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Long has chochezkoo been a fairly militarized nation. In times of war, espionage is just as necessary as troops are.

That is why, Chochezkoo is setting up an international spy school to aide it's allies.

For only 50,000 USD per man, your spys can be as well trained as Chochezken operatives.


Communists only please

well this idea flopped

Not necessarilly. It's always best to advertise during mid-day. At night, things rarely get attention, and are set to page 6 come midday by all the morning posters. Mid-day people are the buyers. Remember, my son. Just to be nice, I'll send 10 men to you. 500,000 USD wired.

thanks. Ironically, I was probably too tired to realize your statement, which is why I am going to sleep now

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I, Dik Dik Van Dik, don't like the idea of people being trained to sit around all day and drink stupid drinks for the purposes of "Enternainment". Such tricks wouldn't work on someone like me!

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Dik Dik Van Dik
Minister of Offence

We will send five men. The 250,000 is being sent.

The Empire of Cricketmon will be willing to send 1000 men to you

50 milion wired

I'd like to see your spies work. If they do their job well, I would rather pay for one of your teachers than send troops for you to train, but I'd be willing to pay a higher price.

While our elite units are very well trained, they can always get a little better. We will send 35 men to your spy school.

all orders confirmed.


What do you have in mind, Haick?

I would be interested in utilizing your service for the purposes of exploring the espionage capabilities of specially modified hotdogs, which could prove vast intelligence benefits for our nation when delivered to our enemies.

I would like to purchase 2 instructors for my military school. I am willing to pay $1,000,000 USD, but in my national currency, the Burns. It is still worth $1,000,000 USD though.

I'd be willing to pay 3 times more for a teacher if you can prove your spies worth. I want them to steal.. let's see, three things. I want the spengler strain, as well as how to cultivate it. I want the plans for the Chariot Mk 1 Infantry Fighting Vehicle/Cavalry Scout Vehicle, to every detail. And I want the Electric Monks Stealth Technology, every last detail of those as well. If you can get me those, I'll reimburse you for half of the missions cost(come on, I know you're gonna have duplicates for yourself), as well as hangling out the price of an espionage teacher, and another 10% for the normal cost of each item.

I don't know why I even asked. I should not have to prove myself to another country