NationStates Jolt Archive


DGNT Declares war on Mole People!

Dontgonearthere
12-01-2004, 03:48
After the dissapearance of several citizens, DGNT has decided that the only cause could be a race of evil Molemen living under its cities. So as a result of the actions of this despicable race of mutant freaks DGNT will be increasing underground nuclear tests.

Experts question the validity of this statement, noting that most of DGNT is build desert sand. Unfourtunatly the experts seem to have had simultaniouse family crisies and are unavalible for comment.

Nations wishing to join forces with us against the horrible mole people are welcome to do so.