NationStates Jolt Archive

As we have no choice, our Treasury is dangerously low and we must have a steady income. Therefore, we will incourage hashish production in our country until our treasury is balanced.

I do not recommend that you do that. Columbia was in a similar situation, and turned to drug production. It got so big and powerful that the Columbian Government lost control over the industry, and now is is civil war, the factions competing for the drug fields.

I will pledge you $1 Billion in aid if you stay out of the drug industry.

I'm sorry, but we need much more money. Thank you anyway...

If you want I will send in a few of our top financial advisors to help recover your nations economy. They already know how you could recover your economy without needing drug industrys

How much can they recover in how much amount of time?

They can recover your entire economy within 12 months. The method is not exactly popular. It will mean your citizens will have to suffer a small amount of poverty, but we will provide aid to look after your citizens during the next 12 months.

Alright.. but I've made $8 million in hash and I'm not giving it up.

They will arrive in 2 NS hours. (2 RL Seconds)

2 hours later...

The plane touches down at TBD International Airport. Mr. Pezzerly steps out escorted by a convoy of security.

"Hmmm, where are TBD Officials. Damn this place is damaged!"

Thank you. So how much $$$? I have to owe you something... and how much will these advisors make me?

Thank you. So how much $$$? I have to owe you something... and how much will these advisors make me?

They wont make you money, they will give you a more stable economy. No money is nesassary. It is our duty as a wealthy nation to help others.

Cool, thank you.

2 hours later...

The plane touches down at TBD International Airport. Mr. Pezzerly steps out escorted by a convoy of security.

"Hmmm, where are TBD Officials. Damn this place is damaged!"

Continue Roleplaying...

"Wow, it is amazing how damaged this place is..." Says Mr Pezzerly.
"Well, they WERE hit with nuclear devestation sir..." replies one of his bodyguards.
"Are they gonna meet us or what?" wondered Mr Pezzerly

if ur goin into hash prodution we will by a monthly sum of 80,000Kg we will offer 200Cr (600USD) per Kg

Rgr that!

RP:

The officials rush in.

Queen Romalia: Sorry we're late.
OOC: Sry, not in an RP mood... :(

"Hello, I am Mr. Pezzerly," he says extending his hand, "I am the financial advisor from the Austar Union. I am glad to be working with you your royal highness. Can we begin straight away?"

Suddenly, a shot rings out. The Queen, with Mr. Pezzerly still shaking her hand, fell down into the hot desert sand.

"MY GOD! SHE'S SHOT!" screamed a Burnsian officer.

Mr. Pezzerly: I want full teams scouting the area. If you see any movement at all, yell and start shooting.

Paramedic: She's got a pulse. A weak one, but she's alive. Get her into the ambulance!

http://www.the-caa.org/ambulance.jpg

Queen: What... hit... me...?

Paramedic: Don't move, ma'am. You need rest.

LATER

The Queen lays in an intensive care bed set up in a GreenHome hospital.

Doctor: She looks like she's gunna be fine.

Officer: Good. I would hate to lose the queen.

Doctor: She needs rest.

Officer: Thats what they all say...

As we have no choice, our Treasury is dangerously low and we must have a steady income. Therefore, we will incourage hashish production in our country until our treasury is balanced.

You should really seek a loan rather than encourage this.

In your War Thread we are giving Half a Billion in Aid to your Nation.. So that should help things a bit!

Mr. Pezzerly walks into the ward-room where the Queen is accopanied by TBD security, "Are you alright? Crap, we need tighter security around here! Well, all you need to do is to put me in charge of your national finances and I can work my magic..."

Mr. Pezzerly walks into the ward-room where the Queen is accopanied by TBD security, "Are you alright? Crap, we need tighter security around here! Well, all you need to do is to put me in charge of your national finances and I can work my magic..."

We are kind of in a... paraniod state. So we're not gunna give ALL of our finances....

OK, let us make desioins then, but make things so that you have to agree.

Ok, that sounds good.

Step One:

Get out huge (as in massive) loans from international institutions in your currency (burns). This money will be used to rebuild your nation. You may not get loans from us.

Ugh, I have bad experiances with loans... ok. Go ahead.

You will have to RP that in International Incidents. I will take you step by step. Dont worry, these loans are completly safe.

Our nation will donate $1 billion to TBD for reconstruction. This is not a loan, no need to repay. Our peacekeeping and aid forces are assembeling and will be departing for your nation shortly. The General in charge of the force will act as a delegate from my nation.

No aid donations will be nessasary. Thanks anyway...

Ugh, I have bad experiances with loans... ok. Go ahead.

I cant talk for much longer, I will take you through tomorrow. Get the loans between now and then...

A very tired looking bishop Vanderlin, escorted by 2 burnsian partisans and 2 of redhawks peacekeepers, enters queen Romalia's room, takes a bow, and then moves closer to the bed.

"I regret having to disturb you dear child, but several important matters have to be brought to your attention. First of all, we've heard of efforts being made to rebuild your economy. Kind as that is, it's virtually imposssible to do, with all of your people either in the military service, or harvesting hash. But we may have a solution.

I represent all the Arilan volunteers, who have finished the last of the burials. Some of them are ready to go home, yet others, through the horrors they've witnessed here, feel either connected to this country, or fear to go back to a beautifull place again.

These 5000 men and women come randomly from all classes of our society. As they have a wide array of jobs and experience, they would be able to start up an economyunder the guidance of the Austar Union, if you were to make them citizens of The Burnsian Desert, doubling your people's number."

The greying bisshop sighs..." I will stay with them, if you allow it. Our countries ways somewhat alike, and I will be attending to their spiritual needs."

"Now on to my other news. At the time of the shooting, there were also several shooting incidents in your hash plantations, and some of the fields were set afire. A quick investigation by Arilan's limited intelligence network reveiled only that another hash producing country was behind the attacks, not liking the competition. Our informant was unfortunately shot before he could disclose the name of this country.

Arilan society frowned upon the cultivation of drugs for profit, however, seeing how hard you were hit, it was understandable. In the light of this discoery however, it might be better if you stop producing drugs entirely?

I will leave you to ponder about you decisions. Truth be told, I need some rest myself. Get well soon my child."

The bishop leaves for the door, where the escort surrounds him again. "And may the Creators blessings be upon you"

The door falls shut

Mr. Pezzerly stood there dumbfounded, "Where the hell did they come from? Your Royal Highness, with all due respect, I think you should disgard his comments. My methods have been tested and proven. Almost overnight, it has made a nation's economy completly stable."

A very tired looking bishop Vanderlin, escorted by 2 burnsian partisans and 2 of redhawks peacekeepers, enters queen Romalia's room, takes a bow, and then moves closer to the bed.

"I regret having to disturb you dear child, but several important matters have to be brought to your attention. First of all, we've heard of efforts being made to rebuild your economy. Kind as that is, it's virtually imposssible to do, with all of your people either in the military service, or harvesting hash. But we may have a solution.

I represent all the Arilan volunteers, who have finished the last of the burials. Some of them are ready to go home, yet others, through the horrors they've witnessed here, feel either connected to this country, or fear to go back to a beautifull place again.

These 5000 men and women come randomly from all classes of our society. As they have a wide array of jobs and experience, they would be able to start up an economyunder the guidance of the Austar Union, if you were to make them citizens of The Burnsian Desert, doubling your people's number."

The greying bisshop sighs..." I will stay with them, if you allow it. Our countries ways somewhat alike, and I will be attending to their spiritual needs."

"Now on to my other news. At the time of the shooting, there were also several shooting incidents in your hash plantations, and some of the fields were set afire. A quick investigation by Arilan's limited intelligence network reveiled only that another hash producing country was behind the attacks, not liking the competition. Our informant was unfortunately shot before he could disclose the name of this country.

Arilan society frowned upon the cultivation of drugs for profit, however, seeing how hard you were hit, it was understandable. In the light of this discoery however, it might be better if you stop producing drugs entirely?

I will leave you to ponder about you decisions. Truth be told, I need some rest myself. Get well soon my child."

The bishop leaves for the door, where the escort surrounds him again. "And may the Creators blessings be upon you"

The door falls shut

Arila, you are truly a blessing to this world.

Mr. Pezzerly still stands there, "Your Royal Highness, with due respect, how long are you going to wait before you follow my simple steps to your nation's stability? Your citizens are suffering, how much must they suffer any more?"

A man in a simple suit knocks on the door. It was less of a suit, and more of a pair of kahkis, a navy blazer, and a black polo shirt. He peaks his head in, and steps in. He hands Pezzerly a buisness card, and then one to the queen. He pauses briefly, then speaks.

"My Name is Alec Glen, and I represent an organization known simply as The Corporation. You may or may not have heard of it, but regardless, I assure you that we are the best at what we do. The Corporation is made up of three bodies. The Associates, The Firm, and The Department, each with its own set of tasks."

He set down his brief case, and continued speaking. "It has come to the attention of our CEO, Director Sam Byrnes, that your nation is in dire need of economic assistance and," he looked at the queen sitting on the bed, "security. The Corporation can offer both of those things, and more. Should you accept our offer, we will began an imidiate process to rebuild your economy, change and upgrade your security, and in all, make TBD an even better land."

He looked at Pezzerly, suppressed one of those 'its fun time' grins, and continued. "There will be no need for you to purchase any pesky loans, no need to repay anyone for borrowing, no need to wait for effects to take place. In under a month, well, four weeks to be exact, your government will be stronger economically. The cost will be minimal, and can be worked out later on."

Glen bent over to his suitcase, and removed a small stack, four pages, of paper, all pretyped and edited, and typed again. He removed a fancy pen from inside his blazer, and held it on top of the paper. "With your dignature, changes will start instantly."

Queen Romalia: I don't want to get involved in any 'oh we're soooo 1337 secret orginizationz' right now.

Our Treasury is overflowing, and our Econamy is reasonalble. As for defince... (I love doing this *flips her hair*)

LAND

Partisans (3,500 men) – Pitchfork, RPG, Ak-47 Equipped
1st Royal Tank Division (100 men, 20 tanks) – Challanger II Equipped
2nd Royal Artillary Division (40 men, 5 Pieces) – Paladin Equipped
3rd Royal Tank Division (100 men, 20 tanks) – M1A2 Abrams Equipped
4th Royal Tank Division (100 men, 20 tanks) – M1A2 Abrams Equipped
5th Royal Urban Division (500 men) – RPG, Skorpion, Stinger, M1 Bradley, Blackhawk Equipped
6th Royal Urban Division (500 men) – RPG, Skorpion, Stinger, M1 Bradley, Blackhawk Equipped
7th Royal Infantry Brigade (1,000 men) – RPG, Ak-47 Equipped
8th Royal MP Division (800 men) – M-9 Baretta Equipped
9th Royal MP Division (800 men) – M-9 Baretta Equipped
10th Urban Tactics Squad (6 men) – CAR-15 Equipped
11th Urban Tactics Squad (6 men) – CAR-15 Equipped
12th Urban Tactics Squad (6 men) – CAR-15 Equipped
13th Royal Infantry Brigade (1,000 men) – RPG, Ak-47 Equipped
14th Royal Infantry Brigade (1,000 men) – RPG, M-16 Equipped
15th Royal Infantry Brigade (1,000 men) – RPG, M-16 Equipped
16th Royal Infantry Brigade (1,000 men) – RPG, M-16 Equipped
17th Royal Tank Division (100 men, 20 tanks) – Challanger II Equipped
18th Royal Tank Division (100 men, 20 tanks) – Challanger II Equipped
19th Royal Tank Division (100 men, 20 tanks) – Challanger II Equipped

SEA

1st Royal Fleet (3 Boats) – OSA Equipped
2nd Royal Fleet (5 Boats) – OSA, Type-45 Stealth Distroyer Equipped
3rd Royal Fleet (5 Boats) – OSA, Type-45 Stealth Distroyer Equipped
4th Royal Carrier Battle Group – OSA, Nimitz, Type-45 Stealth Distroyer, 688(I) Equipped
5th Royal Carrier Battle Group – OSA, Nimitz, Type-45 Stealth Distroyer, 688(I) Equipped

AIR

1st Royal Air Wing (5 aircraft, 10 men) – F-14 Equipped
2nd Royal Air Wing (5 aircraft, 10 men) – F-14 Equipped
3rd Royal Air Wing (5 aircraft, 10 men) – F-14 Equipped
4th Royal Air Wing (5 aircraft, 10 men) – F-14 Equipped
5th Royal Bomber Squadron, (3 Aircraft, 15 men) – B-52 Equipped
6th Royal Bomber Squadron, (3 Aircraft, 15 men) – B-52 Equipped
7th Royal Bomber Squadron, (3 Aircraft, 15 men) – B-52 Equipped
8th Royal Bomber Squadron, (3 Aircraft, 15 men) – B-52 Equipped
9th Royal RC Wing (10,000 Aircraft) - F-4596 Sharkzor'd Equipped
10th Royal Air Recon Group (2 Aircraft) – EWACS Equipped


SPACE

1st Royal Space Fleet (11 Starships) – Bumblebee, Gnat Equipped
2nd Royal Space Fleet (11 Starships) – Bumblebee, Gnat Equipped
3rd Royal Space Fleet (11 Starships) – Bumblebee, Gnat Equipped
4th Missile Fleet (5 Starships) – SMLP (Space Missile Launch Platform), Hornet Equipped

That's pur security force, paid for by $ amends by TROUSRS.

Mr. Pezzerly stands there, starting to get annoyed. He barges past the buisinessman, lightly shoving him aside,

"Your Royal Highness, my method is proven to work. Why, Hitler used this method when the great hyper-inflation hit Germany before WW2. This buisinessman only wants your money for his own greedy motives. If you are worried about taking loans then put them in my name personally, and I will give you the money as a friggen gift. If you followmy steps, you wont have to worry about re-payments, because when you follow my steps, I can pay them back myself. Geez, with respect your highness, get this knucklehead outta here, and lock the friggen door! Now, just follow my step one, PLEASE!"

Queen Romalia: Okay, Mr. Pezzerly. I just don't want to take loans myself. You do them for me. Guards! Escort Mr. Glen to the hospital door. Thank you.

*After Mr. Glen leaves*

Burnsian Security Chief: I want a full contingent of guards on this place.
The whole 9 yards, including the 8th Royal MP Division and the 1st and second Royal Air Wing over this place every 5 minutes. I don't like Suits.

Burnsian Guard: As you command, sir.

Glen smiled pleasently. "If you so wish, I can explain The Corporation. It keeps no secrets, and all its doings are available for public viewing. I mearly left out the explanation in order to save time. And, with all due respect," he looked at the queen, "your security force didn't seem to help out earlier today. Else wise you wouldn't be in a hospital bed. And no offense, but your entire land based armed forces is about the size of a singal Imitoran devison. Although that is not the matter. I do not represent the Imitoran government, I represent The Corporation. I will explain our doings if you wish, and if you do not, then I will not."

He paused. "Further, to our knowledge, if your economy was strong, and your treasury overflowing, then you wouldn't need advisors to assist you in the saving of your economy nor would you need to began hash production in order to bring in a higher revenue"

Queen Romalia: Okay, Mr. Pezzerly. I just don't want to take loans myself. You do them for me. Guards! Escort Mr. Glen to the hospital door. Thank you.

*After Mr. Glen leaves*

Burnsian Security Chief: I want a full contingent of guards on this place.
The whole 9 yards, including the 8th Royal MP Division and the 1st and second Royal Air Wing over this place every 5 minutes. I don't like Suits.

Burnsian Guard: As you command, sir.

Mr. Pezzerly smiled warmly, "So, are you putting me in charge of your national treasury? Do you give me permission to recieve loans on the behalf of your flag?"

Queen Romalia: Yeah, but don't blow it or there will be... consequences...

Mr. Pezzerly smiled again, "I give my humblest thanks for your trust.

Now, I have to ask you a few quick questions before proceeding.

1) What is your exchange rate to the US$?
2) How much money do you need to repair your nation, and make it look beautiful? (in your currency?)"

1) 1 burn (#) = 4.29 USD ($)
2) About 300 million to get the cities back on track, and an additional 890 million to get public transportation, multi-level cities, ect. done (THANK GOD FOR AID MONEY, OR WE'D BE BROOOOKKKKEE)

Gee, your damages arent as bad as I expected...

Well cancel my plan then. We at the Austar Union can afford to give you the money nessasay in just a gift. I mean, all you need is $5105.1 Million US to rebuild it. :) Here, you can have that as a gift to rebuild. Round that to $10 Billion US to make it all better. My plan isnt needed if your damage is that low! I was thinking in the $100B range...

Take that money you were about to give me, and use it as funding for this contract I'm giving you. We need ALL our cities rebuilt. And renovated for the future, if possible. I'm talking AA, SAMs, SSMs on the coast, double-tiered cities... the works. Just give me a price estamite.

To build an entire nation would cost maybe $500B for a country your size... We will have those contacts...

$500 B... poket change after the War. Just give us your account number. Or we can do this by secret meeting if you like. :)

Transfer it in US$ to my national home-account in the Austar Union. Contractors will be sent as soon as you wire the money. We will train your citizens too, and hire them as this is a massive job.

**Money Wired
**Airbase secured for your landings. We have the whole 1th Royal Infantry Brigade to give you a 17-gun salute. Unless you bring your nations leader. Then it's a 21-gunner.

My nation can contribute to the rebuilding of your nation. We have peacekeepers in your nation already, and can send materials and personel to aid in rebuilding homes. The Army Engineers have come forward, offering to help rebuild homes in your nation free of charge, as a part of our humanitarian aid.

NBC News

"Hello, I am Deborah Wilkonson, outside of the National Theater. Inside, it is believed that a bidding war is going on between the nation's top construction corporations. Hang on.....

[The Media crowd rushes over to the entrance. CEO John Riles steps out smiling]

"Hello, we at NG Constructions have won the bid for the contract worth $500 Billion. We will be sending teams over within 1 week.

More news as it comes...
NBC News

My nation can contribute to the rebuilding of your nation. We have peacekeepers in your nation already, and can send materials and personel to aid in rebuilding homes. The Army Engineers have come forward, offering to help rebuild homes in your nation free of charge, as a part of our humanitarian aid.

We wont let your teams in. We have got this contact.

They can provide securtiy unless you have that covered. No nation left behind.

My nation can contribute to the rebuilding of your nation. We have peacekeepers in your nation already, and can send materials and personel to aid in rebuilding homes. The Army Engineers have come forward, offering to help rebuild homes in your nation free of charge, as a part of our humanitarian aid.

We wont let your teams in. We have got this contact.

Do not get greedy. Our nation is not seeking any profit, our teams will just be rebuilding homes, houses, not anything else, just civilan homes. It will not effect your profits or your contract.

Our peacekeepers will provide security, our medics will aid local hospitals in rebuilding their stock of medical supplies and train new personal, and our engineers will help poor families rebuild their lost homes. That is my nations contribution. At no cost to anyone but ourselves.

Our teams have arrived and have begun training TBD citizens in the field of construction.

we will provide security for free

They can provide securtiy unless you have that covered. No nation left behind.

*Clears throat* C'mon guys...

Our peacekeepers will provide security, our medics will aid local hospitals in rebuilding their stock of medical supplies and train new personal, and our engineers will help poor families rebuild their lost homes. That is my nations contribution. At no cost to anyone but ourselves.

OOC: added this to my message

IC: Austar Union, you have nothing to fear, our engineers will not go beyond what I have said above, your contract will remain the same.

We already have peacekeepers in place, and another company on the way, no need for more security.

File Photo: Redhawks Soldiers from the 175th Airborne Regt. arrive in TBD for Peacekeeping duties. (http://www.combatcamera.forces.gc.ca/photoarchive/LoRes/%212003/080303/IS2003-2556a%20copy.jpg)

[quote="kids in my class"]DRUGS ARE FUN. BRING ON THE HASH YAY[quote]

:!: redhawks you have a telegram :!:

HASH PRDUCTION IN TBD HAS CEASED

Our peacekeepers will provide security, our medics will aid local hospitals in rebuilding their stock of medical supplies and train new personal, and our engineers will help poor families rebuild their lost homes. That is my nations contribution. At no cost to anyone but ourselves.

OOC: added this to my message

IC: Austar Union, you have nothing to fear, our engineers will not go beyond what I have said above, your contract will remain the same.

We already have peacekeepers in place, and another company on the way, no need for more security.

File Photo: Redhawks Soldiers from the 175th Airborne Regt. arrive in TBD for Peacekeeping duties. (http://www.combatcamera.forces.gc.ca/photoarchive/LoRes/%212003/080303/IS2003-2556a%20copy.jpg)

OK then...

HASH PRDUCTION IN TBD HAS CEASED
Congratulations. Well done.

HASH PRDUCTION IN TBD HAS CEASED oh well back to trying to peddle off the extra 100 thousand kis of coke


i am selling kilos of coke for like 950$ per

anybody wants that coke just telegram me

Don't let it get near my airspace.

As modern buildings shoot out of the ground like mushroom on a foggy autumn night, the Arilan minority watches in awe at the recovery speed of The Burnsian Desert. With so many modern industries and homes, yet few population, immigration is bound to rise tremendously.

Bishop Vanderlin goes to visit Mr.Pezzerly : "I fear we haven't been properly introduced. When The Burnsian Desert was in its darkest hours, and war raged over the nuked remains of this country, only the arilans came to care for its people, rather then to issue threats of war.
Now that we've helped burying the dead, many of us have chosen to remain in this country. Do not misunderstand our intentions, we're eternally gratefull of your help for The Burnsian Desert.

After having witnessed your superior building techniques, could you do us a favor? We would like you to build an Arilan style Cathedral in our quarter of the city, where we can hold our sermons to honour the creator. It would take us decades to build, but at your rate, a month or so"

General Anderson stepped out of the hummer and looked around at the ruins of the village. Engineers dismounted their vehicles and began stacking supplies at the ruins. Several troops began fitting a bulldozer blade to a tank.

"Captain, come here for a moment." The General called to one of the engineers.

The captain ran over. "Yes sir?"

"Find out what home belongs to which family." The General replied, pointing to a gathering of civilans near-by. "Then, have your people search the ruins before they are torn down, see if you can recover anything for these people."

"Yes sir!" The captain replied, and hurried back to brief his troops on the new orders.

Major General Simions walked up to Anderson. "Well Sam, still quite the idealist despite all this needless destruction, eh?"

The General grined and chuckled at his friend's remark. "Come on Jen, lets move on to the next site." He said, as he motioned to his escort to remount.

General Anderson stepped out of the hummer and looked around at the ruins of the village. Engineers dismounted their vehicles and began stacking supplies at the ruins. Several troops began fitting a bulldozer blade to a tank.

"Captain, come here for a moment." The General called to one of the engineers.

The captain ran over. "Yes sir?"

"Find out what home belongs to which family." The General replied, pointing to a gathering of civilans near-by. "Then, have your people search the ruins before they are torn down, see if you can recover anything for these people."

"Yes sir!" The captain replied, and hurried back to brief his troops on the new orders.

Major General Simions walked up to Anderson. "Well Sam, still quite the idealist despite all this needless destruction, eh?"

The General grined and chuckled at his friend's remark. "Come on Jen, lets move on to the next site." He said, as he motioned to his escort to remount.

As modern buildings shoot out of the ground like mushroom on a foggy autumn night, the Arilan minority watches in awe at the recovery speed of The Burnsian Desert. With so many modern industries and homes, yet few population, immigration is bound to rise tremendously.

Bishop Vanderlin goes to visit Mr.Pezzerly : "I fear we haven't been properly introduced. When The Burnsian Desert was in its darkest hours, and war raged over the nuked remains of this country, only the arilans came to care for its people, rather then to issue threats of war.
Now that we've helped burying the dead, many of us have chosen to remain in this country. Do not misunderstand our intentions, we're eternally gratefull of your help for The Burnsian Desert.

After having witnessed your superior building techniques, could you do us a favor? We would like you to build an Arilan style Cathedral in our quarter of the city, where we can hold our sermons to honour the creator. It would take us decades to build, but at your rate, a month or so"

Mr. Pezzerly smiled, "I honored to meet you Mr. Vanderlin. Because I am not the CEO of NG Constructions, I cannot promise you any deals, but I'm sure the CEO will take you up on your offer. Because we have such a large contract, I am sure we can arrange things to be free for the construction of your cathedral."