Radon leakage
This is the USSY to all nations of the world. For years the USSY have been storeing Radon inside a huge room underground. Terrorists have taken controld of the facility and threaten to blow it up.
If they did the Radon would rise into the atmosphere.
Hattia would be happy to send a team from our elite Hat Guard Counter-Terrorism division.
If you rise into the atmosphere it would serve you right. Storing Radon in an underground room is foolish (you needed proper facilities) and meanwhile you kept this knowledge from the international community.
While I do not applaude the actions of the terrorists whom have taken this room which holds the Radon, I have no sympathy for your nation. If you are indeed destroyed...so be it.
Heil Benicius!
Minister for International Affairs
Spookistan and Jakalah
11-01-2004, 08:46
How much radon is in this room?
WERE ALL GONNA DIE! RRRRRRRRRRUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Thankyou Hattia. All the Radon from the past 50 years is in here.
Kaukolastan
11-01-2004, 09:11
We will also aide you with the dispatching of one of our Hunter/Killer Teams, if you wish. They are trained in a counter-terrorist role, among other skills.
Thankyou very much. Remember everyone if the terrorists launch the stuff, everyone dies.
Kaukolastan
11-01-2004, 10:03
Our team is en route, and will arrive within a day. (RL, after I get some sleep.) Just let us know when, where, and how to deploy.
The Nomadic Peoples of Unemployed Students are willing to offer assitance in this matter. We can dispatch Bravo Battalion, 1st Special Ops if you like to aid in diffusing the situation. We do, however, have serious concerns about why you had this radon stored in the first place.
The Reaper,
Foriegn Secretary,
The Nomadic Peoples of Unemployed Students
Thankyou very much everyone. You can all deploy your forces where you think fit.
The Phone started ringing. The General walked up to it and answerd it.
Terrorist: General do you know why we are doing this?.
General: Why?.
Terrorist: Because we want the world to have to live underwater. And since we have already built an underwater base under there we would have dominance and control over the world.
General: YOUR MAD!!!!.
Terrorist: Bye Bye General were doing it now.
The Terrorist pulled out his remote control and pulled up the aerial then flipped the safety cap over the red button. The Terrorist pressed his finger on it and the explosives fired.
Radon started riseing up into the atmosphere.
So what do we do now? The Nomadic Peoples of Unemployed Students is unable to offer any assistance for containment.
A huge gust of air blew the Radon away and into an area. Crews have been sent to collect it again useing sucktion hoses. The gas will be collected and taken back into another storage facility similiair to the one before.
The USSY is not responsible for this, the USSY did not build these sites to store the Radon, the previous goverment did it.
Communist Rule
11-01-2004, 10:32
The USSCR scientists recognise Radon as an unreactive noble gas and feels that the only threat of it could be inhalation. It therefore decides to pay for a billion cheap plastic masks to be air-dropped where the missiles strike. It was also going to pledge its infamous SpetsNaz team but decided that, since the missiles were launched, the Yatonsa military can basically seal the terrorists in, because they have no bartering chip.
Well, given that the terrorists have blown themselves up (with the Radon in an enclosed space) then the fear of further strikes is minimalised I would suggest.
Meanwhile, the Minister for Technology advises that the remnant gas be contained better than the Radon previously.
Heil Benicius!
Undersecretary to the Minister for Technology,
Empire of Benicius.
Seeing that this situation no longer requires our support, The Nomadic Peoples of Unemployed Students has recalled our unit.
Kaukolastan
11-01-2004, 11:11
Likewise, the H/K team shall return.