NationStates Jolt Archive

Today, an apartment was raided by the National Security Agency officials. Inside was Jonavon Ronsfeld, a terrorist suspect. He is believed to be planning attacks on several key political targets inside the Austar Union capital of Anatoba. He was arrested, and has been transported to the Maximum Security Holding cell, while the government decides what to do with him. Under national law, he can be held for 62 hrs before a desision is reached.

It is believed that two cell guards have beat Mr. Ronsfeld while transporting him, and an enquiry is being launched. In the meantime, the cell guards have been suspended, as any form of torture is illegal in the Austar Union.

Here is a picture of the suspect:

http://www.notzen.com/andrew/terrorist.jpg

Here is a picture of his arrest:

http://crimprev.harbour.com/growbusters-pics/images/arrest.jpg

He was staying in one of these apartments:

http://www.rjamesproperties.com/images/WH_300.jpg

The suspect is believed to have links with several terror groups, including the group known as GLA Terrorists.

UPDATED with pics...

News UPDATE:

After a NSA enquiry into Mr. Jonavon Ronsfeld, it was discovered that he had been living illegally in the Austar Union for 4 yrs, and 7 months. It is still unknown whether terrorist attacks had been planned, but several locations have been named as possible targets.

NBC News: NEWSFLASH!

This is a warning to all citizens of the Austar Union! During Mr. Jonavon Ronsfeld's transportation to the Supreme Court, the suspect has broken out and escaped from the transport car, with the aid of an unknown man. They both escaped in this car:

http://www.results.gov/images/car.gif

It is unknown of their current location, and NSA agents are scoring the nation for Mr. Ronsfeld.
Warning: He may be armed, and he is highly dangerous. We advise you do not approach this man.

Hmm...this is very interesting, comrade. Vould you mind if we used ze picture of ze criminal und utilize him as our new "Comrade Frankfurter?" Ever since the original "comrade frankfurter," famed actor of the Delicious Frankfurters Hot Dogs commercials, retired, our marketing campaign has been at a slump. Your criminal seems to be the perfect candidate. Let me give you a little outline of ze intricate commercials:

NARRATOR: "guten tag, comrade frankfurter."

*comrade frankfurter silently eats hot dog.*

THE END

I know, I know, it is very, very complicated to make such commercials, but we know it's all worth it. So, mein comrade, what do you say?

Frederic Worlichtmann,

Director of Advertising

TO: Delicious Frankfurters
FROM: National Department of Foriegn Affairs

We are appalled that you would request the use of any terrorist in your advertising campaign, and we would like to deny you the use of Mr. Jonavon Ronsfeld in your advertising campaign.

FROM THE NATIONAL SECURITY AGENCY

It is still uncomfirmed, but we have found that Mr. Jonavon Ronsfeld has previously had training from terrorist groups in Somalia including the GLA.

It is also believed that he has had several travels in Guerrillistan over the past few months. It is believed that he knows several terrorist tactics, and while the suspect is on the loose, he is a danger to national security.