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Congress votes on whether to allow 'freedom fighters'

14-01-2004, 14:49
Non-Governmental Military Organizations Act (NGMOA)

A bill that would permit the existence of self-described 'international freedom fighter' groups is scheduled for a vote in front of the Senate today.

The bill has been a strong source of controversy for President Mitchell, who met with retired General Alan Keyes yesterday to have talks on the matter. The President has been an outspoken proponent of the bill.

General Keyes, who led the Microstates militias to victory against the Red Fist during the War of Realization and was one of the signers of the Federal Constitution, has argued that the Act, which would allow for international military intervention by private Microstates citizens, could in the long run serve to keep the government's focus off of international affairs and on the national defense. The bill would permit groups to fight in international wars after they've registered with the federal government, but would waive the government the responsibility of defending those citizens involved.

The bill has come under fire from Liberal Democrats as well as a vocal minority of Republicans lead by Senator Bat Puchanan of Microlina.

It's absurd to think that the Act would "keep us out of foreign entanglements," said Puchanan. "Look, as soon as we let a bunch of A-Team wannabes go overseas somewhere and fight, those people are going to look at us and accuse us for allowing them to enter the fight. This is a dangerous thing we're getting into here."

Liberal Democrat Senate Minority Leader Joseph Stalin has lead his party in objecting to the bill, albeit on different grounds. "This is an attempt by the hard right-wing to ignore this nation's duty to the world community," Stalin contended this morning. "Instead of a bill allowing these people to run around the world aiding repressive governments against the foreign working people, it should be the duty of this nation's military to go overseas to fight for those working people."

"That's not at all what the bill calls for," responded General Keyes. "What this would do is acknowledge the private citizen's right to freedom of association. No one here is going to be going around the world oppressing anyone. This bill prevents that by requiring freedom fighters such as my Keyesters to register beforehand and to declare their intentions."

The Keyesters are a group of former members of the military-turned-'freedom fighters' under the leadership of General Keyes. Keyes and his group were instrumental in getting the bill introduced.

The Act would abstain the federal government of all responsibility in defending the 'freedom fighters' while requiring that the fighters observe certain standards of conduct, including not targeting civilians and treating prisoners humanely. In addition, the fighters would not be able to use the United Microstates as a base of operations and would have to carry out all fighting overseas.

If the bill passes the Senate it will move to the House of Representatives tomorrow.
imported_Buckaro
14-01-2004, 14:51
itl backfire, unless you want civil war...
14-01-2004, 15:03
Senate Vote Results

N. BONAPARTE (ind.) Micronois: YES
N. BOORTZ (R) Microsota: YES
L. CALRISSIAN (R) Microlina: YES
N. CAVUTO (R) Microvania: NO
C. COLSON (R) Microvania: YES
J. GALT (R) Microsota: YES
V. DAVIS HANSON (R) Microzona: YES
M. DRUDGE (R) Microzona: NO
M. KELLY (R) Microhoma: YES
C. KRAUTHAMMER (R) Micronois: YES
R. LIMBAUGH (R) Microfornia: YES
V. MCMAHON (LD) Microgan: NO
R. MINITER (R) Microhoma: YES
R. MURDOCH (R) Microgan: YES
B. PUCHANAN (R) Microlina: NO
D. RATHER (LD) Micro Island: NO
O. SIMPSON (LD) Microfornia: YES
J. STALIN (LD) Micro Island: NO

YES - 12

NO - 6

Bill passes Senate for a House vote tomorrow.
15-01-2004, 10:21
Non-Governmental Military Organizations Act (NGMOA) reaches House

Self-described 'freedom fighter' groups are celebrating after the NGMOA bill passed through the Senate by a 2-to-1 margin yesterday.

"Hell, I c'n almust taste it now," said Sgt. Nick Fury, leader of the Howling Commandos group. "First thing we'll do is join up with s'm them international anti-terr'ist groups."

If the bill passes the House vote today, that is. Outspoken critic of the bill, Republican isolationist Senator Bat Puchanan, has been in contact with House members all night hoping to convince them to vote against the bill when it comes to the floor today.

"Look, we've got to stop this thing dead in its tracks," said Puchanan. "We can't let our citizens go overseas and get involved in other people's fights. If we do, eventually we're going to be blamed for it and the problem will be brought to our shores. And this is a republic, not an empire!"

"Gimme a break," responded Sgt. Fury as he chomped a cigar. "Them cream puffs bring their wars over here 'n I'll woop 'eir tails m'self."

Speaking to the media after the vote, Liberal Democrats Senator Joseph Stalin and Representative Che Gueverra, both of Micro Island, denounced the bill. Said Stalin, "These bourgeoisie Republican swine have gone too far. This bill will allow corporate mercenaries to go to foreign lands to oppress their working classes! Now is the time for all Comm- er, I mean, Liberal Democrats to unite! If it is a vote of annihilation they want, it is a vote of annihilation they will receive!"

"That's what I hate 'bout them damn Commies," Sgt. Fury later replied. "Sumbitches don't know squat!"

For now, cutting through the tough rhetoric to discern the pros and cons of allowing private citizens to go overseas to fight wars on their own behalf appears difficult. The House vote, scheduled to take place within hours, could go either way.
15-01-2004, 10:53
House Vote Results

E. ALTERMAN (LD) Microfornia: NO
J. ANGLE (R) Microlina: YES
Y. ARAFAT (LD) Microgan: NO
E. ASNER (LD) Microzona: NO
K. BLANKENSHIP (R) Micronois: NO
B. BOZELL (R) Microsota: YES
W. BUCKLEY (R) Microhoma: YES
E. BUNNY (ind.) Microlina: YES
H. CARREY (R) Microgan: NO
J. CARTER (LD) Microgan: NO
N. CHAMBERLAIN (LD): NO
M. CHAREN (R) Microhoma: YES
N. CHOMSKY (LD) Micro Island: NO
W. CHURCHILL (R) Microgan: YES
S. CLAUS (ind.) Microgan: YES
C. COLSON JR. (R) Micronois: NO
A. COULTER (R) Microzona: YES
L. DHUE (R) Microsota: YES
L. ELDER (R) Microfornia: YES
M. FUMENTO (R) Microzona: YES
E. GONZALEZ (R) Micro Island: YES
C. GUEVERRA (LD) Micro Island: NO
S. HANNITY (R) Microfornia: YES
J. HELMS (R) Microlina: YES
D. HOROWITZ (R) Micronois: YES
L. INGRAHAM (R) Microlina: YES
R. LOWRY (R) Microsota: YES
N. MAINES (LD) Microfornia: NO
M. MALKIN (R) Microhoma: YES
D. MILLER (R) Microgan: NO
B. MUSSOLINI (LD) Microvania: YES
R. NOVAK (R) Micronois: NO
B. O'REILLY (ind.) Micronois: YES
L. ORGANA (R) Microgan: YES
ROBOCOP (R) Microgan: YES
J. ROSS (R) Microhoma: NO
E. SCHULTZ (LD) Microfornia: NO
C. THOMAS (R) Micronois: YES
J. TITO (LD) Microfornia: NO
TOURIST GUY (R) Microhoma: NO
G. WASHINGTON IX (R) Microgan: YES

YES - 24

NO - 17

Bill passes House of Representatives for the President's desk tomorrow.
16-01-2004, 08:18
"President Cornwell Mitchell III today signed into action the controversial Non-Governmental Military Organizations Act. The Act permits 'freedom fighter'-type units to register with the government in order to..."

Sgt. Nick Fury switched off the TV and turned to face the room full of grizzled military vets sitting in rows of chairs behind him.

"Hot dog!" Fury exclaimed, shaking his fist with delight while chomping on his trademark cigar. "It's time to go crack some skulls! Who's with me?"

At that, the room full of ruffians exploded with loud cheers and yelps, all of them overwhelmed at the thought of finally getting back into action after all those years. Nearly all of them had served in the Microstates military during the War of Realization, when the microstates came together to defeat the Red Fist terror group and to unite as a single nation; since then, most had either reached a formal retirement or left the military out of the boredom of the Federation government's isolationist policies.

Fury grinned and gritted his teeth, eyeing the bastion of roughnecks he had hand-picked to be the core of his group of his Howling Commandos.

"So who's it gonna be first? How about we go mop up some o' them stinkin' terr'rist-types?"

The boys jumped out of their chairs, shouting from excitement at the very thought of doing what Fury suggested...

"Howsabout we go 'n beat on some o' them stinkin' Commies?!"

The guys got even rougher and louder, barking with joy while throwing their folding chairs around and jumping in the air.

"Hey, whatwasaname o' them stinkin' buncha dick-taters over 'ere? GODAD? GONAD? GOSLAPYERDINGDONG? Who here thinks we can woop all 'eir stinkin' butts by ourselves?"

At this point, his group of Howling Commandos looked like an affable mosh pit of camaraderie, so overjoyed were they at the propect of getting out of the United Microstates and going overseas to topple some dictators or blow up some terrorists.

"Alright, alright! I know yer's eager 's I am!" Fury said, swaying back and forth in order to miss a couple of flying chairs.

"Well, I guess we oughta look inta who out there's in needuva woopin' then," Fury muttered to himself, knowing the Commandos wouldn't be able to hear over themselves. The old sarge switched the TV back on to the news, which was showing footage of recent terrorist attacks perpetrated by the GLA.

"Hey ya clowns! Looks like I found us a target!"

The boys paid him no attention. They were still jumping around, slamming into one another, and screaming at the top of their lungs...

"HEY! SHUTTUP FER A SEC 'ND GITTA LOADA THIS" Fury shouted, his hands cupped on the sides of his mouth. But it was no use, as the boys were still going crazy behind him.

"Aw, buncha friggin hooligans..." Fury said, pulling a gun from the holster on his right thigh and aiming high...

BLAM!!!!

The sound of Fury's gun firing finally got his Howling Commandos to stop slamming into one another long enough to listen.

He turned up the volume on the TV set loud enough for everyone to hear. An anchorwoman continued speaking...

"...until finally an ultimatum was served today. In a formal announcement, Credonian President Kaimoni A. Sutton demanded (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=115456) that Guerrillistan either turn over all terrorists within their borders or face an invasion..."

Sgt. Fury turned off the TV and turned back to his Howling Commandos. He stood for a while, stroking the five o' clock shadow on his chin and thinking hard about what he'd just heard. "Y'know, the Prez is always d'nouncin' them terro-rats... what was th' name o' that country the broad was yammerin' about, again? The one makin' all th' ultimatums?"

"Credonia!" shouted one of the boys, plaster still falling on his head from the new hole in the ceiling.

"That's it, Credonyuh!" Fury took the cigar out of his mouth and grabbed the cell phone from the breast pocket of his uniform. The guys, their eyes wide open like little children on Christmas morning, looked on as their fearless leader dialed the phone.

"Hey lady, gimme th' number fer CREDONYUH! They sound like they could use some help from th' HOWLIN' COMMANDOS!!!"

And with that, the group of ruffians again exploded with joy, nearly tearing down the walls around them...