Reagani
09-01-2004, 13:47
Jan 9th 2004- New Immigration law enacted today grants amnesty to illegal aliens. Millions of Shinritans, migrant workers who are largely uneducated due to the oppressive rule of Shiritan dictator El Cacciatore, are expected to be pouring across Pennyroyals borders within the next few weeks. Reactions are mixed among Pennyroyal's inhabitants. For example, Reagani, widely considered the most conservative nation in Pennyroyal, is planning to increase patrols to minimize immigration. All Chinks, on the other hand, is largely receptive of this immigration (though it is speculated that many of these immigrants may become lunch specials alongside the cats at its many Asian themed restaurants). El Suavador seems to be preparing to set up a child-themed playland for these new immigrants, with sectors such as "Touched by an Angel" and a NAMBLA sponsored speedo competition. Markixo has scheduled several Fruit picking and hole digging competitions, of which its leader, known only as "Brellow", has won in previous years. Other Pennyroyal inhabitants could not be reached for comment at this time, However due to recent events, it is like that both Cookieton and Eastern Ireland will be very wary to letting in Shinritan immigrants, as some may be spies of El Cacciatore.