Dead ferret infested region
The region of I like mums has been evacuated after a invasion of ferrets forced the occupants to move. A technology known as The Super-watti ferret Killer machine tm then annihilated all of the ferrets leaving a land full of dead ferrets. This land is uninhabitable.
Allemonde
12-01-2004, 01:05
Damn ferrets...we have banned any import of ferrets into our nation. Anyone caught importing ferrets will be publically flogged.
Damn it. Another Ferret Holocaust. We shall pay 200 dollars to any nation with anti-ferret policies for each captured or stolen ferret they send to us. Furthermore, we shall pay 1 dollar to any Nation with a ferret holocaust for each dead ferret they send us. So, Toad, You can earn yourself quite a purse if your land is covered in ferrets as you claim.
the amount of dead bodies is estimated to be 1 million as that was the number sent to our region by a person known as Quarka. I propose that we band together to rid the world of this evil figure. I also have one other question. What would you do with the bodies of 1 million ferrets?
Pannie World
13-01-2004, 04:47
The ferret is the my national animal, and you will have one hard time ridding my region of them. If you catch them, you can send them here, with shipping costs paid for by me.
Ferrets are our friends.
Why, use them to futher to futher research on ferrets. Use them as donors for ferret organism. Pretty much do everything people do with human dead bodies, only use littler tools.