12-01-2004, 02:06
"I am the Great and Mighty Mufti Ali. The evil nation of Taylor City has declared war on us. We will not stand for their insults and blasphemy!
Therefore, I have declared a fatwa of Jihad to all Buddislamic people , to defend the nation of Buddahllah against the devils of Taylor City.
We have put our airforce on standby, and readied our missles should the infidels of Taylor City decide to countinue their saber rattling. We will die gladly in Holy Jihad against the hideous infidels of Taylor city, unless the infidels apologize for their blasphemy and stand down.
Buddahllah smiles on us, and we will surely be victorious should the infidels DARE to raise their hand against God's own!"
-Press statement from the head cleric/President of the Holy Empire of Buddahllah-
Therefore, I have declared a fatwa of Jihad to all Buddislamic people , to defend the nation of Buddahllah against the devils of Taylor City.
We have put our airforce on standby, and readied our missles should the infidels of Taylor City decide to countinue their saber rattling. We will die gladly in Holy Jihad against the hideous infidels of Taylor city, unless the infidels apologize for their blasphemy and stand down.
Buddahllah smiles on us, and we will surely be victorious should the infidels DARE to raise their hand against God's own!"
-Press statement from the head cleric/President of the Holy Empire of Buddahllah-