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My fellow nations, Eastern Ireland is in grave danger. If you haven't heard, the nation is spliting. While I was making my holiday visit to allied nations, Acting Emperor Spicy McHaggis took it upon himself to start his own army and has declared war on me. This is the Eastern Irelands second Civil War, rebels won the 1st Civil war which was almost 100 years ago. I will not stand for a repeat of our four fathers. I am seeking help in this Civil War, Spicy does indeed have a strong army and i worry that Eastern Irelands army is not strong enough. PLEASE HELP IF YOU CAN

Emperor, Ken Casey

Before commiting to either side, is there any more information you can give us as to why McHaggis took over, and what current intell you have on his forces?

Spicy is simply taking over because he is a drunken fool...his plan was to involve MY troops in a great war were nearly half of the troops were killed. I know that his "capital" or home base is located in Erin Isle which is an island off the coast of Eastern Ireland. He has not harmed any of my people yet but has taken some savillians hostage. No battle have been fought yet but i fear there will be one soon.

Hostage?
If need be, i will send some support.
There have been to many Civil Wars lately...

--Calvin Hobbes
President (or Tyrant as his political oppenents call him) of Clbck.
Leader of the CIA (Clbck Intelligence Agency)

please send help...my people have no part in this fight

The Federation of Nivekia shall send some of her navy laden with soldiers to help the rightful government stay in control.

-Commodore Kyle Rook

IC:A battle has begun on the Fields of Athenry, Spicy's troops have us outnumbered 5 to 1. He has a large army of 10,000 strong troops. we only have about 2,000 troops in Athenry at the moment. Spicy is believed to have more troops as half our nation is split. Spicy will probably have his followers fight for his beliefs, which is to take over what he quotes "this sad excuse for a world."

"Sir, we've got another tin pot dictator trying to take over."

"Really? Where?"

"East Ireland, sir."

"See if they need any assistance. This world needs stability."

"Yes, sir."

ObSats reconfigured to bear on East Ireland for recon. Transmission sent to Emperor Casey offering assistance if he would provide more data. Meanwhile, six B-70 Valkries take to the sky, scrambling for the battle. If needed, they could shift the balance...

Have you been a good leader? How do we know that this McHaggis isn't doing it for the good of the people?

Have you been a good leader? How do we know that this McHaggis isn't doing it for the good of the people?
Hence why I asked for data.

The United States of I Hate France shall send some troops and ships for the fight against McHaggis.

Kaukolastan, ur assistance will be greatly thanked.

the enemy is located on the island of Erin Isle...he has also taken over the cities of Roxbury, Botany Bay, and Taun. They are moving in on the capital city Brocton. My army is holding them against entering the capital but the walls of the city will break.

Emperor Casey

McHaggis will attempt to take over the world if eh wins this Civil War. he is also the reason why half of my army was killed in recent wars.

We currently have a carrier group which will help Eastern Ireland fight McHaggis.

The supersonic bombers refuel over the pole and change into approach vectors. Inside the lead cockpit, a voice rings out, "Partisan One, you are clear for bombing run on Athenry. Good luck."

"Roger that." He flipped the switch over to squad channel. "Let's rock."
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The First Kaukolastan Expeditionary Force (KAF) is mobilized and is being deployed to East Ireland. They shall arrive in one NS month. Several SpecForce teams are inbound as well, ETA in two days (Also NS time).

"Colonel” yelled the young officer at the comms panel aboard the MAFCC-1 Migest

"Yes, son, what is it" asked Colonel Henson, commander of the Flying mobile command center for the Transnapastain Air Fleet

"Sir, we just received confirmation from Intelligence that a coup de tat has taken place in the nation of East Ireland. Kaukolastan is sending aide, should we also intervene?”

“Ill contact Jennings!” said the Colonel

::10 minutes later::

By all means, Colonel, support our allies and the nation in need, deploy the Migest and its fighter escorts to the area, were send a carrier battle group ((1 Carrier, 4 battleships, 5 Aries Cruisers, and 10 Frigates to assist, and a detachment from the 121st Airborne will deploy by C-141 to the area! Replied General Jennings, Commander of Transnapastain’s Military Forces

::On board the Migest::

“Alright, Strike Group lead, this is Migest C&C, hold position at 3 clicks to the border and screen the Migest, copy?”

“Ah, this is Raider 1 understood”
“Right, this is Eagle 1, we got it C&C”
“Copy, this is Husky 1, confirmed 3 clicks screen”

“Right” the comm. Officer switched frequency’s “1st fleet, this is the Migest, as the flagship is not present, command is deferred to Colonel Henson for the operation, you will hold at 3 clicks off the Border to East Ireland waters, until we give the go code, go code is Mayday repeat Mayday”

“TNS Scorpion here, we got it”

“Sir, all elements report ready, and the C-141 is ready to lift from Shiner on your word, the Carrier has enough Marines aboard for some advanced land action, should the need arise. Also, SBC (Strategic Bobmer Command) is ready, incase a strike more...drastic, is needed, the HSB's are ready to fly” the comms officer said while turning to Henson

Good, Bring us into Hover, and let me address the East Ireland Government

“Attention, East Ireland Goverment, this is General Henson aboard the MAFCC-1 Migest requesting premission for the Migest, TRS-Scorpion, plus escorts, asking for permission to enter your waters AND airspace, please respond”

OOC
http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=107691&highlight=
The weapos im using

Permission is granteed for Transnapastain to enter Eastern Ireland waters, be on alert for McHaggis's troops...they have the whole south coast of Eastern Ireland under contorl...these cities include Botany Bay, Craythor, Roxbury, Chelses, Taun, and there capital Erin Isle.

Mchaggis' troops have retreated from trying to enter the capital city of Eastern Ireland...although the battle on The Fields of Athenry are still going on

Eastern Ireland Losses:
500 soldiers have fallen in Athenry
10,000 soldiers have fallen in Brocton
50,000 citizens have been taken hostage

McHaggis' loses
1,000 troops have fallen in Athenry
15,000 troops have fallen in Brocton (2/3rds of the troops that attempted to invade)
no hostages from Mchaggis' followers have been taken

I do not intend to imprision any of McHaggis' followers...although they ahve betrayed there nation, they are still citizens of Eastern Ireland

To: Ken Casey
From: Devin Haack, Foreign Affairs

After reviewing what information you have given us, and what intell we can gather, we have decided to aid you and the people under your command. We are currently loading weapons and a vanguard of 300 soldiers* to aid you. More will be coming, but must be assembled first. Hold out as long as you can. Please send us coordinates of the closest friendly airfield, and the frecrency(sp?) you use for IFF.

As soon as the planes are loaded, the C-84 will be escorted by F-56 Rapiers to your airfield.



*Standard IP soldier: Type-3/A Heavy Battledress(slightly armored), M-23 recoilless rifle(IP modified M16) for main weapon, Colt .45 side arm, Nightvision/Popup HUD helmet display, mobile IFF uplink w/sensors to locate enemy infared signatures.

The battle for Athenry has ended. McHaggis has retreated.

Eastern Ireland loses a total of 1,500 troops in the battle

McHaggis loses a total of 8,000 troops in the battle

The bombings from Kaukolastan assisted greatly in the win for Casey in the Battle of Athenry. Once we have enough power, I intend to regain pwoer in the cities of Botany Bay and Roxbury.

Emperor Ken Casey

Sir I am not yet powerful enough to help you militarily. Nor am I a UN member, but my nation is quite wealthy and we can support you monetarily. I am in the process of building a military and if this war drags on for much longer I will be able to send our forces. But be forewarned, the military of my nation is not a scalpel, it is a broadsword, and we will leave nothing alive. :twisted:

>-Transmission from Chief Socialist President of USSNR-<

The United Socialist States of Nodea Rudav wishes to assist in any way possibe to the continued peace winthin this nation. Therefore, it is my duty and my will to send you, if you so desire, four(4) M-80 Patton Series Tanks via two(2) C-130 Hercules Class Air Transports, two(2) M-80 Patton Series Tanks in each.

Here are the specifications of the design and structure:

http://www.fas.org/man/dod-101/sys/land/m60-line.gif

And here is a IRL image

http://www.fas.org/man/dod-101/sys/land/m60-a3.jpg

As the Chief Socialist President I hereby stand firm on any assitance that may be further required, saying that I will and shall assist. The people of Nodea Rudav see fit to assist, and this Nation is By the People, For the People, and Independent and Free unto all of Nodea Rudav. Being so, we shall lend any other assistance required, as the C-130 Transports are standing by for your request of assistance.

------------------------<-Signed->------------------------
<-Chief Socialist President Thomas Alexian Ha'Goth
<-United Socialist States of Nodea Rudav Leader and Chief Commander

>-END TRANSMISSION-<

Early light flickered over the captured base in the city. Light that gave false hope.

"We've got them." the bombadier reported.

"Roger. All Partisans... cue up IFF transponders." There was a pause as targets were identified. "Okay, we've got friendlies to the North, baddies South. Watch the blue on blue. Green light."

The six bombers aligned on target, their weapons coming active. As they roared by at Mach 3.1, the bombs fell away. Each plane carried 20,000 lbs of weaponry, and all together 120,000 lbs of ordnance fell free. Hundreds of JDAMs plummetted into McHaggis's city.

The planes closed their dual bays and roared away almost before they had been seen, their thunderous sonic boom echoed milliseconds later by the explosion of tons of bombs.

OOC: Swwweeetttt.....I can freakin' imagin' that now...man that would be awesome to see.....expect for the LOUD EAR-BUSTING SONIC BOOM, but ity would still be cool.... 8)

**URGENT MESSAGE**

From: Govenor Spicy McHaggis
To: Emperor Ken Casey

"You may have won this the battle of Athenry and have been able to keep us out of your Capital, but we have taken over yet another major city. The city of Belfast is completely under my command. My troops have began forming near Liverpool and are awaiting for you to strike. The years of you ruling this nation is over, when i win this civil war Eastern Ireland will be known as the Queendom of Eastern Ireland and will be ran by me Spicy McHaggis!!! 1st Eastern Ireland, then Pennyroyal, tomorrow THE WORLD!!!"

**END MESSAGE**

As you can see Spicy is a drunken fool...he wants to rule Eastern Ireland and call it the QUEENDOM of Eastern Ireland. We have lost communications with Belfast so it may very well be under his control. This war will not last much longer, Troops have began the attack in Liverpool and have regained power in Boutany Bay, Roxbury, and Chelses. A fleit of Eastern Ireland TU-95 bombers have began the bombing of Erin Isle. This is indeed a sad day in the history of my nation, i just hope the nightmare is over soon.

Reagani would be happy to provide assistance, however we would like to be aware of the current political, economic, and societal situations in Eastern Ireland. What is Ken Casey's political stances? What are Mchaggiss'? please respond and i will be glad to send help.

Ken Casey is the emperor of Eastern Ireland

Spicy McHaggis is the "Govenor of Erin Isle" the leader of the rebels

Erin Isle is a large island off the south coast of Eastern Ireland

Spicy has only managed to develop followers from fellow citizens. Although it is HALF of the Eastern ireland population. All political personel are on the side of Ken Casey. Spicy is only doing this so he can have his attempt at taking over the world. Eastern Ireland is a small stepping stone towards world domination

The Theocracy of Slash and Hack has stationed 2 Nimitz Class Carriers off the coast of Erin Isle. Each carrier has 85 F/18 Hornets, each Hornet armed with Tomahawk missiles.
His Holiness, Bob, has authorised 125 Hornets as a strike force against Erin Isle, with the remaining Hornets on a security patrol above the skies of Erin Isle, for a range of 100 miles. No fighter jet of the usuper McHaggis will slip through this net.

Post mop-up of Kaukolastan's bombing raid has commenced. 250 Tomahawks launched in 5 waves. 193 Tomahawks have accessed targets, remaining missiles yet to be accounted for.

Xeraph to McHaggis: Send casualties; cease and desist hostilities.

**URGENT MESSAGE**

McHaggis is not in Erin Isle...i repeat...McHaggis is not in Erin Isle

casualties for Erin Isle is
50,000 dead
100,000 injured (minor)
600,000 captured (rebels of Eastern ireland)
All hostages have been released

The battle in Liverpool is nearly over...although there is no sign of McHaggis...Eastern Ireland dwarf intellegence has come to the conclusion that he has fled the nation...other sources state he is already dead...we do not know for sure, all we do know is the war is almost over.

Ken Casey has regained power in all cities of Eastern Ireland, the battle of Liverpool is over.

Casualties:
Eastern Ireland: 50,000 troops

Rebels: 100,000 troops killed
15,000 injured
85,000 captured (rebels of Eastern ireland)

Ken Casey has regained power in all cities of Eastern Ireland, the battle of Liverpool is over.

Casualties:
Eastern Ireland: 50,000 troops

Rebels: 100,000 troops killed
15,000 injured
85,000 captured (rebels of Eastern ireland)

Allies, Comrads, Friends, Family, thank you for your tireless help in this Civil War that has sadly come to my nation. Although now is the time we need you more than ever. The battles and war might be over...but now my nation faces the endless struggle of trying to rebuild. Ol Spicy McHaggis is gone...for now. Sources tell the FBDI (FEDERAL BURO of DWARF INVESTIGATION) that he is still alive and rebuilding his army. Eastern Ireland has been hit hard but thankfully McHaggis's followers were all drunk at the time of the war.

And as the bagpipes play we rememebr the heros of our past. Hardy groups of men inspiring us to stand up for what we believe in, reminding us that although the past is dark...the future is always bright. May there souls live on in that great pie-in-the-sky and may there stories live on for all eternity.

And so the story has been told and it comes now to an end..setting all the error in the land. with all of the terony, rebel strikes, and Spicy out of town the story will inspire us to stand up for our rights!!!

From the desk of Emperor Ken Casey

"Rght okay Colonel, we're in position to.........wait a tick.......they say the wars over we missed it!!!"

"Not to worry, laddy, not to worry, there will always be another war, another day to fight, "everydog has its day laddy, every dog has its day...." said Henson as the chomped on his cigar on the bridge of the Migest

"Pull us out of her, lets get the troops home"

McHaggis was acting emperor...how did u let his true ambitions go undetected and what possessed you to make him your deputy? Sounds like McHaggis deserved to win.

Rule #1 in domestic politics...when on leave always appoint a complete buffoon to be your deputy. It is smart because they are highly unlikely to take over in your absence and the country wont fall apart because they are a puppet for your advisors anyway.

Heil Benicius!
Undersecretary to the Minister for International Relations,
Dictatorship of Benicius

To: East Ireland
FROM: Clbck

We give you 50,000 troops, you will have to command them.
We are also sending are Tank Battalion in to try to scare them.

What Eastern Ireland could use is a swift dropkick. Look at their region-mates.

Ahh crap! The MMM is monitoring my use of the Tabernacle computer. I knew I should have left with the refugees for Eddland.

What Eastern Ireland could use is a swift dropkick. Look at their region-mates.

Ahh crap! The MMM is monitoring my use of the Tabernacle computer. I knew I should have left with the refugees for Eddland.
and what is wrong with the region mates?

LOL - Before I take a side or anything I just have to say helo to what I belive is a fellow Irish citizen! Whats the story? I never see other Irish people on this thing!

LOL, they were all drunk. LOL, well tell you what, I have an all-consuming economy. I'll give you money to help re-build your military/infrustructure but I want to make an alliance with your nation.

We can discuss this at my pub! LOL.

The Burnsian Desert will send a special operations team to either secure or eliminate McHaggis.

We are sending one crack team of Special Operation Assasians. They will either eliminate or capture McHaggis.

The team consists of:

-2 snipers with 5 different scope filters and a very powerful zoom. They also both have a silenced pistol

-2 demolitions experts with a variety of explosives and a silenced pistol.

-4 good ex-marines who are ready for more action. They are armed with a silenced M4A3 with a crude scope, a silenced pistol, a knife, and two grenades each.

-2 backup troops that are skilled all around. Will generally not be engaged in combat.