06-01-2004, 08:49
The armed republic of social extremists has been looking at the warheads on the current-tech IGNORE canon and has noticed several flaws. Many of the nations using the cannon are not doing so correctly. We have produced this simple correction which will enable the advanced features of the cannon to be used more efficiently and offfer a far greater Obscurity Yeild.
Point the end with the hollow pipe (or 'barrel' as they are occasionally known) at the target, not the floor behind the weapon.
Failing to do this will cause the weapon to launch itself towards the target enabling them to use its resources as a negative obscurity yeild.
Needless to say when the cannon is used incorrectly, it's negative effect is cumulative with other recent ignore cannon misfires.
You will also notice that when correctly used, this weapon has no thermal signature, smoke trail, or sound. It is completely stealthy and gains much of its effectiveness from its stealth.
(ooc: Saying "I fire the ignore cannon at you" is completely redundant in all circumstances. Like it's name suggests, the ignore cannon is used by ignoring a thread, NOT by posting in it. If you post in a thread, it will move up to the top of the list and annoy you for longer.)
Point the end with the hollow pipe (or 'barrel' as they are occasionally known) at the target, not the floor behind the weapon.
Failing to do this will cause the weapon to launch itself towards the target enabling them to use its resources as a negative obscurity yeild.
Needless to say when the cannon is used incorrectly, it's negative effect is cumulative with other recent ignore cannon misfires.
You will also notice that when correctly used, this weapon has no thermal signature, smoke trail, or sound. It is completely stealthy and gains much of its effectiveness from its stealth.
(ooc: Saying "I fire the ignore cannon at you" is completely redundant in all circumstances. Like it's name suggests, the ignore cannon is used by ignoring a thread, NOT by posting in it. If you post in a thread, it will move up to the top of the list and annoy you for longer.)