The countries of Roberticus and Wazican have declared war on the country of Full-FiguredMannequins. We have supspicions that she is illegally smuggling drugs and WMDs. Anyone can join in the fight.
We iz da Boyz!! Da orks can smash dem for you! We can send you as many ork mercenaries as you wants as long as we gets to keep any wepons and tanks that we smash!
We can supply our own trukks and gunz. Waaagh is fun! and da boyz knows how to do it best!
For starters we will send you 10,000 ork infantry with full transports and sqwad based 'eavy support.
If you wants more contact:
Gorfang Rotgut, Abasator and Hed of Forun Relashuns in WG
I have prepared this statement in response to my previous post. Due to false information provided to me by the ruller of Wazican my country had planned to mount an attack on the unsuspecting country of Full-Figured Mannequins. The information provided by Wazican was totally false, and I personally think that Wazican's ruler is trying to advance his country for personal means. Moreover, the ruler of Wazican has been known to lie to his own people so they wouldn't suspect his corrupt greed for power. I give my official condolence to the country of Full-Figured Mannequins for beleiving Wazicans treacherous lies. The Snowy Lands of Antarctica should think hard about this matter, for Wazican may do the same thing to another country causing civil strife within the region giving him enough time to seize power.