Religious book sale! (No religious debates pls)
Jeruselem
11-01-2004, 12:17
We are clearing a stockpile of Holy books! Going cheap.
* Bible (Old and New Testament) $US20 - for Catholics in Latin or Greek
* Koran $US40 - Arabic
* Torah $US40 - English or Jewish
* St James Bible $US50 - English only
* Replicas of the dead sea scrolls - $US1000
Lots of 1000 only due shipping costs.
Do not ask for any JW, Mormon, Satanic or Freemasonic books. :twisted:
Petsburg
11-01-2004, 12:20
do you have an taoist books? if not, doesnt matter, but ilkl take 500,000 bibles in latin. 10mil wired
Jeruselem
11-01-2004, 12:23
do you have an taoist books? if not, doesnt matter, but ilkl take 500,000 bibles in latin. 10mil wired
Confirmed. We'll look for the Taoist books, but Chinese in Jerusalem are hard to find. Maybe a Chinese supplier might have some.
Bethnal Green
11-01-2004, 12:57
10,000,000x King James Bible ($500,000,000)
3,000,000x Bible in Latin ($60,000,000)
1,000,000x Bible in Greek ($20,000,000)
Total: $580,000,000
Money to be wired upon confirmation
Jeruselem
11-01-2004, 13:01
10,000,000x King James Bible ($500,000,000)
3,000,000x Bible in Latin ($60,000,000)
1,000,000x Bible in Greek ($20,000,000)
Total: $580,000,000
Money to be wired upon confirmation
Yikes, you can afford $580 million! Sure?
That's a big order. Not even sure we have that many bibles in surplus.
Jeruselem
11-01-2004, 13:11
Bethnal Green - Economy check
Citizens: 14M
Economy (MCI): $25000
Tax Rate: 0.12
GDP: $350B
Maintenance (15%): $52.5B
Net Budget: $297.5B
Purchasing PP: $42B
Domestic Spending (70%): $208.25B
Int'l Spending (20%): $59.5B
Military Budget (10%): $29.75B
Population: 14,000,000
Civil Rights: Some
Economy: Thriving
GDP per Capita: $20,000
GDP: $280,000,000,000
National Budget: $73,956,960,000
....
Yep, you can afford it. Surplus from my other 4 nations will fill in the order. This will take a while.
Thanks for the business. Your nation sure is into faith. God bless.
Bethnal Green
11-01-2004, 13:12
We can. We have a large budget and funding from a brother nation.
If you do not have this many Bibles on surplus, I'd appreciate it if you could send as many as possible, just please don't exceed certain requirements in some areas (eg. no more than 1m for Greek).
HEBG
Bethnal Green
11-01-2004, 13:15
Money has been wired. Nice doing business with you.
Jeruselem
11-01-2004, 13:17
We can. We have a large budget and funding from a brother nation.
If you do not have this many Bibles on surplus, I'd appreciate it if you could send as many as possible, just please don't exceed certain requirements in some areas (eg. no more than 1m for Greek).
HEBG
We'll try our best (combined 4 other nations, pop = 4+ billion). :)
We'll stick to the order.
Cheers
Jeruselem
11-01-2004, 13:24
Just for interest ...
Jeruselem is ranked 2nd in the region and 11,097th in the world for Largest Publishing Industry
Bethnal Green
11-01-2004, 14:01
:lol:
Penguisiana
11-01-2004, 14:06
where does this money come from... I don't think it is from military is it?
Bethnal Green
11-01-2004, 14:13
I'm sorry?
P.S. Freemasonic books only exist in Freemasonic lodges.
Do you have "The Art of War"? by Sun Tzu?
Central Facehuggeria
11-01-2004, 18:05
Do you have "The word of Bob and the coming of the day of the tentacle" ?
Jeruselem
12-01-2004, 14:19
I'm sorry?
P.S. Freemasonic books only exist in Freemasonic lodges.
I thought so :)
We like freemasons, dead ones that is :P
Jeruselem
12-01-2004, 14:20
Do you have "The Art of War"? by Sun Tzu?
Our Chinese supplier has 1000 copies in his storeroom.
We negiotated a deal and you can have all for $50,000.
Hard cover with images and all.
Jeruselem
12-01-2004, 14:21
Do you have "The word of Bob and the coming of the day of the tentacle" ?
Sorry no. Checks amazon.com secretly.