NationStates Jolt Archive


War

14-01-2004, 04:29
I decalre war now on Llama-Anarchists for the 20 feet landlocking us.
A Few Rich People
14-01-2004, 04:30
:?:

(Give better reasons than that!)
14-01-2004, 04:39
This may seem like twenty feet, but it is really the souls of all die-hard frolickers! I foyu wish to surrender, do so now. Otherwise, we will frolic across your borders and trample your soldiers by the thousands...But we'll keep the llamas. :!: :twisted:
14-01-2004, 04:44
How about I just take over you both, and settle it that way?
14-01-2004, 04:44
On the contrary we will frolic across you. We WILL take by force the 20 feet. If that does not work, we will KILL the llamas and eat them. Mwhahahha :twisted: Never shall we surender........
14-01-2004, 04:48
Okay, first of all, I know you wouldn't eat llamas...lol. #2- No.
I'll make a deal with you. You can have that twenty feet if you change your national animal, currency, and admit that Kendra is smarter than you. :twisted: And if you don't...We will teel Tara that you like her....lol...hehehe...cackle....HA!
14-01-2004, 04:55
How about this. I will agree to become one nation with you to end this war. All you have to do is say I am great because I ended it. :D
14-01-2004, 04:56
OOC: Oh God. I've found Newbland.
IC: I'm still offering to take you two over. It'd be so much easier for all of us if I did.
14-01-2004, 04:58
I will not say that you are great. You are not great. You are not good. You are not even remotely okay. If we join forces, we will be the Uber-Llama Liberation front. We will send telegrams to countries, and get word out on the boards. We will force them to hand over their llamas, and set them free...OH! And garden gnomes too. :P
14-01-2004, 04:58
I will not say that you are great. You are not great. You are not good. You are not even remotely okay. If we join forces, we will be the Uber-Llama Liberation front. We will send telegrams to countries, and get word out on the boards. We will force them to hand over their llamas, and set them free...OH! And garden gnomes too. :P
14-01-2004, 05:00
I give up. Go ahead. Eat each other alive. You may take our llamas, but you'll never take our freeeeeeeeeeeddddddddddoooooooooommmmmmm!

Strike that. You'll never take our llamas, either.
Dreamweaver
14-01-2004, 05:01
OOC: Oh God. I've found Newbland.
IC: I'm still offering to take you two over. It'd be so much easier for all of us if I did.

OOC: Get some moderators in here and delete this whole silly thread. Then assign somebody who knows what they're doing to, um, "educate" these two how to RP correctly!
14-01-2004, 05:03
Dreamweaver's right. Do us all a favor and come to the Gameplay section. Or check out the stickies. Or something! Please! This is getting sad.
14-01-2004, 05:03
Ahhh but we will take the Llamas and Garden Gnomes too. Our countries together can and will free your llamas......and garden gnomes............
14-01-2004, 05:04
But you did not need to come in on this. This was something between the nethers and the Anarchists. You have no right to complain when you stepped in by yourself.
14-01-2004, 05:05
Dreamweaver, me and Nether Llamas are friends...talking about our countries. We have known eachother since second grade. :P I thought of the name of his country...we are joking around...lol. Sorry if you had nothing to do but correct a friendly conversation...*shameonyou*
Dreamweaver
14-01-2004, 05:06
Hey, you two! Enough with the peace pipe! "Puff, puff, pass"! that's the rule!
14-01-2004, 05:06
I'm mostly just joking myself, anyway. Its just...well...more than a little silly. Especially since its one of the first threads I could see when I opened the forum.
14-01-2004, 05:07
Cratership, if you think this is sad and stupid, leave! Nobody's stopping you. The door's right ther if you wanna go...*buhbye now*
14-01-2004, 05:08
I'm just gonna sit here and see what happens................
14-01-2004, 05:11
Welcome to the international confederation of uber-llamas. Todays topic- Garden Gnomes. This is a growing problem that needs to be addressed. Many gardens are so overrun with gnomes that they are gnawing on the llama's ankles to get room. I propose a spay and neuter gnome act. All in favor say aye!

*Notice my professionalness*
14-01-2004, 05:15
AYE!!!!!!!!
Roseway
14-01-2004, 05:44
Aye... but you know that if this is passed there will be a gnome revolt, right?

((OOC: Shame on the "big" nations [why, when I originally got here they weren't even conceived yet!] pushing around the little ones. N00bs have:
-worse spelling and grammar
-preposterous, not weird, ideas
-names a lot dumber than these
-a lot of the qualities found in Cratership))