NationStates Jolt Archive


Billionth DGNT citizen born!

Dontgonearthere
14-01-2004, 16:39
Today the four billionth citizen of DGNT was born, there is much celebrating and all that, the president has paid a visit to the parents and presented them with a G7,500 check. The wife responded:
"Thats it?"
Later that day she was executed for Being Cheeky to the President.
TheLiberator
14-01-2004, 16:42
Today the one billionth citizen of DGNT was born, there is much celebrating and all that, the president has paid a visit to the parents and presented them with a G7,500 check. The wife responded:
"Thats it?"CONGRADULATIONS!!!! :D *secretly whispers, " soon....soon I SHALL HAVE 1 BILLION AS MY POP!" then realizing he's being looked at, smiles* :lol:
Aust
14-01-2004, 17:06
Congrats. I'm nearing 2 billion. But still you've got a hell of a lot of posts. I will send the famialy £200,000
Five Civilized Nations
14-01-2004, 17:10
Congratulations DGNT, welcome to the billion population club, next stop the 2-billion population club...
James Adams
14-01-2004, 17:14
i passed my billianth while away...

*looks away sadly*
James Adams
14-01-2004, 17:14
i passed my billianth while away...

*looks away sadly*
Dontgonearthere
15-01-2004, 01:28
Thanks all, DGNT is proud to consider itself on the second highest tier of Nations out there.
(Nobody has 3 bil yet, right? 'Cause if they do...*shakes fist* Anyway, I wonder if anybody will get above 999 bil...)
Dontgonearthere
10-01-2005, 04:24
I feel I should BUMP this thread, since my three billion citizen happened a while back :)

NAturally, since I dont want this to be too gravediggy, congratulations may be made :)
Euroslavia
10-01-2005, 04:36
OOC: I looked at this and was like, "There's no way DGNT is at 1 billion, his creation date was similar to mine," then alas, I realized the date of the start of this thread. Don't mind me. :)
Dontgonearthere
10-01-2005, 15:17
Hehe...I wonder if anybody is going to congratulate me for my pop. getting to 1-billion :)
The Silver Turtle
10-01-2005, 15:20
*congratulates*
Of course, I just passed four billion...
Kingsey
10-01-2005, 15:22
I need to know, is the population always go up 1 million every day?
Momanguise
10-01-2005, 15:32
Depends on the age of your nation, mine gains 5-6 million a day.

Anyway, congratulations on your, um, billioneth citizen. HAH I R LARGER THAN J00!

*reads whole thread*

Bummer.
Dontgonearthere
11-01-2005, 15:19
*congratulates*
Of course, I just passed four billion...
*hurts ToS*
Bastard :P
*Puts bandaide on ToS*
Okay, now go beat Momanguise up :P
Momanguise
11-01-2005, 16:10
Eh? What? Oh, it's only The Silver Turtle.

I could take him anyday.
Dontgonearthere
12-01-2005, 02:35
*loans ToS a few Dessicators, a Piledriver and six Liquid-Metal Gnomes*
Waylend
12-01-2005, 02:47
I'm pretty sure I reached 1 billion before you. Hee hee
Dontgonearthere
20-06-2005, 01:25
Ill bump this up again for my 4 billionth citizen ^_^
*sigh*
Perhaps I should get back into DGNT...pwning people with massive FT armies was fun...
Dontgonearthere
20-06-2005, 02:00
Gee, I feel loved :P
Its going to be a real pain to add everybody who doesnt post to my 'kill' list :D
Spooty
20-06-2005, 02:01
congratulations, please dont kill me
Dontgonearthere
20-06-2005, 02:03
*Crossess Spooty out*
Goodbye.
*shoots*
:p
Spooty
20-06-2005, 02:04
yeah thats right kill the clown first
Dontgonearthere
20-06-2005, 02:13
Mime, actually ;)
Emporer Pudu
20-06-2005, 02:15
congratulations, alas I am only at 1.5 billion...
Spooty
20-06-2005, 02:16
how dare you! i am a respected Clown :D , i take being called a mime an insult, but then who doesn't? :confused:
Dontgonearthere
20-06-2005, 02:23
how dare you! i am a respected Clown :D , i take being called a mime an insult, but then who doesn't? :confused:
The ones being hung upside down in the scorpion pit until they ask to be let out.

Thanks EP :)
Ald Rhun
20-06-2005, 04:52
Bah! The ONLY punishment for mimes is to be locked in the scorpion pit with a sign saying LEARN THE WORDS on the wall.
An embassy for the first nation who identifies the source (like that'll take long).

DGNT: MAKE MY DAMN SF!!!
Dontgonearthere
19-09-2006, 20:00
And here we have my 6.8th billionth citizen. Im nearly at seven billion!

Wow...this is really from back in the day. Good times, good times. Back when people cared about population >_>

I hereby declare a national orgy party in Dontgonearthere!
WOO!
Herastall
19-09-2006, 20:09
oooh orgy party, always good! i dont suppose the chances of a poor, small, 500 million population nation (heh that rymes... population nation) will get a invite? (writing in gold pen preferably... and signed with blood... the blood of slaves...)
Dontgonearthere
19-09-2006, 20:24
DGNT citizens only. I want to increase MY population :P
Spooty
19-09-2006, 20:51
If only I allowed Orgies in Spooty I would have beaten you years ago...:p
Romanar
19-09-2006, 21:15
DGNT citizens only. I want to increase MY population :P

YOU don't need to increase your population! :p I thought I was doing good to get above 1 billion.
Dweladelfia prime
19-09-2006, 21:18
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