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This is where its legal to godmod, like call upon the powers of god to crush the offender, raise the armys of the undead, the physicly impossible, invisibility, its all fun. wage war with people in here.

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If you say so.

I launch a thousand nukes at every country in NationStates and claim the world as my own. Then i Brain-Wash every survivior of the nukes to do my Unholy Bidding. Mwahahahaha!!!!!

I summon Thor, who swings his hammer, destroying all nukes sent at Crossman. I also raise a defense field that blocks your brainwashing. Then Jesus shoots his laser eyes and blows up the Galopagos Islands.

awww man... not the Galopagos Islands!

But, my evil minion SuperPontiousPilot comes up behind Jesus and stabs him through the torso with a big cross. Than, Albert Einstein comes up with a time machine and I send Mohatma Ghandi back in time, talking all of your leaders out of their murderous intentions and making the world a happy place for everyone. Tea and crumpets are to be served by Winston Churchill shortly.

Of course, none of this happens to me because I posses super Cherubs. All my people are immune. Meanwhile, we flee to our alternate universe, which only we can create and use, because I said so, and destroy the universe.

:twisted:

ahh, but as I posses the magical pie of longevity and mystery, I am able to teleport my country to your universe, where once again, tea and crumpets are to be served. However, since you tried to destroy me, I send Mother Theresa to force you to drink the waters of calmness, which cause you to think more rationally in the future.

ahh, but as I posses the magical pie of longevity and mystery, I am able to teleport my country to your universe, where once again, tea and crumpets are to be served. However, since you tried to destroy me, I send Mother Theresa to force you to drink the waters of calmness, which cause you to think more rationally in the future.

I call upon the powers of The Holy Trinity, Creator and Ruler of All, and the power of Mestopheles, the King of Darkness and first-fallen from the Grace of God, and combine their Holy and unholy power and attack all universes and Dimensions and destroy them all. The Four Horsemen are then sent to destroy the survivors, and all are thrown in to the Lake of Fire. The angel poured is bowl of the Wrath upon all excistence an a voice said "It is done," and everything disappeared. All evil was thrown in to the lake of fire, and good shall reign forever.

(Thanks be to Revelation for this inspirational attack)

Okay, new war!

The angry cherubs are...angered...by the actions of the Inholy Derscon. By the grace of the Most Holy Gods of Cherub, and by the supreme cherub master, they shall extend their hand in alliance to Samtonia to crush Desrcon. Samtonia, you get to stay in my cool universe with full priveleges.

All of you must fear a tremble, for I have at last found the Resting place of the AUTO WIZZ BANG! Soon I shall Unleash it's power and Destroy all of you!

Nah, the cherubs destroy it :P With their own, SUPER-CHERUBIC Auto Wizz Bang!

But i will kill the cherubs with my....ULTRA CHERUBS KILL-O-KANNON! AHAHAHAHA!

Nooooooooooooooo! Cherubs can't die! In no way! By nobody else!

:lol:

They are...UNDEFEATABLE!

:cry:

see what none of you realise is that um... the farsight enclave is secretly controlling you and making you fight amongst yourselves while we have donuts and coffee. :P

see what none of you realise is that um... the farsight enclave is secretly controlling you and making you fight amongst yourselves while we have donuts and coffee. :P FOOLS! We POSIONED Those Donuts Ages ago with Mind Control Drugs! soon you will be OUR slaves! MWA HA HA HA!!!

I rewrite the laws of the universe to my liking. You are all rabbits> Races to write Epilouge. :)

The glorious Samtonians accept your offer Zoogie. Churchill offers you a crumpet. Meanwhile, H.G wells and his martians land in Hell and begin to Attack with their super-dooper rays of BLAM! The Bealtes are at this time playing a variety of songs which cause all people in mine and Zoogie's universe to come back to life, while causing The Holy Trinity, Creator and Ruler of All and Mestopheles to be morphed into... TEA AND CRUMPETS. These are promptly eaten by Napoleon Bonaparte, who uses the power of Hitler cloned to bludgeon the Ultra cherubs Kill-o-Cannon to a pile of lugnuts.

see what none of you realise is that um... the farsight enclave is secretly controlling you and making you fight amongst yourselves while we have donuts and coffee. :P FOOLS! We POSIONED Those Donuts Ages ago with Mind Control Drugs! soon you will be OUR slaves! MWA HA HA HA!!!

HA! shows how much YOU know! the Farsight Enclave is genetically imune to ALL posions! BWAHAHAHAHA!!!

donuts it is.

The glorious Samtonians accept your offer Zoogie. Churchill offers you a crumpet. Meanwhile, H.G wells and his martians land in Hell and begin to Attack with their super-dooper rays of BLAM! The Bealtes are at this time playing a variety of songs which cause all people in mine and Zoogie's universe to come back to life, while causing The Holy Trinity, Creator and Ruler of All and Mestopheles to be morphed into... TEA AND CRUMPETS. These are promptly eaten by Napoleon Bonaparte, who uses the power of Hitler cloned to bludgeon the Ultra cherubs Kill-o-Cannon to a pile of lugnuts.
how much do you want for each crumpet?

We would like... two packages of Earl Gray Tea for every crumpet you wish to purchase. Napoleon is standing by to rush you your order. Operators are standing by. Call now!

We would like... two packages of Earl Gray Tea for every crumpet you wish to purchase. Napoleon is standing by to rush you your order. Operators are standing by. Call now!
Thats a lot of Earl Gray. We'll have to airdrop them. Its raining TEA.

or, because we're GodModing (duh) superheat the air around the clouds and then inject it with millions of tons of tea packets and then cause the clouds to release their moisture that is now in the form of tea, causing it to litterally rain tea... and all this is done with a pocket super duper ray gun.

YEAHH! TEA!!
Margaret Thatcher and Tony Blair will have a contest to see who can catch the most falling tea. Odds are 4:1 in favor of Miss. Thatcher. Any bets?

YEAHH! TEA!!
Margaret Thatcher and Tony Blair will have a contest to see who can catch the most falling tea. Odds are 4:1 in favor of Miss. Thatcher. Any bets? the universe, this is on Thatcher. :)

or, because we're GodModing (duh) superheat the air around the clouds and then inject it with millions of tons of tea packets and then cause the clouds to release their moisture that is now in the form of tea, causing it to litterally rain tea... and all this is done with a pocket super duper ray gun.
I could do that, or I could send toy airplanes, equiped with laser guided tea bombs.
Now the real question, who will take the last donut? :wink:

ME!!!!!!!!

Samtonia, twenty five thousand cherub divisions are at your command, including army, navy, air force, marines, and regular cherubs.

Aircraft flying and cherubsonic speed start striking the evil enemy who's already been smitten, with laser guided tea bombs :P Nice one Zervok.

I summon my cherubs and arm them each with an ion cannon that shoots those very crumpets. Except the crumpets are radioactive! And the cherubs are actually nukes disguised as cherubs! Death to all *puts on impenatrable clothing and hides in impenatrable bunker*

ME!!!!!!!!

Samtonia, twenty five thousand cherub divisions are at your command, including army, navy, air force, marines, and regular cherubs.

Aircraft flying and cherubsonic speed start striking the evil enemy who's already been smitten, with laser guided tea bombs :P Nice one Zervok.
behind you well send an ICBM, full of sugar. They will be so drugged by caffine and sugar.

I summon my cherubs and arm them each with an ion cannon that shoots those very crumpets. Except the crumpets are radioactive! And the cherubs are actually nukes disguised as cherubs! Death to all *puts on impenatrable clothing and hides in impenatrable bunker*
We lost all our crumpets. :cry:
At least the tea is still safe.

You will face the wrath of the sugar and caffine addicts. Our soldiers are hyperactive and never sleep. They will sit on your bunker, singing tea songs till you come out.
OOC:What is a tea song?

Noooooo! Not the crumpets!!!!!
THe hitler clones begin to eat your cherubs, while Zoogie's cherubs, all radiation resistant, fly and eat you. Attack my crumpets will you?

-Goes off into corner and cries about crumpets-

Noooooo! Not the crumpets!!!!!
THe hitler clones begin to eat your cherubs, while Zoogie's cherubs, all radiation resistant, fly and eat you. Attack my crumpets will you?

-Goes off into corner and cries about crumpets-

I must leave this tea party. I give The Zoogie Pople all the powers ofbeing god over tea, sugr, caffine and sacred creme. Use it wisely, its nonfat, but tastes like normal creme. ITS AMAZING.

Ithe meantime the followers of Zervok, have discovered the holy croissant. Only the most worthy may use its powers, which have yet to be determined.

They will sit on your bunker, singing tea songs till you come out.
OOC:What is a tea song?

We must have whatever it is you have been smoking/sniffing/injecting! We sendz a MILLYUN BAJILION teleporting shape-shifting james-bond clones to steal your stash!

Suddenly, an earthquake hits in some large city. Oh no! This is the reason for the supernatural turbulance! It's the RETURN OF GOZER!!!

Choose the form of the destructor! Choose and perish!.... oh god...


its the Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man...

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Ha! you see, to forget All we need is to "Cross The Streams"™ and ZAPPO! No More Mr Marshmallow... (KER-BLAMMMM!!!) Ooops.. Accidently blew up the universe that time :lol:

alright time to call up an invincibl army of undead um... stick figures, yes! uundead stick figures! Their only weakness is umm... hair yes! but of course none of you know this unless you find it out by random chance. yes the undead stick figures begin marching across your lands and raping your dogs and killing your women, bwahahahahahahaha!

alright time to call up an invincibl army of undead um... stick figures, yes! uundead stick figures! Their only weakness is umm... hair yes! but of course none of you know this unless you find it out by random chance. yes the undead stick figures begin marching across your lands and raping your dogs and killing your women, bwahahahahahahaha!

and slowly they're being stalked by my undead army of former members of ZZ Top!

Ahh but your secret army shall never destroy mine once they meet up unless they use hair!!! errr... umm... i didnt say that ok!?!?!?! you didnt here that, they are not vulnerable in any way!

But all your armies are being wasted by my entire fleet of 25,000 Star Destroyers, 5 Super Star Destroyers and 2 Death Stars! Mwahahahahahahaha!!! Never underestimate the power of the Emperor!

ahh but remember, the undead stick peope are invincible, and they can go in space and eat metal

But all your armies are being wasted by my entire fleet of 25,000 Star Destroyers, 5 Super Star Destroyers and 2 Death Stars! Mwahahahahahahaha!!! Never underestimate the power of the Emperor!

ZZ Top has so much hair that it works as an anti plasma shield, therefore not only can you not hurt them, your beams will be deflected back at you and kill you, as well as everyone else in this thread

i win, gg, nextmap

FINALLY! A place where i can be myself witout pplz firin ignoor canons and crap! I n00k ur bich 4$s3s n send my lazer death squad to kill you all 1 pwn ur nations bichz!

Oh yeah? Well, then I unleash the full might of the Force on the undead, completely disintergrating them! Take that, idiots!

Oh yeah? Well, then I unleash the full might of the Force on the undead, completely disintergrating them! Take that, idiots!Nahuh! all my stuff has shields that u cun't hurt!

cant use the force on these undead stick figures, they are immune bwahahaha... oh and:


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My leader iz almighty Jesus in a tank. He kills all ur undead shit!

and be happy i didnt use @d\/aNc3D l33tn355!!! instead of normal l33t

and my undead cant be killed...... they alredy dead......

detonates a Trilithium device and 1 star explodes, taking out the next, then the next, then the next and then the next and it goes on until all the stars are gone



:P

detonates a Trilithium device and 1 star explodes, taking out the next, then the next, then the next and then the next and it goes on until all the stars are gone



:P

But what about the space between stars? Or the space between galaxies, for that matter... no, no- to properly destroy the universe you have to use a Universal Kill-o-matic(c) set to full-kill mode, one of which I happen to have in my backyard.
-Flips switch-


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OOC: Geez, do these type of things really happen? :lol: