NationStates Jolt Archive

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Okay, here are the rules of the Bandland Wars...

1)you MUST be a member of Bandland.
2) don't ask if you can join... the answer is no... the people of Bandland all are in the same High School and I know them all
3)if you are not a member of Bandland, plz leave now.



Okay, for the 20-some that are still here, the reason why I am moving the war here, is so that you can put in pics, and review stuff eaiser. Please stay in Role-playing mode at all time, but fell free to be as wierd as you want. Please no spamming eather, I don't want mods breathing down my neck.


I know some of you don't know how to post pics... just find one or make one, upload it to www.1asphost.com

then copy and paste the pic's url to [code:1:7be4a898f4] [IMG]www.whateveryourimageis.com[/IMG][/code:1:7be4a898f4]
Let the war begin!

Cry Havick! And let slip the Wazzahoohoo's of war!

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a bregade of Goozle-floozes charge down to bandland, prepareing to attack the Tuba Queen!

hmmmmmmm now is a time that i wish good 'ol bush was on my side, he would bring in all of the military and stuph to protect me, but o well. i guess that herbieness will have to do by it self and/or if it has any allies that it doesnt know of w/ them too.

o and nice pics though, i like them! :lol:

The official position of The Empire of Princess Porker is at this time to remain entirely neutral to all warring parties. Let it be known, however, that as soon as any nation releases their army for battle, the Grand Battalion of Princess Porker shall swoop down upon the country and rob their land. :twisted:

Guardom is neutral at this time, although The Empire of Princess Porker is thy alli. I shall side with Princess of Porkrith. :wink: Make love, not war!
But what about that other nation we nuked as a region, aye comarades? We have protection our own confederate nations! Bandland is so closely tied together!
Lets just blow up the people who try to get into our region, and those who commit treason by forming their own regions! Buahahaha! DEATH TO MATT FOR TREASON!
Peace to thine all, and remember, Guardom loves you.

I feel shame. :oops: To make up for my mistake of creating my own region, I have moved the nation of Hairy-foot Hobbits to Bandland. In addition, I have decided to form an alliance with all other nations that are neutral at this time. That alliance includes both of my nations.

Now for other matters. It has come to my attention that Becka has created HER own region. :x I say we fight against this absurdity with all of our strength! We must stop this corruption from spreading any farther! :evil:

P.S. The people of Hairy-foot Hobbits have captured a dragon and are prepared to use it against Becka as seems fit. :lol:

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Ha! The hobbit's grand dragon has been taken down by three giant ubermon warriors at the slope of Mount Uber!!! don't belive me??? I have proof!


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Army for rent!!!

for 25 ubercents rent this beautiful army for all your conquering needs!

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I would like to inform you that Woodwindia is neutral so far in the Bandland Wars. WW is however willing to form alliances with other countries if they need assistance.

We have no dragons or nuclear weapons, but we can send ear-shattering squeaks at high frequencies.

(We also have a secret weapon which will remain unamed but to those who swear alliance with us. ENEMIES- YE BE WARNED!!)

Have a nice day at war!

-Steph :)

well? any takers? or will I have to bitch-slap the crap outta Wazzahoohooland meself.

death to Wazzahoohooland!

The Empire of Princess Porker accepts the alliance of the nation of Guardom, even though its citizens are communist BASTARDS! - anyway . . . we inpolitely inform Macsterwhatever that your alliance is opposed. Avast!

Princess Porker is interesting in purchasing the army offered by Uber P, but will not pay more than 24 ubercents. Take it or leave it.

p.s. I have compromising pictures of all national leaders, which I will distribute to the Tabloids if my nation is ever invaded. Be careful - you all saw what happened to Clinton!

i dont feel threatened by the wazzahoohoo and i am right next to them... If u attack them i will attack u in their defence!! you are warned

Wait...who's Wazzahoohooland? And why are nations fighting? Can I still be Switzerland? Just remember: I'm the community psychologist, and if anyone is traumatized by recent bombings/nuclear warfare/anything related to this so-called Bandlandwars, my office is always open. PS: I charge 142$ per millisecond. I love my job! :mrgreen:

By declaration of the Parliament of the Free Land of Woodwindia, we would like to extend an offer of alliance to the following nations:

Short Personss
Mudwumps
Stahr

(The reason why they get the special offer is because they border Woodwindia.)

THis offer also goes for the Queendom of Mellomouse, becuase it is rather close.

THis alliance is for war or peace, unless circumstances deem it necessary to act otherwise.

Any takers? -Stephanie :)

Good Day my fellow Bandlandians.. I have a proposal for all of you... The three noble isles of Princess Kachie, Midya Eleclya and Thorgore have created an alliance This is our mighty seal(see below). If any of you would wish to join this alliance please send me a telegram and we three shall discuss your entry into this mighty alliance. This is open to everyone in band land so telegram me... if you dare...
The fair Princesses and Sultan of
Princess Kachie
Midya Eleclya
Thorgore

WE ARE THE BAND LAND ALLIANCE!!

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Good Day my fellow Bandlandians.. I have a proposal for all of you... The three noble isles of Princess Kachie, Midya Eleclya and Thorgore have created an alliance This is our mighty seal(see below). If any of you would wish to join this alliance please send me a telegram and we three shall discuss your entry into this mighty alliance. This is open to everyone in band land so telegram me... if you dare...
The fair Princesses and Sultan of
Princess Kachie
Midya Eleclya
Thorgore

WE ARE THE BAND LAND ALLIANCE!!

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Hello My Fellow Bandlandians,
Just to let you know my offer to join my alliance will not last long. So if you wish to join now is the time to do it. If you have any questions about the alliance and it's policies, please send a telegram to Midya Eleclya. If you wish to join our alliance you may send a telegram to any one of the three founding nations. We will then review your history and send you a telegram letting you know if you are accepted into our group. If you are accepted, we will send you a memebership badge to use on the bandlandwars fourm and add your country's logo onto our main banner. which we will post on the fourm whenever it is updated. I urge all of the nations of bandland to seriously consider joining our alliance Please do so.
Thank you and Good Day,
The Princesses and Sultan of the isles,
Princess Kachie
Midya Eleclya
Thorgore

WE ARE THE BLA!
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I tried before now to make an alliance with several neutral nations concerning this war and was turned down. However, I have much to offer with my two nations, Macstervillestown and Hairy-foot Hobbits. I believe I could be a good asset to your party. Please consider my offer.

We would like to formal announce that Mistress Stephanie of Woodwinda had been accepted into the BLA!
congradulations woodwindia!!
The Princesses and Sulatn of
Princess Kachie
Midya Eleclya
Thorgore

BLA!!!
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I WILL JOIN YOUR ALLIANCE. LOOK AT MY COUNTRIES ABILITIES IN BANDLAND.

I would like to extend my thanks to Princess Porker for being my comrade and alli. I would also like to join the BLA, provided their people aren't STUPID HARRY CAPITALIST BASTARDS!
I would also like to extend my offer to UberP, and about that army . . .
My citizens will not tolerate capitalism overtaking their nation!
AVAST!

We would like to annouce that Guardom has been accepted into the BLA!
Congrats Guardom!!
The Princesses, Sultan, and Mistress of
~Princess Kachie
Midya Eleclya
Thorgore
Woodwindia
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We would like to annouce that Guardom has been accepted into the BLA!
Congrats Guardom!!
The Princesses, Sultan, and Mistress of
~Princess Kachie
Midya Eleclya
Thorgore
Woodwindia
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We would like to annouce that King Mac and Mayor Frodo ahve been accepted into the BLA! Congrats guys!!
The Princesses, Sultan, Mistress, and Empress of
Princess Kachie
Midya Eleclya
Thorgore
Woodwindia
Guardom

sorry, but the UberP military has devopt a new weapon to keep all you squallibling sniggets in check...

http://www.punchbaby.com/media/gitfakt/clips/cool/planeWaterLaunch.mpg

watch in fear!

Hey everyone Just thought I'd let you know that if we don not recive more information on VFW we cannot let him into the BLA if anyone knows who he is for real please let one the members of BLA know. All the votes have been counted and if we really know who he is he WILL be accepted into the BLA
Thank you and Good Day
~Princess Eleclya

:shock: hey i would like to congrat the military of UberP on developing such a nice weapon!!! i just now hope that you wont have to use it against me

Promoters of peace....got it.
My apologies.

Good day Everyone just thought I would check in. The BLA has no annoucements as of now. We are however consulting on a few new members who would like to join. We are forever the promoters of peace and we do not wish war but do remember if it comes we will be there.
BLA Founder
Ruler of the fair isle Midya Eleclya
~Princess Eleclya

Ok, I think we need to keep this war on the forum. This guerrilla warfare by means of personal telegrams is extremely inconvenient. Who's with me?
-Mistress Stephanie of Woodwindia

our armies have followed Pot Smokers into Jimmy's captial and we have surrounded the remanider of your army. Thorgore has made it's way into SaxesbeCool and it currently on it's way to your capital. The time for war is at hand. Surrender now!

I have dispatched the Woodwindia National Airforce directly to the nations of SaxsBcool and PotsmokersRus. Our planes are flying over their major cities blasting Dr. Beat at an unthinkably loud volume. We will destroy their eardrums, then their cities!

-Mistress Stephanie

i am annoucing that i am forming the free jimmy coalition and anybody is welcome to join, just telegram me. i would also like to annouce that at this moment the highly trained armies of herbiness have followed thorgore into saxesbcool and is currently destroying the outlying suburbs. That is all for now, more updates to come soon.
~BUG, Supreme Ruler of Herbieness

Woodwindia is sending Dr. Beat-proof earmuffs to the armies of Thorgore and Herbieness. They should come in handy.

-Mistress Stephanie of Woodwindia

Hey Jimmy here. This is the best I cn do for know. Don't ask!. Anyways,

After trapping cody's troops in my capital and detnating it, therefore eliminating his troops. I started taking back my towns. Cody only controls one of my cities and I have it under seige. All my armies are back online and ready to kick some Cody butt. DEATH TO CODY! As I speak my tubateers are marching to reinforce the BLA and companies forces. Plus i'm bombing his cities with diseased cows infected with some new super disease. If you need biohazard suits see me.

Warning! Cody's troops are impervious to sound based attacks!

To sum things up- Jimmietopia is O.K. - attack Cody's countries!

Thank You all

King of Jimmietopia

Hey Jimmy here. This is the best I cn do for know. Don't ask!. Anyways,

After trapping cody's troops in my capital and detnating it, therefore eliminating his troops. I started taking back my towns. Cody only controls one of my cities and I have it under seige. All my armies are back online and ready to kick some Cody butt. DEATH TO CODY! As I speak my tubateers are marching to reinforce the BLA and companies forces. Plus i'm bombing his cities with diseased cows infected with some new super disease. If you need biohazard suits see me.

Warning! Cody's troops are impervious to sound based attacks!

To sum things up- Jimmietopia is O.K. - attack Cody's countries!

Thank You all

King of Jimmietopia

The Holy Empire of Guardom has now sent their troops over the lands to PotSmokersRUS. Our army, completely dressed in their birthday suits, are well equipped with slingshots, er, bras rather, a few pebbles and some tye dye bandanas. These are mainly our street slums, who don't care whether they live or die, and are just looking for a reason to get out. Nevertheless, they're main purpose is to have a good time.
COME ONE COME ALL! SEND YOUR HIPPIES TO THE BORDERS TO POTSMOKERSRUS! Hurry! Before it's too late! :shock:
Currently Guardom is accepting a reflux of refugees to it's safe borders. We have little military protection, and are looking for neighboring nations to keep an eye out. The Nation of UberP borders us to the north, and your citizens can find peace there. If you mess with Guardom, you mess with UberP, because you cannot surround us without disturbing this international superpower. DO NOT WAKE THE SLEEPING GIANT!

Empress Kathleen

Blast! All the time my metronomes of torture were doing nothing! Time to resort to the next tactic. I have ordered the airforce to begin pelting the cities with flaming reeds. (Don't worry, diseased cows are fire-proof, and therefore can continue to wreak havoc. The biochemical suits distributed by Jimmietopia are also fire-proof, keeping your armies safe.)

my assasins biohazard suits dont have fire protections. they are secretly roming the streets of saxbcool and asassinating ppl as we speek dont use fire until i have time to pull them out and get them good protection ples..

i am sam.. i have sent in asassins from a different region so no one would know it was me and it would keep peace with loveables but u have forced me to leave this message

my assasins biohazard suits dont have fire protections. they are secretly roming the streets of saxbcool and asassinating ppl as we speek dont use fire until i have time to pull them out and get them good protection ples..

In that case, I have one word for you:

HURRY!!

Actually, I also have some more words for you: I did not FORCE you to do anything. You could have just used a telegram, then nobody else would know. But it's a little late now.