NationStates Jolt Archive

Today, the embassy in Greenhome belonging to The Burnsain Desert was bombed. The cause seems to have been a truck bomb, and it also damaged the Rebeland embassy. The death tool for both embassies stands at 42. 39 of those casualties were Burnsian. The other three were window washers working for Rebeland. The cause is unknown, but still the continuing anti-democratic violence in the Burnsian Desert is strong. The troops sent by other nations are helping in the securing of the area. The president said in reference to today, "These cowards will not win. They know in their hearts that a dictatorship will never be re-instated.

In other news, the Burnsian military, in the wake of the parade bombings, did another parade with thier new eqipment. The security was kept tight by Newtdom MP's. This is a list of the men, women and eqipment seen:

LAND

4 Special Ops Squads – Skorpion Equipped
1000 Military Police – Ak-47, M-9 Equipped
2nd Anti-Tank Brigade – TOW, RPG Equipped
1st Tank Division “The Bullrushers” (50 men, 10 tanks) – T-80 Eqipped
8th Sniper Brigade (12 men) – Tabuk Sniper, VSS Vintorez Equipped
3rd Infantry Division (1,000 Men) – Ak-47, SG-30, AK57SU Equipped
4th Infantry Division (1,000 Men) - Ak-47, SG-30, AK57SU Equipped
5th Infantry Division (1,000 Men) - Ak-47, SG-30, AK57SU Equipped
6th Infantry Division (1,000 Men) - Ak-47, SG-30, AK57SU Equipped
Police (8,000 Men Total) – M-9, M-16 Equipped
9th Tank Division (50 men, 10 tanks) – M1A1 Abrams Equipped
10th Tank Division (50 men, 10 tanks) – M1A1 Abrams Equipped

SEA

4th Fleet (3 Offensive Patrol Boats) – OPB Equipped
1st Transport Fleet (2 Boats) – Transport Equipped
3rd Fleet (2 Boats) – Type-45 Stealth Destroyer Equipped

AIR
1st Aircraft Wing (5 Aircraft) - Mirage 2000 Fighter Equipped
2nd Fighter Wing (5 Aircraft) – Mirage 2000 Fighter Equipped
3rd Bomber Wing (2 Aircraft) – Su-25 Equipped

The river near the road paraded the sea units.

It wasn't a car bomb, it was a lawnmower bomb. We did it!

Rebeland would like to offer its condolences for your embassy. We also wish to help in the capture of these tyrants.

It wasn't a car bomb, it was a lawnmower bomb. We did it!

Then we have no chioce...

I don't think that option is to hire us to mow your lawn is it?

"We condemn Wexico!" shouts a random Zoogie citizen, (in no way representing the government). "For long we have prided ourselves in our scientific acheivements! Soon we will unleash a weed that Wexico cannot defeat! A weed that will grow and grow and grow until lawnmowers can't mow effectively! A weed that will grow in such tight clusters and spread so quickly the lawnmowers of Wexico shall lament! Muahahahahahaha!"

"We condemn Wexico!" shouts a random Zoogie citizen, (in no way representing the government). "For long we have prided ourselves in our scientific acheivements! Soon we will unleash a weed that Wexico cannot defeat! A weed that will grow and grow and grow until lawnmowers can't mow effectively! A weed that will grow in such tight clusters and spread so quickly the lawnmowers of Wexico shall lament! Muahahahahahaha!"

"We condemn Wexico!" shouts a random Zoogie citizen, (in no way representing the government). "For long we have prided ourselves in our scientific acheivements! Soon we will unleash a weed that Wexico cannot defeat! A weed that will grow and grow and grow until lawnmowers can't mow effectively! A weed that will grow in such tight clusters and spread so quickly the lawnmowers of Wexico shall lament! Muahahahahahaha!"

"We condemn Wexico!" shouts a random Zoogie citizen, (in no way representing the government). "For long we have prided ourselves in our scientific acheivements! Soon we will unleash a weed that Wexico cannot defeat! A weed that will grow and grow and grow until lawnmowers can't mow effectively! A weed that will grow in such tight clusters and spread so quickly the lawnmowers of Wexico shall lament! Muahahahahahaha!"