KILLER WHALES FOR SALE!!!!!!
Greetings fellow nations! I am announcing the sale of Rebelandi Killer Whales. You might think that your country already has whales, you probably do, but nothing like what we have! Unlike the ordinarily dull killer whale, the Rebelandi Killer Whale actually kills! Thanks to a Rebelandi Scientific breakthrough, we have implemented a "brain control device" into the basal gangliatic region of the animal's brain. This (in correlation with previously implemented control devices in the cerebrum, and the cerebellum) allows anyone with the correct control mechanism to make these animals do their bidding. Details on the Rebelandi Killer Whale:
Length: 41 ft.
Width: 12 ft.
Life Expectancy: 31 years
Intelligence: Improved
Attachments: Lung attachment allows whale to exhale flames (when willing) though this has not been thoroughly tested. Armor extensions are also for sale.
Price: $3,000,000
Note: We are only going to sell these whales to nations we have deemed diplomatic.
King Binks
11-01-2004, 23:34
The nation of king binks would be interested in purchasing 5 of these whales. Funds wired upon confirmation.
You have been approved (though I am not crazy about your capitalist mindset). The whales should arrive in your country by helicopter shortly.
Penguisiana
11-01-2004, 23:39
they might die thorugh shock when delivered by helis
I would highly doubt it. It takes a lot more than shock to kill these babies.
The Burnsian Desert
12-01-2004, 00:22
We would also like to purchase 3 whales. Money upon confermaion.
Citizens: 6M
Economy (MCI): $2500
Tax Rate: 0.56
GDP: $15B
Maintenance (15%): $2.25B
Net Budget: $12.75B
Purchasing PP: $8.4B
Domestic Spending (70%): $8.925B
Int'l Spending (20%): $2.55B
Military Budget (10%): $1.275B
Ok, we're good.
You have been approved comrade. The whales are being sent to your country via afforementioned method. *money received*
The Burnsian Desert
12-01-2004, 00:30
Thank you.
Your welcome, have a nice day! :D
I would enjoy buying one.
Money will be wired if we are approved.
Serannia, you have been approved. The whale shall be sent to your country via the afforementioned method. *money received* Nice doing business with you! :D
i would like to purchase such whales. send me a telegram with further info.
i would surely like to become a purchaser of your wares....
You have both been approved.
I would like to enquire about a potential purchase of 2 of your incredible whales. Please contact me.
These small but very tenatious and intelligent fish-monkey hybrid make excellent guards. Our small Island have been protected by these wonderful creatures and we would like to give others the chance to own one. The price is cheap, a measly 2500 Logs. Please contact if you are interested.
15 whales @ $3 M each. Total = $45M
money wired upon confirmation and transfer.