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PEOPLE FROM GARFORTH COMMUNTIY COLLEGE CIVIL WAR

there are many nations from garforth community college, just for fun we are currently having a mini war between ourselves. this is just a practise not a real war so it would be appreciated that nations outside of our college not get involved.

Thank you,

The Kingdom of Hornbyarius has been carpet bombed by 200 Delta-Winged Bombers

2600 of Vroshnak's infantry have marched The Kingdom of Hornbyarius to take the capital city

200 T-62 Tanks and 200 AA Scorpio I class Tanks have marched on the capital of The Kingdom of Hornbyarius

For the saftey of Hornby's nation those bombs by the way Wet sponges lol

[stats] 50 Delta-winged bombers sent at the capitAL

[EFFECT] In support of Vroshnak

[stats] 50 Delt-winged bombers have been sent to Hornbyarius's home

1 million conscripts have been sent to deter Vroshnak's AA scorpio I AA guns

the Peoples Republic of Wookumbumble have deployed 400 T-62 tanks on the Hornbyarius' borders, which will advance towards the capital city. each column of 50 tanks is supported from the air by a squadron of 10 strike planes. all resistance put up by the people of Hornbyarius will be rapidly quashed

the PR of Wookumbumble would like to thank the armed republic of Vroshnak for letting us, a pacifist nation, play at being soldiers with them :-)

Hornbyarius' secret guard, hiding currently in the main city's undergroung system, are getting annoyed by all the wet sponges.

the one million conscripts from the Queendom of treergreen have damaged 50 of the 100 Light scorpio class tanks (eek) the rest are all running away screaming as loud as they can "RUN, PANICK, HIDE AAAARGH WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE"

The General is chasing after them shouting; :" COME BACK YOU COWARDS YOUR SUPPOSED TO DIE LIKE THE FAT CAT POLITICIANS WANT YOU TO DO"

no probs Wookumbumble playing soldiers is fun, ....well until you get a bayonet through the neck anyhow.

100 men of the dog corp have been inserted into hornbyarius capital searching for the hidden guards in the underground bunkers so when and if they catch them they plan to stand and bark aimlessly until the enemy get very scared and begin to cry

"BARK BARK WOOF" said the attack dog as it found one of Hornbyarius's elite guard, "BARK BARK GRRRRR BARK WOOF COUGH AND BARK" it repeated.

GUARD: "I WANT MY MOMMY (Snif starts to cry uncontrolably)"

Attack dogs owner: (points and laughs)

lol :twisted: soz guys, i cant play wa games with u now, cos im already at a state of civil war. until its resolved, all my military forces are preoccupied. however, i will act as a neutral zone, in case ny1 wants to talk out a cease fire

wookumbumble's "elite guard" (ie three guys and a large stick) attack the Hornbyarius parliment building. The hope to get through the door within the day (it is a very large stick)

all 87 million citizens in mattador have been given banana splodge guns, watch out you guys, this could get messy

in a brave but foolish attempt to counter attack mattador 32 million kilted maniacs lift up their kilts and wiggle their arses defiantly

Leader of Vroshnak raises eyebrows and grins malevolently before sending his new SPITFIRE 2004 FIGHTER JETS TM in for action.

they drop propoganda leaflets over treesrgreen's troops in a desperate hope to give them all paper cuts

Well, Bishop Burtons priests are intending to kneecap all members of the Hornbyarius government and cover them in Mayonaise. so there.

Bishop Burton does not support HM King Lee I in anything he does. (possibly regarding nuclear warheads) so there

tum ti tum.... Bishop Burton also water balloons Vroshnak. so there

In other news, the bishop himself is intending to moon at the head of Hornbyarius. so there!

Hornbyarius, after throwing large proportions of wet sponges at everyone else who has contributed to this forum, moved to new residences, to prvent nuclear warhead attack. Present whereabouts SECRET.

Hornbyarius, after throwing large proportions of wet sponges at everyone else who has contributed to this forum, moved to new residences, to prvent nuclear warhead attack. Present whereabouts SECRET.

Hornby has gone to England, thats an exclusive from the Bishop

GOD SAVE THE KING, GOD SAVE THE KING,

As HM King Lee I's Imperial forces finally realise their true might on the world stage, they order into thousands of divisions, every move tactically planned, every strike pre-planned.

The Royal Air-Force loyal only to their King vow to fight to the death,
The British Army, unparalled in the world with only the latest weaponry built by HM King Lee I's All-Consuming economy, is truly unstoppable,
The Royal Navy vow to defend our island, whatever the cost may be,

We shall fight them on the beaches, we shall fight them in the streets and in the hills, we shall never surrender! And if the empire were to last for a thousand years, men will still say THIS was their finest hour!!!

Even as I tell you this, legions of HM King Lee I's forces descend upon Vroshnaks empire, just the first stage in world domination. Cities burn, men, women and children die, his economy is crumbling, i laugh at your puny excuse for an army

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

GOD SAVE THE KING, GOD SAVE THE KING

(sponsored by Microsoft)

vroshnaks troops move into postiition to disrupt HM King Lee I troops from their orderly tactical (hehe) positions.

The new FLYSWAT TEAM TANK TM has rumbeled up and started swating away.

yes Kelvin we will fight you on the beaches we will fight you in the air, but if you get in my troops way theyll kick you in "la derriere".

Vroshnak leader releases a keeling clone on hornbyarius giving a belfast 6 pack with its slack back and whack attack

after many nights of breeding with vroshnaks wome HM King Lee I's troops become startled and begin to cry as they realise they all had AIDS

Hornbyarius, after throwing large proportions of wet sponges at everyone else who has contributed to this forum, moved to new residences, to prvent nuclear warhead attack. Present whereabouts SECRET. hornby, i can c ur house from here!

The Empire has been established, now it is unstoppable, no amount of defence can protect you. The 21st century Eurofighter Typhoon, with its vertical take-off capability and patented to the British Empire, will defend our skies, the Battle of Britain never began, the Battle of Vroshnak is nearly over.

I ask you all, you are either with me, or against me, join me my brothers, we shall rule the world, this is not an option. My elite guard, usually seconded to the defence of the King, have been expanded to exterminate any of the remaining resistance in southern Vroshnak

I ask you Vroshnak, surrender, we shall establish relations and I shall rule you, fairly, take the offer or suffer utter defeat.

just a quick report from the Wookumbumble Ministry of Defense (second hand tent with a TV inside) - the "Elite Guard" have broken through the doors into the Hornbyarius parliment, and are now slapping the hell out of the members or parliment with a large, wet fish.

three more members of the elite guard have been placed in front of the advancing armies of King Lee I (not *NO* HM) however, our fragile economy means that our military budget will not stretch to yet another big stick, so insted they've made one (look at those survial skills) out of a tree. Fear them, King Lee!

400 SPITFIRE FIGHTER JETS TM HAVE TURNED ON HM KING LEE I

200 T-72'S ALSO 500 T-62 TANKS TOO

500 SCORPIO CLASS I TANKS

2600 INFANTRY OF VROSHNAK FREEDOM FIGHTERS 400 DELTA-WINGED BOMBERS DROPING PROPGANDA LEAFLETS IN ORDER TO GIVE HIM PAPER CUTS

32 MILLION KILTED MANIACS

200 IRON DUKE CLASS SHIPS

4 NUKE WARHEADS

A KEELING CLONE

AND A GUY CALLED BOB

all destined for you kelvin :-)

Unfortunately, the Bishop's intelligence was incorrect, and a few armies and other peeps have been sent to attck him

Hornbyarius agrees with King Lee, and would back him up, however. as he is in hiding, he doesn't have the ability to do so.

As a quick deterant and intellectual thinkin the Vroshnak Leader (ME) quickly strips naked and charges hornbys troops, they quickly run away.

Firstly the Bishop would like to make it clear he does not support Commoner Kelvin in any way, shape or form.

Bishop Burton will be sending a large duvet to cover HM King Lee I's kingdom and the lack of sunlight will make his loyal people go insane and turn on him with large Ironing boards (with covers on) and they will all be dressed in kinky clothing, which will please King Lee for a time..... until they kill him.

Have fun

Love and kisses
The Bishop that is Burton

ONCE AGAIN THE VROSHNAK DOG CORP SPRINGS IN TO ACTION AS THEY SPOT ANOTHER OF HORBYARIUS ELITE GUARD

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YOU WAIT...

Soon everyone (with the exception of King Lee), will be in my power.

I shake my fist at you in rage

Back at the explosive underpant demolition training ground the Vroshnak Generals realised they had a problem with underwear misplacement. Therefore decided to put new signs around the place to make target bombing easier

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wow look what I found in Kelvins country

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It seems I have a few dissidents in my midst. Firstly I would like to thank Hornbyarus for his loyal support i the name of the British Empire, however I would like to remind him that he may control all other countries except mine, but I shall control his country.

Also Mr Vroshnak, my intelligence reports suggest that your economy cannot support all the vast claims that you have made with regards to, and I quote;

"400 SPITFIRE FIGHTER JETS TM HAVE TURNED ON HM KING LEE I

200 T-72'S ALSO 500 T-62 TANKS TOO

500 SCORPIO CLASS I TANKS

2600 INFANTRY OF VROSHNAK FREEDOM FIGHTERS 400 DELTA-WINGED BOMBERS DROPING PROPGANDA LEAFLETS IN ORDER TO GIVE HIM PAPER CUTS

32 MILLION KILTED MANIACS

200 IRON DUKE CLASS SHIPS

4 NUKE WARHEADS

A KEELING CLONE

AND A GUY CALLED BOB"

The only thing on this list you can provide is bob, but too late, my imperial forces have already killed all bobs (were going through the list of names alphabetically you see), next is balding people. (i know, i know, balding comes before bob, so what?)

Too late, your time has come, sent shivers down my spine, body aching all the time, goodbye everybody, ive got to go (kill fawcett), gotta leave you all behind to face the pain. My imperial forces however are unparalled. I currently have complete air dominance over the whole of vroshnak, and have under my command most of the country, all apart from a small pocket of resistance around his imperial palace. However, i have an operation in the pipeline involving elite imperial guards storming the palace in great number and at great loss to both sides. No one can stop me.

Now I am building up my forces on the border to the land ruled by Nick Plummer, he shall perish before me. As I said earlier, the battle of Britain never started, the battle of Vroshnak is over, the battle for wookumbumble is about to begin.

And as for you bishop burton, i light a great fire to defeat your giant quilted nightmare, which puts that plan to shame.

And Hornbyarius, maybe we could merge our countries, with mine in complete control and yours having significant voting and economic prowess?

LONG LIVE THE KING, LONG LIVE THE KING

Kelvin, most of the weapons were donated and bought not created. However as this is only a dummy civil war you will not control my nation.

Anyway im pulling out for a while to restock, and you can't complain about my real troops when burton is going to block out the sun with a giant duvet lol

I MOON YOU I MOON YOU I MOON YOU KELVIN I MOON YOU I MOON YOU HAHA HA HA ER AND HA

I forgot to mention that the giant duvet was fire proof

love the bishop

See

king lee, you have a point. 80% of Vroshnaks nation are aparently scottish maniacs, and looking at his arms list the rest either fly spitfires (tm) of are cheap whores. and that leaves no room for his freedom fighters, or whatever they're called. oh well

back to the war- the guys with the mock stick are cowering in a bush after they saw King Lee's Imperial forces, and are awaiting reinforcments, once the guys with the real stick have finished in hornbyarius

I AM THE BISHOP! BOW TO THE BISHOP!!!

DON'T BASH THE BISHOP!!!!! IT'S CRUDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://hum.amu.edu.pl/~zbzw/glob/ani28t.gif.::BBC World Service Broadcast::.

"Reports have been recieved by our European corespondant that a severe storm has occured in the off the coast of France. The report was recieved from the USSRS cargo ship Jantro Equine, which was dumping industrial waste two miles outside a French seaside resort when the storm was said to have hit. The captain - Cpt Odysseus - reports that the ship recieved heavy storm damage and was blown off course and into the English Channel where, about two miles off the coast of Dova the ship collided with a series submerged rocks. The vessel is taking on water as the crew of 85 souls battle the elements to regain control of the stricken hulk. A mayday call has been made to the national coast guard and repeated requests have been made for emergency docking to the harbour master at Dova which are still pending confimation. The destroyer USSRS Petre is currently trying to establish contact with the cargo ship so that she may be towed into port."

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As envoy to The Peoples Republic of Skarsgrad to HM King Lee I, I beg your assistance, please aid our countrymen in their hour of need. Prove your good intentions to the international community by accepting our vessel despite our tenuous relations in this time of civil war.
Should you choose the accept the vessle, we will be most grateful and a reward in any form you see fit will be given. She will be escourted into the port at Dova by the USSRS destroyer Petre. Once the cargo ship is moored the destroyer will rejoin our Atlantic fleet with the crew of the stricken vessel aboard. Here they shall remain until the necessary repairs are completed and the crew may rejoin their ship and depart. A skeleton crew of SPETZNAZ special forces will remain aboard to guard the ship against vandalism and unlawful inspection by subversive parties whilst repairs are conducted.

Once again I appeal to your conscience to accept these men, if not for the common brotherhood of humanity that we share then for the substancial reward offered.

We await your responce...





P.S. I wet the bed for attention.

the northern coallition has regained control of the skys edge sea-ports. we have quaranteened a drydock, and dispached tugs to pull you into harbour. you will recieve full cooperation in helping with repairs

I'm sending aid for you carter, 4 Iron duke Troop ships are being sent your way and will arrive in half an hour they are under your command, I have no engineers other then my vroshnak freedom fighter engineer corp but they are at the other side of the world, At least you'll be able to transport your men away from the vessel till furhter help comes

I appologise skarsgrad, my ships have had to return home they can't reach you due to weather conditions around vroshnak

Your offeres of aid are greatfully recieved but I fear that the ship is unable to proceed to either of your nations due to the extent of her damage.

The only nations within range of the stricken ship are France, England (Kelvin) and Ireland.

France has refused docking to ship due to the dumping of her payload off their coasts.

England are yet to confirm any requests made

and

Ireland doesnt count, its full of the Irish!

The bow and port compartments of the USSRS Jantro Equine seem to be free from flooding however, the central compartment is now 42% flooded, when it reaches 50% the ship will begin to pitch and roll to the extent where she will become uncontrollable and capsize. She is unfit to continue to the ports kindly made available at Sky’s Edge and Vroshnak, the situations is of the utmost urgency, Captain Odysseus begs your aid.

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As Envoy to The Peoples Republic of Skarsgrad I urge you, HM King Lee I to consider the situation and reply to our requests as soon as you are able. Without an available port, the crew will be forced to abandon ship which will almost certainly result in their deaths due to the turbulent weather conditions in the area.

bishop burton would love to help

however he is stuck between a pawn and a knight

ah well, sh*t happens

The Holy Empire of Bishop Burton has recently obtained a rather damaging photograph of one of Hornbyarius' leaders. The picture, which is entitled 'Hornby sez Grrrr!!!!' may well be used as blackmail unless Hornbyarius supports all Bishop Burton's plans to cover Kelvins country with a giant fire proof duvet. This picture could well find its way to Miss Richards office unless The Bishops demands are met

Thankyou please

soz ste, my tugs were forced to turn back, due to an unforeseen storm heading towards ur ship. i think the only peeps who can help u now r hornby and kelvin

With immediate effect secret research has taken place to further develop the Naraling 58 bombers

Research was completed last monday and since then 250 have been built and ready for action.

Naraling Assassins have now been created,

There are 50 units of 9 deployed secretly in Naraling and ready for action at any time

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Declerations of war against HM King Lee I

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Quick revert from this civil war I have heard rumours around the globe of attempts to bring down King Lee I from his dictatorship and throne.

The Vroshnak Elite Guard have been deployed into HM King Lee's Nation to counter attack any attempts of Sabotage or Assassination of King Lee, Also 300 T-72's 400 T-62's 2500 Vroshnak freedom fighters 500 Dog corp 100 gunships 500 Scorpio I class tanks have been steadily prepared and on standby around the borders of HM King Lee's Nation.

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Skarsgrad has also deployed forces around the border in support of King Lee and Vroshnak to repay for King Lee's kindness in rescuing the recently damaged vessel just outside King Lee's waters.

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It has been suggested by UN that no further nations send troops to the borders of King Lee's nation as this will provoke an attack from some nations who are absolutely thick and do not realise they are peace keeping forces.

The current forces that have been deployed are only on peace keeping duty and there to act as a deterant for any assault.
all major infrastructual routes in asnd out of this nation are currently closed by Vroshnak and Skarsgrad's check points, limited traffic will be allowed to pass.

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naraling has agreed to send aid via Air transport, however, it has been noted that if there are any other nations other than HM King Lee I, Vroshnak, Skarsgrad and Naraling that interfere of even approach the nation what ever the intentions they will be fired upon without questioning.

If you have any queries questions or suggestions or you are wanting to contact or get into the country telegram Vroshnak.

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I apolagise for my lack of communication over the last few days, I have been deeply engaged with my War Council and was not able to stay active in the international community. I feel it is only fair to fill you all in on what has occured recently.

Firstly, in response to skarsgrad's S.O.S., i immediately deployed 3 prototype Swift Strike Submarines, my new state of the art Quick Response class of submarine. They surfaced around the USSRS Jantro Equine at 08:00 on the morning of the 22nd January, however for matters of national security this operation could not be confirmed nor denied until now. Due to the successful docking with the stricken vessel, and subsequent escort to HM King Lee I's Royal Port Royale (followed by repairs and resupply), the new class of submarine are now being mass produced and at this point in time I have at least 3 operation in stealth mode in every country in the region. Reports suggest that the USSRS Jantro Equine should be seaworthy by 23:00 today.

Also, reports of a civil uprising in my country have been greatly exaggerated. The war in vroshnak came to a sharp end, with an agreement reached between the two commanders in chiefs, vroshnak's bloodthirsty troops shall be incorporated into my Elite Guard as a special unit, operating outside the constraints of UN law, and protecting the interests of both nations. In this time of need the Elite Guard have quelled a minor uprising along my northern borders with Wookumbumble, no further action has been taken for 24 hours now.

I accept Skarsgrad's offer of alliance proposed by the captain of the USSRS Jantro Equine, and from this day forth hereby establish the Royal Commonwealth, a group of nations linked by their thirst for power and economic success. At present this coalition consists of HM King Lee I, Vroshnak, Hornbyarius and Skarsgrad. All are subject to Royal decrees from HM King Lee I, and significant 'donations' shall be sent to all who remain loyal.

Hence forth all must respect the king

GOD SAVE THE KING, GOD SAVE THE KING

http://hum.amu.edu.pl/~zbzw/glob/ani28t.gif.::BBC World Service Broadcast::.

At 23:00 hours on the 24th January 2004 two great flashes were observed emanating from the port at Dover, United Kingdom. The USSRS Jantro Equine seems to have exploded, the 25 SPETZNAZ Special Forces have been reported dead, along with many dock crew, local military personnel and civilians present in the area. At 23:22 hours a large vessel thought to be floundering amongst the dense commercial traffic in the channel for cover rammed what was left of the dock structure at Dover. An unknown number of ground troops and armour was seen disembarking from the vessel, their purpose is yet unclear. The Envoy to The Peoples Republic of Skarsgrad released the following statement minutes after the event "The Peoples Republic of Skarsgrad does not tolerate regimes such as that found in HM King Lee I, as a result the USSRS Jantro Equine was used in conjunction with the USSRS Anvil mass transport class to make our intentions perfectly clear. You and your nation will be brought to its knee's, your peoples will be liberated and a new order will be brought to you nation!" War seem imminent, The Pope has called for these acts of aggression to be halted and for the two nations involved to come to a peaceful agreement.

.::BBC World Service Broadcast::.


The USSRS Jantro (Trojan) Equine (horse) was loaded with high yield explosives and two low yield nuclear warheads in the front and aft cargo compartments (thus the lack of flooding). At 23:00 hours these explosives were detonated causing a blast with an area of effect equal to 2.3 miles in radius. Destruction was not complete, due to the low yield of the warheads but defences in the South East have been compromised. At 23:22 hours the USSRS Anvil - which had been floundering in the channel covered by commercial traffic - rammed the remnant of port Dover and dropped ramp, 2500 heavy infantry, 20 Bison MK.1 Bi-ped Battle Suits and 20 T-80 Battle Tanks disembarked and disappeared into the mists of the Eastern Wetlands along the South Bank of the Thames.

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Bison MK.1 Bi-ped Battle Suit

At 23:01 hours the 31st Airborne division (150 conscripts) was parachuted into the area known as Whitehall along with 5 additional Bison MK.1 Bi-ped Battle Suits, losses were heavy and they were unable to secure their position, they are now combat ineffective.

At 01:00 on the 25th January 2004, the combined landing force appeared out of the mists of the Southern Thames wetlands after meeting only minimal resistance. They have secured 74% of The Capital to the south of the river but have been thus far unable gain access to the north bank and as a result have blown all bridges to prevent and land-based counter attack.

South London has been described by the international media as a "Stalingrad-esque hell", fighting in the city has reached its climax in the past two hours with heavy losses on both sides. MIGs from the North and South Atlantic Fleets are currently trying to establish air superiority over Southern England but are meeting heavy resistance from the Royal Air and progress thus far has been minimal. Additional support is en route from the Homeland airbases, in the form of both MIG and Comet Mk.1 supersonic aircraft. Four Typhoon class submarines are patrolling the perimeter of the two fleets and are able to be guided to any surface or submerged vessel within 15 miles. We are even able to detect the so called 'stealth subs' at a range of 13 miles, due to the superior range of the electromagnetic spectrum used by the ships of our navy (as true to real life with Russian Ships "the electromagnetic spectrum is like the high ground, he who controls it wins the war"). Its is due to this fact that our two fleets are almost impervious to surface-to-surface and air-to-surface projectiles due to the limiting of western radio fuses to between 2.2 to 6.4 GHz.

Reinforcements are due to our forces in the South Bank, the war wages on...

.::Vroshnak News Flash::.

Recently in support of Skarsgrad Vroshnak's military has swung into action. 400 Spitfire 2004 Fighter Jets flew into action along side Skarsgrads planes immediatly throwing the advantage to the two allies airforces. The Royal Airforce is putting up fierce resistance but unfortunately all their air power has been supplied to combat the fighters leaving them vulnerable from 1000 Delta-Winged bombers that have recently bombed Weapons factories in the north of KingLee's nation.

The aid for "Skarsgrad's Ship deposited into King Lee's Nation were explosive underpants from Vroshnak 50,000 of them exploded and 50,000 cyanide cigarretes have been deposited into King Lee's nation's economy, leaving them dangling by a thread.

The Holy Trinity Elite of the Elite are well hidden into the capital of King Lee's Nation assassinating politicians and other major targets quickly, while 800 of Vroshnak Elite Guard supported by 400 T-62 tanks have shutdown King Lee's major roads with check points and bringing infrastructure routes to a halt.

400 Scorpio I class AA tanks have been placed in cities throughout his nation taking down King Lee's aircraft and making bombing them difficult because of concealment

2500 Vroshnak freedom fighters have secured train stations in the nation but taking heavy casualities at the moment reports on the wounded soon.

500 of the Dog corp are hunting through ruble in Dover docks not as attack troops but to try find civilian casualities. This is NOT a war on their people but the government

10 iron Duke ships are on the way with 10,000 Conscripts as reserves

200 gunships are flying over head 50 are searching for civilian casualities the other 150 are bombing government targets

VRkS Empressa (Frigatte) has now crawled along side one of Skarsgrads fleets and handed fire command to Skarsgrad.

While 40 Phalanx troop planes have parachuted 500 of the Vroshnak Elite Recon Squad

Updates soon to come

Naraling's troops soon to be inserted into HM KING LEE's NATION.

400 T-72's are on the advance and concealed in the nations countryside

35 million Maded Conscript along with 500 T-62's are destined for HM King Lee's nation along side Vroshnak's Freedom Fighters

40 million conscripted soldiers of the Flazh army are sent in to Poke the last of King Lees forces with sticks. It is reported that the last survivors of king lees army went mad due to mental distress attributed to intense poking. The UN are currently looking into the use of thes kind of war tactics as barbaric and if found guilty the nation of Flazh must render all poking sticks...

The bishops plans to cover Kelving country with a giant fireproof duvet are still going to plan

The republic of M'boma has vowed to fight with HM KING LEE I and has deployed 2000 killer salmon into the water supply of Vroshnak.
P.S. watch the sky's for the swarms of killer bee's and a very large flying dog!!!!!!!!!!

yes but thats not really going to happen is it mboma and bishop burton, so really your god modding and im going to nuke you

dobbo attacked MBOMBA with 50 gunships, #

200 delta wing bombers which destroyed all his war factories
His military has been reduced and brought to a halt
6million conscripts are heading for his capital.
As well as 6000 wild pitbulls to attack innocent bystanders giving them rabies.

just u wait mbomba. my military will be back up and running by friday. then, im really gonna kick ur ass! u 2 burton

:cry: it is a sad sad day in kelvins kingdom as the naraling assassins have been camped out scouting the government leader watching his every move for the past five days, they are now ready to 'take down' HM lee kelvin in a truly american patriotic barbaric manor :shock: unless control of the nation is handed to naraling and kelvin stands down kelvin. you have 1 day to comply :twisted:

VRKS Raliur (Aircraft Carrier) has crawled into Bishop Burtons waters where it releases 5 Scud LL Missles on his government buildings. Damage to yet be confirmed. MIG planes are on the way to finish off his war factories which will slow if not halt his military creations.

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the bishop would like to ask why he is being attacked. He did nothing wrong, however he WILL retaliate if any further attacks on his Holy Empire occur.

Vroshnak's attack has terminated production of the giant fireproof duvet that was to be spread over HM King Lee I's nation.

The Bishop is NOT amused

First and foremost Mr Fawceps, J'accuse you of god-modding, considering I killed or seriously maimed half to three quarters of your fighting army when I CONQUERED your country the FIRST time. However, do not fear, all shall come under my control.

http://hum.amu.edu.pl/~zbzw/glob/ani28t.gif Now for a broadcast from the BBC World Service;

The headquarters of the BBC today were stormed and captured by loyal remnants of HM King Lee I Secret Ops. team, all future communication towards his kind and ever generous King Lee the First shall have to be first approved by royal assent and ratified by His Elite Imperial Generals.

Now for updates on the military situation. It may be true that a ship exploded in my Royal Port Royale, however I do not own a port called Dover, so the claim made previously is incorrect. The ship that exploded was far smaller than previously claimed, the only damage done was to the hull of the ship itself. These outlandish fascist/communist claims were blatant propaganda by the old owners of the BBC.

My forces still rule supreme over all of my domain, and we still laugh at Bishop Burtons blanket programme. Mr Fawceps overestimates his own forces (size has always been a problem to him). My Imperial Guard build on his borders as we speak, borders have been closed down. His economy cannot survive without mine, which, inevitably, leads to his men, women and children dying or facing an eternity of low wages and strict rule under my SUPREME ROYAL COMMAND.

My Swift Strike Nuclear submarines, in response the the decleration of war by Skarsgrad launch 2 nuclear missiles into his two biggest cities. The Nuclear fallout is tragic. Reports are coming in that the leader of Skarsgrad has been infected with nuclear radiation. His life is short, Vroshnak will crumble, and my other enemies will fall under my rule.

LONG LIVE THE KING, LONG LIVE THE KING!

Vroshnak beware, for you have messed with the wrong Bishop.

As I write this, the Bishop and his followers are devising many plans to render your country dead. Back in Bishop Burton Country (BBC) a highly elite team of Bishops are currently meeting with plans in mind that shall be far more efficient than any large duvet plans they had before.

The Bishop will soon strike and he suggests that Vroshnak should 'Shit the bed'!

My Imperial forces number 30 million in this time of war, the true fate of the world now lies in my hands, all respect my rule. What I neglected to mention im my previous post is that I have an active and running space programme, and have in construction Royal Orbital Defence and Attack Platforms (RODAP). This was kept a secret for obvious reasons, so that it would remain secure until it is fully operational. Now I can eliminate enemy troops on the ground before they even reach my country. ALL BOW BEFORE ME!!!.

Swift Strike Nuclear submarines (HMS SSN's), Eurofighter Typhoon Attack Craft (ETAC's) and the ever present Challenger Five Tank (CFT's) rule the land, sea and air. Backed up by the strongest and most well equipped fighting force the world has ever seen, and the best secret services the world knows about (or not as the case may be). RULE BRITTANNIA, BRITTANNIA RULES THE WAVES, BRITOINS NEVER NEVER NEVER SHALL BE SLAIN.

Also, as soon and Vroshnak and Skarsgrad have come under my compliance, I shall turn my eye towards the land of Dobbo, it shall crumble under ME!

LONG LIVE THE KING, LONG LIVE THE KING!

I would ask all you gun toting capitalist wackos to stop your war-mongering, you are as bad as our much loved American cousins.
Especially you, Mr Bush, oh sorry, I mean Kelvin!!!

OI! Ruddinia, your name shall also go on ze list, what is it? (classic comedy). Im not a fascist dictator, im a compulsary consumerist. My subjects have enough rights as it is. And im not war-mongering, im liberating my people from the poverty and ignorance of the surrounding nations.

After I have completed phase one of my programme to conquer the world, I shall initiate phase two, the destruction of DOBBO and RUDDINIA, mark my words, and so it was written, and so it was done!!!

LONG LIVE THE KING, LONG LIVE THE KING!

In an unexpected twist, the Bishop would like to pledge his support to HM King Lee I. The Bishop is very sorry for the origional plan to cover the country with a giant duvet.

My elite team of bishops have finalised their plans for the attack on Vroshnak, it will be new, it will be unexpected and it WILL succeed.

I am the bishop! Don't bash the bishop! ITS CRUDE!

The Armed Republic of Vroshnak was today plunged into complete darkness as power failed across the country. Communications are dead, businesses are unable to run, and all aircraft are grounded. An evolving computer virus was blamed, and sources indicate that the initial code originated from the brilliant WU (Wookumbumble University) Computer Science department. That'll teach you to run proprietary software, dammit!

and btw - if you can god-mod as you have been doing, so can I :D

FOR THE INFORMATION OF ALL YOU TWATS,

There has been no god modding taking place, my army was mainly bought and the 32 million conscripts were used in a prat about civil war that ment nothing and i had 69 million in my country i would know as it is my nation.

Kelvin your a sore loser because when you attacked you had no way as many forces as i had and you wouldn't have got very far at all no mattar what you economy because you hadn't bought troops planes or anything at the time and posted on the forum.

Plus when you attacked it was when we was pratting about having a mock civil war.

Plus you can't attack with too much force now as me and carter have already taken down your country pretty much already and you nation is on the breach of collapse.

Burton in a REAL WAR there are no giant duvets and certainly no bishop armys.

wookumbumble fuck off (thats polite)

basically kelvin your already dead so stop your godmoding

burton fight properly #and nick stop saying i god modded when i didnt

so there has been no black outs as yet and no armies sent by the bishop and kelvin your dead already as naraling has assassinated you

plus im a big SMEG HEAD!!!!

log off next time

My Imperial forces number 30 million in this time of war, the true fate of the world now lies in my hands, all respect my rule. What I neglected to mention im my previous post is that I have an active and running space programme, and have in construction Royal Orbital Defence and Attack Platforms (RODAP). This was kept a secret for obvious reasons, so that it would remain secure until it is fully operational. Now I can eliminate enemy troops on the ground before they even reach my country. ALL BOW BEFORE ME!!!.

Swift Strike Nuclear submarines (HMS SSN's), Eurofighter Typhoon Attack Craft (ETAC's) and the ever present Challenger Five Tank (CFT's) rule the land, sea and air. Backed up by the strongest and most well equipped fighting force the world has ever seen, and the best secret services the world knows about (or not as the case may be). RULE BRITTANNIA, BRITTANNIA RULES THE WAVES, BRITOINS NEVER NEVER NEVER SHALL BE SLAIN.

Also, as soon and Vroshnak and Skarsgrad have come under my compliance, I shall turn my eye towards the land of Dobbo, it shall crumble under ME!

LONG LIVE THE KING, LONG LIVE THE KING!

None of these troops were bought or created officially as mine were or even researched so wrong

I had 69 million as I checked my self so shut your mouth or ill twat you, second of all kelvin can't f****** create units when he has no war factories left after one huge bombing campaign by me and skarsgrad and when madeds has 30 odd million conscripts as does taylors nation he is pretty much all ready taken over no matter whether he has a huge economy, if all his nation is covered with f****** troops he wont have enough room to move. we had already attacked and pretty much shut him down so where did these troops suddenly appear from

go away nick this doesn't even concern you

and no ive not been making stuff up

get a life

OOC:

fawcett, you've been dicking about on this forum for long enough. you just have to face it that you've been making things up, and you've obviously never read any of the stickys regarding game play and etiquette.

when you attacked with the "32 million conscripts" we checked your claims against your nation. At the time you had 40 million in your nation, meaning that 80% of your nation as conscripts. Then of course there was your "500 elite guard" etc meaning that nearly your entire nation was involved in millitary action. act sendibly with regards to your military capabilities, and please stop "giving" your weapons to other nations so they may follow in your footsteps. Let them read the stickys and learn how to actually play the game, instead of playing your own version of made-up mega-death-weapon war.

kelvins claims are easily correct. he has a massive economy so it is entirely feasable that he has that technology. he doesn't have to post everything he does on the forum as you seem to do. when you claim to have killed a massive percentage of his troops you did so wrongly for 2 reasons:

1) You decided that his troops had died. This is god-modding
2) You used weapons that were unfeasable for your nation size, economy and age. This is also god-modding

You can't complain about Burton joking about the giant duvet, as you said yourself it was a joke war. and if you want to make people use real weapons, do it yourself.

my last point is that replying after yourself four or five times is *really* bad form on a forum - its known as spamming (or post-whoring) and pisses people off something rotten. STOP DOING IT!

finally, can we take this into another forum? if you want to make claims like this we'll let the rest of the community decide who is right.

OOC:

fawcett, you've been dicking about on this forum for long enough. you just have to face it that you've been making things up, and you've obviously never read any of the stickys regarding game play and etiquette.

when you attacked with the "32 million conscripts" we checked your claims against your nation. At the time you had 40 million in your nation, meaning that 80% of your nation as conscripts. Then of course there was your "500 elite guard" etc meaning that nearly your entire nation was involved in millitary action. act sendibly with regards to your military capabilities, and please stop "giving" your weapons to other nations so they may follow in your footsteps. Let them read the stickys and learn how to actually play the game, instead of playing your own version of made-up mega-death-weapon war.

kelvins claims are easily correct. he has a massive economy so it is entirely feasable that he has that technology. he doesn't have to post everything he does on the forum as you seem to do. when you claim to have killed a massive percentage of his troops you did so wrongly for 2 reasons:

1) You decided that his troops had died. This is god-modding
2) You used weapons that were unfeasable for your nation size, economy and age. This is also god-modding

You can't complain about Burton joking about the giant duvet, as you said yourself it was a joke war. and if you want to make people use real weapons, do it yourself.

my last point is that replying after yourself four or five times is *really* bad form on a forum - its known as spamming (or post-whoring) and pisses people off something rotten. STOP DOING IT!

finally, can we take this into another forum? if you want to make claims like this we'll let the rest of the community decide who is right.

not making up troops donated have enough people and good economy to build stuff yes i read it and yes i understand other people dont. Wrong again 69 million wrre in my nation and that was just pratting about and doesn't count they wernt used in the real war

1. this country wass littered with our troops meaning it is very difficult to pull out of a situation like that, if you had any soldiering experiance you would know as you dont f*** off
2. second no amount of economy can help you when you nation has millions of other nations troops supressing you and they can't appear just coz he wants them to.

3. as before my troops were sufficient to my economy and either created fairly but most were donated. Giant duvets are fine in the mock war but not in the real war. all things i have are actually real or in research by real military forces example cyanide cigarettes, i know what spamming is and if people like wookumbumble did not piss me off then i wudnt have to

the community would agree with me most likely but this is a private dispute.

overall nick pull your head from up your arse get a life stop bugging me about what i can and carnt do and look at your own nation. Plus nick dont piss me off today as im not in a good mood and likely to punch someone.

kelvin im still waiting for damage report because nicks a twat and wudnt actually know much about my nation.

Bishop Burton does not appreciate being called a twat by Danny 'F*ck face' Fawcett!
P*ss off you small minded gimp

BISHOP BURTON CALLS FOR A BOYCOTT OF EVERY POST MADE BY VROSHNAK FROM NOW ON.

I had 69 million as I checked my self so shut your mouth or ill twat you, second of all kelvin can't f****** create units when he has no war factories left after one huge bombing campaign by me and skarsgrad and when madeds has 30 odd million conscripts as does taylors nation he is pretty much all ready taken over no matter whether he has a huge economy, if all his nation is covered with f****** troops he wont have enough room to move. we had already attacked and pretty much shut him down so where did these troops suddenly appear from

go away nick this doesn't even concern you

and no ive not been making stuff up

get a life


YOU'RE telling Nick to get a life??? Go and cry somewhere else

f*** off burton

OOC (on order of plummer):

LMEFAO, lol, u make me laugh fawceps, my economy is vast and so I can afford to deelop these weapons, like the USA. They rule the weapons market. Youre like russia, and im like the US in the cold war, i win every time.

LONG LIVE THE KING, LONG LIVE THE KING!

Keep on makin us all laugh fawcett :) :) :)

next time say that to my face you f*cking coward

u guys r getting kinda tense rnt u? id luv to join in, but i simply cant b arsed

Now, now, less of the random *****'s

trust me i aint a f****** coward. Trust me i wudn't push me too far this week I aint in no f****** mood i'm not just on about this game (coz really this is pointless) but i wudnt get me in a bad mood

The Ruddinian government has dropped a million tonnes of feathers on the Leean HQ, killing 95% of his pet swan collection. Ha!!!, Serves you right empire indeed!! :twisted:

trust me i aint a f****** coward. Trust me i wudn't push me too far this week I aint in no f****** mood i'm not just on about this game (coz really this is pointless) but i wudnt get me in a bad mood

......Bishop Burton is 'really scared' now, i'm shaking in my boots

***** **** (****) ******* (******) ****

Fuck

How dare I be censored! I said the word FUCK and they blank it out!! Stupid FUCKS!!

that just shows how much of a twat you can be burton. That kind of answer will get you into trouble one day.

hmmmm lets have a vote eh
who thinks fawcett is a bigger twat than me?

my boots are still shaking.....

OK biatches i'll bitch slap all you mo fo's if you carry on!

Dobbo is sending 2000 pimp daddys to rape the women of bishop burton and vroshnak and impreganate them giving them all sti's

I'm a bit behind the times because i havent really been keeping up so i think its only fare i make the following statements:

1. Dan Waterman is an autistic fish
2. The Empire of Lee S Kelvin has taken control of the BBC to spread lies across the international community. The blatant denial of the existance of one of his major ports proves this. The USSRS Jantro Equine delievered a severe blow to the south of his pitiful nation and fighting continues within his capital. The forces of Skarsgrad fight on, rally to them and dispell the regieme of evil!
3. Dan Waterman is an autistic fish
4. The claims of nuclear fallout within my nation are greatly exagerated, 3 enemy submarines possibly members of the royal navy were intercepted 15 miles from the coast of Skarsgrad by the mighty navy of skarsgrad. 2 were imediately destroyed the 3rd deployed its nuclear payload but was later hunted down and sunk 14 miles off shetland. Maccograd has suffered severe destruction and loss of life due to the nuclear explosion however due to the nature of the explosion (air-burst) radiation is minimal. Skarsgrad, the capital of our fine nation remains the shining might of our economy and will continue to forge onward against the threat of the spreading tendrils of capitalism across our fine globe!
5. Dan Waterman is an autistic fish
6. Our obital bombardment platform (i havent just made that up, it was on of them 'issues' thingies) has taken up geostationary orbit above London, warheads will only be unleashed in the event of the mutually assured destruction directive being employed ie you nuke me first with catastrophic results.
7. Dan Waterman is an autistic fish

***THE END***

...and Dan Waterman didnt live happily ever after because he was an autistic fish