NationStates Jolt Archive

A million people fill the streets of Hanunder the capital of wfe to celebrate its founding! The president His majesty's Royal Servant Gerald Pablo declares that fascism failed, as did communism! So isn't the logical coarse to be capitalist? He shouts No! To the crowd capitalism does work but there is a better system a system we hope to find in Equalism. Equalism, he declares, is what communism would have been. The base pay for every worker is 50% of the GDP depending on how hard they work it can go down to 25% or as high as 75%. There is a central committee that must vote on everything. On this committee there are 11 standard members with one vote each, the people elect these members every 10 years. If one dies, the committee votes on a replacement. There is also a chairman who gets 4 votes he is elected by the committee. The crowd cheers. Today is May 26th every year this shall be a holiday for all! The crowd erupts. Now there is moderate freedom of speech you can suggest a solution such as the committee be voted out but you can't say the committee sucks! The crowd erupts again. Our nation will succeed! The crowd erupts again. We will be vigilant we will live! The following roar is measured at 107 decibels! Then a member of the committee comes up and tells people of all the minor quarks of equalism. Following this the crowd prepares to take a week off before going to work!

a reporter for Woker's for Equalism Media or WFEM comes up to a member of the crowd and asked some questions that were on national T.V. this is what they saw

Reporter: Do you like WFE?

Citizen: Why yes I do

Reporter: All you glaring at that 75%?

Citizen: oh yes that's what I'm hoping to receive?

Reporter: Should we have a strong milatary?

Citizen: Why yes with randon annexings happening all over and the nuking of countries, why when I was a little girl I remember seeing Jono Land being nuked, I hope that doesn't ahppen to us!

What happens if there are more than 2 people working (at the 50% rate), or 4 people working (at the 25% rate)?

OOC:I think he means theL pay of AL the citizens would be 75% of the national budget.

OOC:I think he means theL pay of AL the citizens would be 75% of the national budget.

OOC:I think he means theL pay of AL the citizens would be 75% of the national budget.

no, neither the base pay is 50% the top 25% get 75% and as many people as the employers see fit get 25%.

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OOC

Did you mess up your name? "Wokers for equalism".
What's a Woker? I assume Worker.

:P

ARO State Department, present day:

"Sir, here are the particulars on the new WFE. I think you should look closely at the specifics of their proposed economy."

"Thank you Gerald."......"Is this accurate intel? Who is our source?"

"The information was passed through all of the standard filters sir. The DIA confirms that the information is Level One accurate - zero margin of error. The declaration came right off the wire and Intel subsequently confirmed that the intent and the declaration are in lock step. This is the WFE economic plan, sir. With all due respect, 'what you see is what you get'."

"Well, never a dull moment in intermational politics Gerald. Filter the intel so that I can prepare a formal memo to the President. And make sure that General Halstrom is up to speed. I don't see a threat but you know how the old man gets when he thinks he's out of the loop."

"Of course sir. Should we prepare a general statement of recognition and send an envoy?"

"Save your effort for now. With that economic structure I think that their 15 minutes of fame is at 14:55 and counting. But we'll run it by the President nonetheless. If he feels it warranted then we'll put McMaster on the point and let him handle the inroads. Anything else?"

"No sir. That's the hot topic."

"Good for us. I like quiet days Gerald."

"Absolutely sir".

you've just won our newb not n00b of the year award here's 100 billion over 10 years.

you've just won our newb not n00b of the year award here's 100 billion over 10 years.

you've just won our newb not n00b of the year award here's 100 billion over 10 years.

you've just won our newb not n00b of the year award here's 100 billion over 10 years.

you've just won our newb not n00b of the year award here's 100 billion over 10 years.

Message from the chairman: thank you lima, our health care seems to be lacking so 90% of the money will be spent there the rest will be spent on our milatary to beef it up a notch

Message from the chairman: thank you lima, our health care seems to be lacking so 90% of the money will be spent there the rest will be spent on our milatary to beef it up a notch

lol, you meant to post that as "wokers for equalism" didn't you.....