NationStates Jolt Archive


Breaking News out of Ninjao

Joshu
10-01-2004, 23:29
"At precisely 2:00pm this afternoon, a large cargo plane exploded over Ninjao skies in an attempted terrorist attack. The failed assault was in retaliation over the arrest of fanatical evangelists last month, who attempted to destroy the religious sector of the Citadel. According to government sources, a group of low-ranking members of the yet-to-be-named group hijacked a cargo plane which was carrying a shipment of foreign cars, and attempted to crash the plane straight into the Citadel. Fortunately, the LWECS shield which protects all of Ninjao held strong, successfully diverting the attack. The force from the impact destroyed the plane in a spectacular explosion which could be heard throughout the entire Citadel. This second, most recent attack on the Citadel has prompted the government to increase military funding, especially in Joshu.
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Meanwhile, the meeting with ambassadors from Villa Toryism went uninterrupted. According to sources within the undisclosed-over-the-air meeting place, the meeting is not going as smoothly as planned, as the foreign ambassadors are not cooperating as much as hoped. Also, some suspicious activity has been reported in the area of the meeting, forcing the government to dispatch, as it was put, 'guards', to the area.
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In other news, the government of Ninjao has decided to create a fully-fledged Space Program, to be mostly under the control of P4lladia. However, each nation in Ninjao will be involved in this hopefully prosperous endeavor. The government has also increased funding to its entire Science & Technology Department, which is rumored to be working on some new kind of weapon, not before seen anywhere in the world.
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The "War on Error" campaign has as of yet gone uncontested by other nations, and there have been no recent developments.
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Finally, a sect of the extremist religious group whose members are known as Violetists have become the latest mark on the figurative gun of the Joshu government, as extremist groups all over the nation are being silenced in an effort to ensure the peoples' right to their lifestyles, without interference by hate groups. The Violetist leaders, after many unsolicited 'sacrifices', are to be executed tonight by lethal injection for many counts of murder. "

-- An NNN (Ninjao News Network) Report, aired at 5:24 pm on Saturday, January 10, 2004.