Nazguul/Hirmanian Scandal
The Hirmanian Minister of Foreign Affairs
Minister of Foreign Affairs issues this statement to the international community
The Formal Dinner was intended as a sign that peace between our two nations turned into disaster when the vodka came. The Nazguul Count, drank so much that almost fainted. The became angry and smashed my SoD with a chair. I don't now if we'll cry or laugh.
This is serious.
[code:1:b6da3a4d27]Official Telex To The Nation Of Hirmania:
We haven't attended nor have been formally invited anywhere. We do not know where all of these lies spew from, but we're guessing that it's all verbal flatulence.
The Armed Republic Of Nazguul will NOT tolerate any further harassment.
Reichsmarschall-SS,
Heinrich Hoefl[/code:1:b6da3a4d27]
Then why don't you attack him or something?
Certainly, my friend, you understand that valuable military personnel and equipment wouldn't be worthy of expendability with an adversary such as Hirmania. If he wishes to be diplomatic, and invite me through the proper channels, rather than make up a tall tale, The Armed Republic Of Nazguul would more than likely accept, to at least, clear the stale air between our two nations.
Hmmmph well I guess your right but hirmania why don't just sign the treaty and end this.
This Hirminia seems to popping up in several places. I thought Exetonia had taken care of this PITA nation. Seems kinda busy for a 3-day old nation. I had proposed causing this nation to cease to exist, but it seems nobody listened. Not destroy it....we have to protect the civilians. Just cause it not to exist in it's present form.
How?
Have approx a dozen nations conquer and occupy it, then set up a provisional govt until the nation stabilises enough to elect a leader. Of course, it must have a constitution amenable to the leaders of the neighboring nations of Hirminia.
I'd suggest doing this while Hirminia is still in no shape o stop anyone.
Respectfully,
Alaric, King of Xeraph