P4lladia
08-01-2004, 02:46
NNN News Flash!!! *cue annoying muzak*
"After much deliberation, the shogunate of Ninjao have decided unanimously to launch the 'War on Error' campaign. The announcement was made through a press meeting with all the shogunate of Ninjao.
'Stupidity is everywhere! Vertebrains are taking over the world! They must be stopped!' said the mustachioed dictator of Charvis.
'What we mean is, for too long, the people of the world have had to put up with ignorant, intolerant, belligerant organizations (and sometimes, nations). The War on Error will finally stop these organizations, such as the Ku Klux Klan, Neo-Nazis, and extremist religious fundamentalists. People will finally be able to live their lives without being constantly berated over how they live. Their rights will no longer be abused (from these organizations). The first action taken against an organization will be economical, like blockades, embargoes, and the like. However, if push comes to shove, Ninjao will remain standing tall.' Shogun Joshu interjected.
'WHAT!? I thought we were rounding them up for execution!' Charvis shouted, shooting a Luger into the air in protest.
When NNN reporter Jackie Chun tried to get a comment from Shogun Toothy, he only received "HAY TOOTHY IT'S DA CHORGH!", along with a lemming-puree shower.
This has been an NNN news flash. Oh, crap, I forgot to tell them that if anyone has an opinon on the WoE, they should just telegram the leaders of Ninjao!"
-- This has been an NNN News Flash, reported by Morgan Khobwebb. Now, we will return to your regularly scheduled programming, "When Intellectually-Superior-Organims ATTACK!!! 5."
"After much deliberation, the shogunate of Ninjao have decided unanimously to launch the 'War on Error' campaign. The announcement was made through a press meeting with all the shogunate of Ninjao.
'Stupidity is everywhere! Vertebrains are taking over the world! They must be stopped!' said the mustachioed dictator of Charvis.
'What we mean is, for too long, the people of the world have had to put up with ignorant, intolerant, belligerant organizations (and sometimes, nations). The War on Error will finally stop these organizations, such as the Ku Klux Klan, Neo-Nazis, and extremist religious fundamentalists. People will finally be able to live their lives without being constantly berated over how they live. Their rights will no longer be abused (from these organizations). The first action taken against an organization will be economical, like blockades, embargoes, and the like. However, if push comes to shove, Ninjao will remain standing tall.' Shogun Joshu interjected.
'WHAT!? I thought we were rounding them up for execution!' Charvis shouted, shooting a Luger into the air in protest.
When NNN reporter Jackie Chun tried to get a comment from Shogun Toothy, he only received "HAY TOOTHY IT'S DA CHORGH!", along with a lemming-puree shower.
This has been an NNN news flash. Oh, crap, I forgot to tell them that if anyone has an opinon on the WoE, they should just telegram the leaders of Ninjao!"
-- This has been an NNN News Flash, reported by Morgan Khobwebb. Now, we will return to your regularly scheduled programming, "When Intellectually-Superior-Organims ATTACK!!! 5."