management Committee

The USSY will take 200 pounds of your most expensive restricted Uranium, money wired upon confirmation. It will cost 6,000. Why have two different prices? I took the 30 dollar one because it costs more.

OOC: I wish people would read my note saying CASH ONLY, and it has 2 different prices because...hmmm i dont really know the website where i got the info from was 25.00 so i'll just round that number up

IC:
Comm to: Yatonsa

Your uranium order is ready to be shipped. It is in dock 981, your order code is: 6028KEGB98.
Please send us the ID number of the transport that is picking up the shipment.

From:
-Noir- Ordinance Management Committee

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OOC: http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=116562

Thankyou very much, the USSY will be sending a plane to pick up the cargo. Could you please send it to your airport, the planes ID number is 2444.

I need 500,000 of the following:

3 P99-N- Military - $600-$700
OICW-N- ($6,720) :wink:

P99M's 500,000x650=325,000,000
OICW's 500,000x6,720=3,360,000,000
Total = 3,685,000,000

Send your convoy now, Noir should approve your order before it gets there, remember bring cash

Thankyou very much, the USSY will be sending a plane to pick up the cargo. Could you please send it to your airport, the planes ID number is 2444.

The airport is clear and your package is ready.

I need 500,000 of the following:

3 P99-N- Military - $600-$700
OICW-N- ($6,720) :wink:

OOC: im still not sure how much the OICW really costs, the $6,720 is just the primary cost for the electronics part of the weapon which is primarily the aiming sight, but i believe i may be able to sell you the OICW's for about $7,500.

P99M's 500,000x650=325,000,000
OICW's 500,000x6,720=3,360,000,000
Total = 3,685,000,000

Send your convoy now, Noir should approve your order before it gets there, remember bring cash

OOC: my words exactly anarresa, but the price of the OICW is still questionable

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Your order of 20 350Zs are ready. We are sending them via military escort since there are hostile vessals patroling our waters.

As for luxury cars, we have both the CTS-V and the pinnacle of luxury, the Maybach 62. We can outfit them with all the standard security features (ie bulletproof glass, side armour etc). Contact our dealers through our store...http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?p=2650536&highlight=#2650536

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5 tons unrestricted uranium for nuclear powerplant development

and

2 tons restricted uranium for preliminary nuclear weapons research (not use):

We will pay a sum of $0.278 billion in all (your prices are absurdly low; I just came up with a random number higher than yours), or 278 million. Thank you.

(A total of 14k-lbs of uranium)

We also wish to purchase 10k units of empty radiation resistent containers, for an extra $1 million.

In addition, we would like to purchase the rights to teach both your basic training package and special operations package, offering a combined $10 billion. We promise to sell them in no way and share them only with trusted members of our region to train our troops.

Thank you.

5 tons unrestricted uranium for nuclear powerplant development

and

2 tons restricted uranium for preliminary nuclear weapons research (not use):

We will pay a sum of $0.278 billion in all (your prices are absurdly low; I just came up with a random number higher than yours), or 278 million. Thank you.

(A total of 14k-lbs of uranium)

We also wish to purchase 10k units of empty radiation resistent containers, for an extra $1 million.

In addition, we would like to purchase the rights to teach both your basic training package and special operations package, offering a combined $10 billion. We promise to sell them in no way and share them only with trusted members of our region to train our troops.

Thank you.

We can give you the training program but not the rights, also remember that you are not getting the complete program, we are only selling the basic parts of the program that my government has declassified.
i hope you calculated the price correctly.

5 tons unrestricted uranium for nuclear powerplant development

and

2 tons restricted uranium for preliminary nuclear weapons research (not use):

We will pay a sum of $0.278 billion in all (your prices are absurdly low; I just came up with a random number higher than yours), or 278 million. Thank you.

(A total of 14k-lbs of uranium)

We also wish to purchase 10k units of empty radiation resistent containers, for an extra $1 million.

In addition, we would like to purchase the rights to teach both your basic training package and special operations package, offering a combined $10 billion. We promise to sell them in no way and share them only with trusted members of our region to train our troops.

Thank you.

actually my prices reflect the standard uranium prices. but i know for sure that the unrestricted uranium is priced correctly

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I would like to buy 10 million pounds of restricted uranium.
250 million dollars are *wired* i m going to send a transport ship, 2 subs, and 3 destroyers are on its way. Confirm the order, and have ready for me asap.

Thanks.

I would like to buy 10 million pounds of restricted uranium.
250 million dollars are *wired* i m going to send a transport ship, 2 subs, and 3 destroyers are on its way. Confirm the order, and have ready for me asap.

Thanks.

sorry, my computer messed up, forget the second one. sorry again.

Noir is not all that interested in electronic transactions bring the money on your ships, he specifically states cash only.

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ill take twenty p90s @ $800 each that is a total of $16,000

*Money wired upon confirmation*

*A Fennougric MDWD agent dressed in trenchcoat approaches Noir's officials. He takes a suitcase filled with 100$ bills*

Hey!Do you have weapons-grade plutonium. I'd like to buy some, and remember, we never had this conversation.

ill take twenty p90s @ $800 each that is a total of $16,000

*Money wired upon confirmation*

Berandia, your package is ready but we only accept cash. Your order will be waiting on dock 543 and your order code is: 23JRK57

(please have your money with you during pick up)

*A Fennougric MDWD agent dressed in trenchcoat approaches Noir's officials. He takes a suitcase filled with 100$ bills*

Hey!Do you have weapons-grade plutonium. I'd like to buy some, and remember, we never had this conversation.

we have weapons grade uranium, is that fine

*A Fennougric MDWD agent dressed in trenchcoat approaches Noir's officials. He takes a suitcase filled with 100$ bills*

Hey!Do you have weapons-grade plutonium. I'd like to buy some, and remember, we never had this conversation.

we have weapons grade uranium, is that fine

Good, i want it as soon as possible, money is no problem.

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PRPM would like to purchase 500 OICW-Ns for a new special operations program.

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PRPM would like to purchase 500 OICW-Ns for a new special operations program.

Each OICW costs about $7,500. So your total price is $3,750,000. Your shipment is waiting on dock 209 pier B. Your order number is: 276HGFUY27.

Please Bring CASH

We the Zabadasians have decided to buy 10 Million De-Eagles, which comes to the price of 2,500,000,000. Money will be wired automatically upon confirmation.

We the Zabadasians have decided to buy 10 Million De-Eagles, which comes to the price of 2,500,000,000. Money will be wired automatically upon confirmation.

Your order is ready and will be at dock 59. Your order number is: 1239IYR85

Please Bring CASH!!!

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ooc:i apologize am massively tired (it's almost 5am here)

I am interested in procuring enriched uranium from you I would like to know it can be unrestricted and if you give bulk discounts?

ooc:i apologize am massively tired (it's almost 5am here)

I am interested in procuring enriched uranium from you I would like to know it can be unrestricted and if you give bulk discounts?

i do not see why you need a bulk price for unrestricted uranium it costs only $10.00 per pound. but keep in mind that this specific type of uranium is not suited for the creation of WMD's or nuclear weapons and etc.

U3O8 is mainly used in nuclear power plants. it is also possible for us to send some of our world renown engineers, who specialize in the planning of nuclear power plants to help assist you in constructing your power plant.

OOC: its like 1:00am here Pacific time

no but it is suited for the creation of enriched fuel rods right? So I'll take 200 000 lbs at 2 000 000 usd. good to go?

the time is 12:59AM Jan. 30, 2004

im going to bed right now and wont be on until after school today


empassioned peoples, just send me a telegram with your AIM sn (if you have one) so we can negotiate your power plant.

my country = http://www.nationstates.net/cgi-bin/index.cgi/target=display_nation/nation=-noir-

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I want that plutonium as soon as possible?Understood?Also, do you have biological or chemical weapons.

PRPM would like to purchase 500 OICW-Ns for a new special operations program.

Each OICW costs about $7,500. So your total price is $3,750,000. Your shipment is waiting on dock 209 pier B. Your order number is: 276HGFUY27.

Please Bring CASH A CH-47 helicopter should arrive at the dock shortly to pick up the shipment. Thank you for doing buisness with us.

PRPM would like to purchase 500 OICW-Ns for a new special operations program.

Each OICW costs about $7,500. So your total price is $3,750,000. Your shipment is waiting on dock 209 pier B. Your order number is: 276HGFUY27.

Please Bring CASH A CH-47 helicopter should arrive at the dock shortly to pick up the shipment. Thank you for doing buisness with us.

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I want that plutonium as soon as possible?Understood?Also, do you have biological or chemical weapons.

the uranium, not plutonium, is ready for shipping. it will be available on dock 234, pier A; please designate the amount of uranium your want and pay for it with CASH. your shipping number is:895UGH928

CASH ONLY PLEASE

we do not sell any biological and chemical weapons, they are illegal in the UN. if we see that you are in possesion of these WMD's, you will be warned to disband your biological and chemical arsenals

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Noir I am still very interested in purchesing a large amount of enriched uranium are you willing to sell it to me or should I go else where? The power plant is built and the scientists employed, I only need the uranium for the fuel cells

Noir I am still very interested in purchesing a large amount of enriched uranium are you willing to sell it to me or should I go else where? The power plant is built and the scientists employed, I only need the uranium for the fuel cells

we have a stockpile of uranium ready to be shipped. just place your order and we will get started packaging the uranium. we will also be sending you 1,000lbs as a gesture of goodwill between our two countries

excellent I will take 40 000 000 at 1 billion dollars (and if rich uncle cav is readin thanks again)

excellent I will take 40 000 000 at 1 billion dollars (and if rich uncle cav is readin thanks again)

your order will be waiting on dock 190A on pier 1A. Your order number is 429FQW3061. Please bring CASH

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I'd like to purchase 50 MH-60G-N- Helicopters at $500 million. You may deliver them to us via our newly constructed railway system specifically developed for our supply lines across our continent. Money shall be delivered via rail system. Tram number is 7D29F and the codes to open the will be electronically transferred to you. I'll send the money immediately, as I trust that this deal will be successful.

I'd like to purchase 50 MH-60G-N- Helicopters at $500 million. You may deliver them to us via our newly constructed railway system specifically developed for our supply lines across our continent. Money shall be delivered via rail system. Tram number is 7D29F and the codes to open the will be electronically transferred to you. I'll send the money immediately, as I trust that this deal will be successful.

the helicopters are enroute, hey we can actually fly them to your country since they are helicopters. your shipping/receipt number is: 9528UTE592

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OOC: just a little advertising

Please Visit =

-Noir-'s Official Storefront *HERE* (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=115543)

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The Confederacy of United Warmongers sponsors the -Noir- Storefront and would also like to advertise and bump the thread along.

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The Confederacy of United Warmongers sponsors the -Noir- Storefront and would also like to advertise and bump the thread along.

thank you united warmongers


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i will take 10,000,000 (500 tons) pounds of weapons grade uranium, for 300 mil
i'll send a small convoy of ships to pick it up, the money has allready beed wired
thanks in advance
just tellagram me when the order has been processed.

i will take 10,000,000 (500 tons) pounds of weapons grade uranium, for 300 mil
i'll send a small convoy of ships to pick it up, the money has allready beed wired
thanks in advance
just tellagram me when the order has been processed.

OOC: please send it cash, dont wire me money, we have trouble with some viruses in our system at the moment

Your order is ready on dock 39, pier 39A. Your order number is 1043829DU938

i will take 10,000,000 (500 tons) pounds of weapons grade uranium, for 300 mil
i'll send a small convoy of ships to pick it up, the money has allready beed wired
thanks in advance
just tellagram me when the order has been processed.

OOC: please send it cash, dont wire me money, we have trouble with some viruses in our system at the moment

Your order is ready on dock 39, pier 39A. Your order number is 1043829DU938
ok...thank you for fast processing
i'll call back my convoy to pick up the cash, as soon as i cancel the wire transfer.

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We will buy 10,000,000 pounds of restricted uranium for $250,000,000.

We will buy 10,000,000 pounds of restricted uranium for $250,000,000.

Your order is ready on dock 125. Your order number is: 4215RUJ4950. Please send your money in cash.

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Please Visit =

-Noir-'s Official Storefront *HERE* (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=115543)

&

-Noir- Specialty Vehicles and Ordinance *HERE* (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=119097)

OOC: just a little advertising...and if you look at it this way, it's as if its a "bump" for your thread...

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