NationStates Jolt Archive


alliance against terror

06-01-2004, 03:35
This is SFHN (stupid fat hobbits news) After todays tragedy in the news, our leader, Gollum Smeagle, has made a plea to the united nations to join an alliance, fighting the relentless attempts at open war that the terrorists have made.
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<I>After a small riot, thirteen angry terrorists took a jump on the governments school agency, taking fifteen children from the zoo in a school bus... we need to stop these terrorists before they take more people hostage. These children, soon after their kidnapping, were brainwashed and rigged with explosives. They then destroyed the zoo that they were kidnapped at. I make a plea to the international community to help us, with our war on terror, evil, and the evil terrorists. Please, join the alliance, and protect the earth from evil today!<I>
This has been SFHN. Stay tuned for more details
imported_Falstar
06-01-2004, 03:39
The Holy Empire of Falstar wishes to know exactally who the terrorists were and why they have an interest in Stupidfathobbits. We might be able to provide limited support in the form of several anti-terrorism units.