Blow Up the Moon!
The Citizen's Association to Blow Up the Moon (http://stu.wccnet.org/~bwells/gdt200/cabum1.html) urges you to take action!
But where can you start? The simplest thing you can do is to send us money, preferably unmarked American dollars.
Other things you can do include shaking your fist at the moon each night in a show of defiance, shouting, "Damn you, Moon!" and spreading the word to your neighbors. Also, be on the lookout for those tainted with the aura of the moon, be they criminally insane or ravaging hairy monsters.
Are you with us or against us? The time to choose is now.
against you
We think the moon is pretty. We will send you funding alright, we will send you our national currency: the beer of your choice. We will send you so much that your people will be too hammered to use those weapons and thus the moon will be saved.
We will gladly send you baloons of the moon that you can try and pop.
So you are decieved that your idea is working!
SUUUURRRREEEEE! I'll send ya somethin' alright!
Here, this LOOKS like the moon and is ROUND like the moon, a tad bit heavy, but its FULL of money! Go on, open it, its not like its a Thermal Nuclear Trap or anything, really! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Foe Hammer
06-01-2004, 08:13
Riiiiight... And I'm sure the many nations that LIVE ON THE MOON *cough* would not give you the MagicCrater treatment...
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/forumfun/misc15.jpg
Simply bring your index finger and tumb near your eye, look at the moon, and pretend to close them around the moon, while saying "I'm crushing the moon! I'm crushing the moon!"
Foe Hammer
06-01-2004, 08:18
Yes, do that Catbum, and remember -
Your eyes are those two identical holes in your head, your fingers are those 10 (Yes, that's Ten. T-E-N. Can you count to ten?) wiggly things on your hands. And the moon is that BIIIIIIG white thing in the sky at night.
COMMON OPEN THIS SPECIAL PACKAGE, I MADE IT FOR YOU!
You don't wanna open?
No?
Sure?
Really, REALLY, Sure?
Its the Explosive?
But, theres no explosive! Its a gift!
No its not, you say?
FINE THEN! I'll prove it! I'll open this small-like moon orb sphere thats a tad-bit heavy for a gift!
::opens sphere container moon-lookalike::
http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/1985000/images/_1985384_300mushroom.jpg