07-01-2004, 15:36
The normally peaceful region has recently witnessed upheaval as the oligarchical state of Binyvia joins.
Binyvia famed for its voracious attacks on its neighbours and terrorist incursions into enemy territory has already threatened regional leader Apeman with attack. Binyvia has recently repatriated all kippers and wildfowl back to their native countries and has issued a decree demanding the return of all uranium mines to Binyvian territory. Leader of this tinpot dictatorship, Papa Vet declared: "this valley has always belonged to Binyvia and all attempts to repudiate this profound truth will be met with force and an all-pervading odour of cheeses."
Binyvia famed for its voracious attacks on its neighbours and terrorist incursions into enemy territory has already threatened regional leader Apeman with attack. Binyvia has recently repatriated all kippers and wildfowl back to their native countries and has issued a decree demanding the return of all uranium mines to Binyvian territory. Leader of this tinpot dictatorship, Papa Vet declared: "this valley has always belonged to Binyvia and all attempts to repudiate this profound truth will be met with force and an all-pervading odour of cheeses."