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BNN: BURNSIAN NEWS NETWORK BREAKING NEWS
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*A male anchorman prepares to give a report on traffic pollution*

Anchor: Damn, it's the same crap every day. Another strike, eustansia, all that useless garbage.

Floor Director: And we're live in 3... 2... 1... You're on, Charlie.

Anchor: Hello, I'm Charlie Frankain, this is BNN. Today, we have a report on traffic congestion and how to cut down on it *he smiles*. We also have the results of this year's Ms. Burns-

*Holds hand to his ear*

Anchor: This just in, it seem the ORA, or Old Regime Allies, are making a parade in Gandesh Fo’ut, our country's main camel producer! Let's watch.

GANDESH FO’UT

Crowd: ORA! ORA! ORA!

ORA marchers: We are the ORA! We will destroy all in our way! We are the ORA! We will destroy all in our way!

*Child-Fighters start shooting AK-47s into the air*

http://www.mastgeneralstore.com/monroe/02mil08a.gif

*A lone sniper prepares a round*

http://www.morehead-st.edu/colleges/education/military/sniper.gif
*He aims for the man in the car*

Sniper Rifle: POP!

*The man in the car falls, and the crowd screams*



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I as the elected President of the Republic of Lauda herby issue a declaration of war againest Burnsian Desert.

As of this hour 450,000 Laudian Forces are massing on the borders awaiting for the orders to engage the evil opressors in Burnsian Desert.

To the evil tyrants governing Burnsian Desert you have 24 hours to change your ways or face military action at a time of our chossing. I also warn you as I have many nations the campaign which will flatten your countrys infrastructure will be like no other in recent history.

I have a message for the people of Burnsian Desert do not fear us we are hear to set you free from the evil that governs you.

This is a Wolf News Alert -

Within the past few minutes the President has declared war on Burnsian Desert he said in a press conference after that this pre emptive strike was nessercary to avoid the creation of another major terroristic state.

Do not attempt to attack TBD. He has many allies and forgin troops protecting his nation.

Further more your reason to go to war is false. The rulers of TBD are not tyrants. They are simply attempting to protect themselves from terrorist who have already killed hundreds of innocent civilans. You have not been following the situation in TBD, you know nothing of what is happening.

My nation, and our allies, are protecting TBD. If you do not call off your troops, we will dispatch forces to eliminate them.

No evil governs TBD, in fact, their govt. is helping them. TBD was nuked and lost millions of lives. Their govt. is rebuilding their homes, and trying to recover from a devestating attack.

These terrorists have already killed hundreds of civilans and peaceful forgin aid workers.

If you declare war on TBD, there will be at least a half-a-dozon other countries engaging your forces.

(OOC: May 2003 nation here, reactivated)

CornixPes is mobilizing its troops. If you attack you will face my military action as well as my allies. You would do well to withdraw your men and leave quietly.

Lauda, no. Don't waste your troops.

Here's a tidbit of what I have in store...

MILITARY

LAND

1st Royal Tank Division (100 men, 20 tanks) – Challenger II Equipped
2nd Royal Artillery Division (40 men, 5 Pieces) – Paladin Equipped
3rd Royal Tank Division (100 men, 20 tanks) – M1A2 Abrams Equipped
4th Royal Tank Division (100 men, 20 tanks) – M1A2 Abrams Equipped
5th Royal Urban Division (500 men) – RPG, Skorpion, Stinger, M1 Bradley, Blackhawk Equipped
6th Royal Urban Division (500 men) – RPG, Skorpion, Stinger, M1 Bradley, Blackhawk Equipped
7th Royal Infantry Brigade (1,000 men) – RPG, Ak-47 Equipped
8th Royal MP Division (800 men) – M-9 Beretta Equipped
9th Royal MP Division (800 men) – M-9 Beretta Equipped
10th Urban Tactics Squad (6 men) – CAR-15 Equipped
11th Urban Tactics Squad (6 men) – CAR-15 Equipped
12th Urban Tactics Squad (6 men) – CAR-15 Equipped
13th Royal Infantry Brigade (1,000 men) – RPG, Ak-47 Equipped
14th Royal Infantry Brigade (1,000 men) – RPG, M-16 Equipped
15th Royal Infantry Brigade (1,000 men) – RPG, M-16 Equipped
16th Royal Infantry Brigade (1,000 men) – RPG, M-16 Equipped
17th Royal Tank Division (100 men, 20 tanks) – Challenger II Equipped
18th Royal Tank Division (100 men, 20 tanks) – Challenger II Equipped
19th Royal Tank Division (100 men, 20 tanks) – Challenger II Equipped
20th Royal Tank Division (100 men, 20 tanks) – Challenger II Equipped
21st Royal Tank Division (100 men, 20 tanks) – Challenger II Equipped
22nd Royal Tank Division (100 men, 20 tanks) – Challenger II Equipped
23rd Royal Tank Division (100 men, 20 tanks) – M1A2 Abrams Equipped
24th Royal Tank Division (100 men, 20 tanks) – M1A2 Abrams Equipped
25th Royal MP Division (800 men) – M-9 Beretta Equipped
26th Royal MP Division (800 men) – M-9 Beretta Equipped
27th Royal Artillery Division (40 men, 5 Pieces) – Paladin Equipped
28th Royal Artillery Division (40 men, 5 Pieces) – Paladin Equipped
29th Royal Artillery Division (40 men, 5 Pieces) – Paladin Equipped
30th Royal Infantry Brigade (1,000 men) – RPG, Ak-47 Equipped
31st Royal Infantry Brigade (1,000 men) – RPG, Ak-47 Equipped
32nd Royal Infantry Brigade (1,000 men) – RPG, Ak-47 Equipped
33rd Royal Tank Division (100 men, 20 tanks) – ST-09 Next-Generation Battle Tank Equipped
34th Royal Tank Division (100 men, 20 tanks) – ST-09 Next-Generation Battle Tank Equipped
35th Royal Tank Division (100 men, 20 tanks) – ST-09 Next-Generation Battle Tank Equipped
36th Royal Tank Division (100 men, 20 tanks) – ST-09 Next-Generation Battle Tank Equipped

SEA

1st Royal Fleet (3 Boats) – OSA Equipped
2nd Royal Fleet (5 Boats) – OSA, Type-45 Stealth Destroyer Equipped
3rd Royal Fleet (5 Boats) – OSA, Type-45 Stealth Destroyer Equipped
4th Royal Carrier Battle Group – OSA, Nimitz, Type-45 Stealth Destroyer, 688(I) Equipped
5th Royal Carrier Battle Group – OSA, Nimitz, Type-45 Stealth Destroyer, 688(I) Equipped
6th Royal Missile Standoff Group (6 Boats) – OHIO Class, Seawolf Class Equipped

AIR

1st Royal Air Wing (5 aircraft, 10 men) – F-14 Equipped
2nd Royal Air Wing (5 aircraft, 10 men) – F-14 Equipped
3rd Royal Air Wing (5 aircraft, 10 men) – F-14 Equipped
4th Royal Air Wing (5 aircraft, 10 men) – F-14 Equipped
5th Royal Bomber Squadron, (3 Aircraft, 15 men) – B-52 Equipped
6th Royal Bomber Squadron, (3 Aircraft, 15 men) – B-52 Equipped
7th Royal Bomber Squadron, (3 Aircraft, 15 men) – B-52 Equipped
8th Royal Bomber Squadron, (3 Aircraft, 15 men) – B-52 Equipped
9th Royal RC Wing (10,000 Aircraft) - F-4596 Sharkzor'd Equipped
10th Royal Air Recon Group (2 Aircraft) – EWACS Equipped
11th Royal Helicopter Wing (7 Aircraft) – Bell Super Cobra Equipped
12th Royal Helicopter Wing (7 Aircraft) – Bell Super Cobra Equipped
13th Royal Helicopter Wing (7 Aircraft) – Bell Super Cobra Equipped
14th Royal Helicopter Wing (7 Aircraft) – Bell Super Cobra Equipped
15th Royal Helicopter Wing (7 Aircraft) – AH-61 Apache Equipped
16th Royal Helicopter Wing (7 Aircraft) – AH-61 Apache Equipped
17th Royal Helicopter Wing (7 Aircraft) – AH-61 Apache Equipped
18th Royal Helicopter Wing (7 Aircraft) – AH-61 Apache Equipped

COAST GUARD

1st Royal Fleetlet (5 Boats) – Yarrow Frigate 2000, PBR, Oliver Hazard Perry Equipped
2nd Royal Fleetlet (5 Boats) – Yarrow Frigate 2000, PBR, Oliver Hazard Perry Equipped
3rd Royal Fleetlet (5 Boats) – Yarrow Frigate 2000, PBR, Oliver Hazard Perry Equipped
4th Royal Fleetlet (5 Boats) – Yarrow Frigate 2000, PBR, Oliver Hazard Perry Equipped

OOC: TBD, I thought you were nuked into a smoking wasteland recently? Did all of these forces crawl out of your barren crater?

There's not actually that much there at all. Just a few men or machines per division.

There's not actually that much there at all. Just a few men or machines per division.

Yeah. It just seams like a lot.

A cleverly disguised .::TAG::.

A young, upstart General walks towards the Queen's office.

General: My Queen. *Bows deeply*

Queen Romalia: Hello, general.

G: I regret to inform you that the Laudian forces are not moving.

QR: I guess we have no choice, then.

bump

After several hours of consultation we are standing down our offesenive for the time being.

We will watch you VERY carefully
President of Lauda

OOC: I believe your god modding be very carefull where you stand

As a nation allied to The Burnsian Desert, we thank the Laudan government for choosing the path of reason. Theres no need to start a war over what was essentially a internal affair.
The elimination of this war crimal is a blessing to us all...

OOC: Any country allowing itself to be decimated by a totally uncalled for carpet nuklear strike, can hardly be accused of God modding. Overconfident in showing you his army, while that can never hope to stand against 450 thousand troops, yes. and perhaps with reason, as many a nations peacekeeping forces are already present in The Burnsian Desert. But Godmodding? I see no proof of such a thing

You seem to be threatening a lot of people.

We applaud the Laudan government's decision to stand down, and choose peace over war.

OOC: I think his military is reasonable...

I agree, my nation applauds Lauda for standing down. We thank them for avoiding war.

OOC: TBD isn't Godmodding, there aren't many troops there, they are just very well equipted from the 1.5 TRILLION USD that he got from TROUSRS. He is just oppsessed with showing his forces...

Did I say that he was god modding? It seems like Jan, and December nations are threatening lots of people.

Did I say that he was god modding? It seems like Jan, and December nations are threatening lots of people.

she is not godmodding; there are only a few men and machines in each division. look. And this isn't my whole army.

Did I say that he was god modding? It seems like Jan, and December nations are threatening lots of people.

she is not godmodding; there are only a few men and machines in each division. look. And this isn't my whole army.

As yes, forgive me I had quite forgotten about your nations election of a queen after the nuclear attack.

start message

The Nation of Izlabka Is Moblizeing 500,000 men incase any more action is taken. Are soldeirs best fight in barren conditions such as Ice and Desert. Since Izlabka is in the Northern region of the world it is very cold and icy.


Sincerly General and President Misha Filitov

(iam looking for agroup of serious Rpers to join ther e region)

Bombers of the United - German Luft-Squadrone dropped leaflets over the Burnsian capital yesterday as the people of The Burnsian Desert get ready for a war that might mean the end for their politically correct government. The leaflets were in the national language of germanian which simply read:

Achtung! Achtung! Achtung!
La gente della nazione glorious del deserto di Burnsian non lascia il nemico invadere il vostro homeland, non ascolta il propoganda di Laudanian, il nemico evidente di voi terra domestica è il regime oppresive di Lauda e la schiuma rebel che progettano uccidervi ogni.


http://isd.usc.edu/~anthonya/frank1/parabig.jpg for a picture of the event cause i dunno how to post pics

This broadcast has been brought to you internationally by The Learning Station of United - Germany


Das ist nicht Deutsch... Welche Sprache ist das? (Es tut mir leid fur die schrecklich Deutsch)

Bombers of the United - German Luft-Squadrone dropped leaflets over the Burnsian capital yesterday as the people of The Burnsian Desert get ready for a war that might mean the end for their politically correct government. The leaflets were in the national language of germanian which simply read:

Achtung! Achtung! Achtung!
La gente della nazione glorious del deserto di Burnsian non lascia il nemico invadere il vostro homeland, non ascolta il propoganda di Laudanian, il nemico evidente di voi terra domestica è il regime oppresive di Lauda e la schiuma rebel che progettano uccidervi ogni.

While few or none knew what the leaflents where saying, most of the people new that United - Germany will stand by their nation at all costs.

http://isd.usc.edu/~anthonya/frank1/parabig.jpg

This broadcast has been brought to you internationally by The Learning Station of United - Germany

Ok, I don't speak Deutsch or German and niether does Google Language tools, what the hell does that say?

Did I say that he was god modding? It seems like Jan, and December nations are threatening lots of people.

she is not godmodding; there are only a few men and machines in each division. look. And this isn't my whole army.
I JUST WROTE THAT SHE OR HE WASN'T GODMODDING! I just said that he threated alot of people for such a young age.

sry for the spam

sry for spam

I don't know because it isn't in German. Oh, and Deutsch=German if you are talking in German...

sry Double Post

Meine Nationsprache ist Germanian. Eine Mischung zwischen deutschem und italienischem. Die erste Aussage ist auf Deutsch, welches die Sekunde auf italienisch ist, der Third auf Deutsch ist und das Viertel ist auf italienisch und so weiter

Dankeschon, Ich kann das verstehen, aber du kannst mich nicht verstehen weil mein Deutsch nicht gut ist...

it says;

Attention
People of the glorious nation of the desert of Burnsian Do not leave the enemy to invade your homeland, do not listen to the laudanian propoganda, the obvious enemy of your people is the oppresive regime of Lauda and the rebel scum.

Well than what the (censored for the young, not hell) are you saying?

No offense U-G, but leaflets work best when delivered in the countries native language...

ok i juss edited my post. look at it plz

THANK YOU.

Cool.

TBD you have been annoying a lot of Nations latly and i think there are a lot of nations out there that think you deserve a little bit of.............

Greetings from Xeraph.......

Let it be known that TBD is a new ally of ours. Xeraph is the Ambassador to the Alliance Regioni Militaria, comprised of over 55 nations. ARM is further allied with NNA, IADF, and AR.

Please!!!!! Do not force us to protect TBD. We do not take prisoners.

Respectfully,

Alaric, King of Xeraph

<OOC> TBD, quit running around causing trouble....I got plenty of other things to do instead of following you around and cleaning up messes.

<ooc> sorry. Thrill of the moment, you know? I mean, what is there else in NS?

OOC- Right big mess here time to leave thread alone, Lauda are peacefull and I misread the first post hence the movement of troops dam dyslexia and un-rational moves

Kev

Duly noted. Sorry for the inconveinance.

Can NBC/MSNBC have permission to report on this war?

its over. it was a misunderstanding