The republic of Madeds has been attacked due to threats received from the government of Foul Mouth regarding hippie bombs, Madeds planned to allie with Foul Mouth starting on Vroshnak and moving on to other nations in the Anti-capitalist alliance
Vroshnak struck at 09:46 placing 50,000 explosive underpants and 50,000 packs of cyanide cigarretes into Madeds Shops and economy further engagement will be notified
casualities have yet to be notified
The cruisers USSRS Brechnev and Kirov, accompanied by the carrier USSRS Petre and the submarine USSRDSV Xavier with their support ship USSRS Red Star which, is itself escourted by the destroyer USSRS Potempkin have departed our waters to 'patrol' The Eastern Pacific and the waters surrounding the nation of Madeds. The fleet is armed with the latest low yield nuclear tipped short range missiles. They shall comitt no act of aggression unless provoked, their role is to ensure stability and continued peace in the area.
The Peoples Republic of Skarsgrad has closed its borders to all except trade and essential transport, the borders and coastline of our nation is currently being fortified against any action taken against subversive nations. Bunkers, shelters and early warning systems are also being installed throughout our towns and cities, these are but precautionary measures taken due to the turbulent world in which we live.
woa slow down already captured my friend
woa slow down already captured my friend