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The Armed Republic Of Nazguul the kingdom of statch will be preforming terrorism on your country within the next days. fair warning. watch out.


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The Armed Republic Of Nazguul
The Ministry Of War

Jurgen Nobel sat at his desk, feeling secure that there's no way terrorists can enter the country, especially after scrambling his homeland defenses so fast. Either way, they were ready.

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Fair warning, Statch. If it's some lame "I unload all these mass biological weapons all over j00, I will fire an ignore cannon at you. If you're going to rp, do it decently, and don't act like a noob.
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terror will be put upon your country. your weak forces will be crushed

Secretary of defence-Sir our scanners are picking up some heavy n00bishness! Also alot of godmoding!
President William Fox- Ready the cannon, and fire at will.
Secretary of defence-Yes sir.
*The IGGY flys over Statch*
*A man walks to the ILC (Ignore Laser Cannon) and readys it*
http://www.ex-astris-scientia.org/gallery/factfiles/laser-cannon.jpg
*The cannon fires wiping out Statch from my reality*
http://www.milparade.com/2000/38/7012.jpg

We would support Stach, but due to a case of n00bishness in him i'd rather not....

Xavier Methnor, Prime Minister of Pwnica has released this message today: "Statch: We're all having a great laugh at your expense, in light of your recent and not all to bright actions.
"
*The crowd starts roaring with laughter*

Statch threatening a nation with terroristic attacks is the biggest mistake you can make. the larger nations will pummell you for being noobish and supporting terrorists.

OOC: were all laughing for you have no reason to terrorize Nazguul :P :P

Statch, stop threatening a nation with terrorist attacks...that's not really the best RP if you're so young and openly announce it before it happens.

Our forces have been put on alert - both as defense and if necessary, strikes on your terrorist training compounds.

The 1st, 2nd and 4th SS Panzer Divisions were growing restless. It had been hours since there was any threat of activity. SS-Standartenfuhrer Albert Kratzburg radioed into SS-Brigadefuhrer Vidkun Lauritz.

"Brigadefuhrer, it seems the threat has passed. Should we withdraw?"

"Nein," he commanded, "We must hold our positions. Dig in your men for the night, and we'll relieve you with the 5th and 6th Panzer Divisions, along with the Landesschützen 460 and the 52nd Infantrie divisions."
"Yes, Brigadefuhrer!"
So it seemed they were dug in until morning. At least they had enough support to last them through the night...

Greetings from Xeraph!

As an ally of Nazguul, we are deploying the following forces:

The Holy Empire of those who Blow sending 10 Sioux Heavy Gunships,
50 Behemoth Heavy Tanks, and 100 Cobra MBT's

The Dictatorship of WarBurp sending 10,000 Troopers, and will provide air cover with 50 of our SU-37 mig fighters

The Dominion of Destructive Tribes sending 20 Mi-28 Havoc Attack Copters and 3300 armored Cossacks transported by 50 Ka-60 Kasatka Troop Transport Copters.


They are in "AT READY" mode on our borders. They are at your disposal.
Let us know...............

Respectfully,

Alaric, King of Xeraph, Ambassador to ARM

OK. Once again...

ALL YOU DECEMBER NATIONS, YOU ARE PUNY. YOU CANNOT FACE A TERRORISM ACTS.

Hey this has gone far enough!! JUST END IT MOST OF THESE NATIONS ARE 2 DAYS OLD!! (no offense to anyone)

. . .
. .aim
. . load
. . set
. . and. . . fire ignore cannon.


YOU'VE BEEN IGNORED! HAVE A NICE DAY. - THE PEOPLE OF BLARGISTANIA

We would support Stach, but due to a case of n00bishness in him i'd rather not....Then there's the fact that you're owned by us, but I see you've choosen to omit that. :wink:

How about this, if he attacks we obliterate his nation and take some land for ourselves. OR we drop nukes on him before he can attack. OR just atttack him OR be easy on him for his dumb newbishness OR just let him threaten us then accuse him of god-moding.

Just let him be a Terror nation. He'll spam it out and get deleted.. Dun matter, he's there for attension.

Good Point. :wink:

How about I just take out all of your lands (except resi, he's later ;) )?

Nazguul is our ally, and if Statch decides to carry out acts of terrorism against Nazguul, we will respond with military strikes. Wanton acts of violence and aggression against our allies will not be tolerated, and those who commit such crimes will find themselves in peril.

Confidential Internal Communications to Nazguul
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Our 2nd Carrier Group is available for deployment, should you decide to take action against Statch. Our satelites have made passes over his nation, he is helpless and cannot possibly win such a war.
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How about I just take out all of your lands (except resi, he's later ;) )?Hmm.... what say that I join you in this? We could split their nations 50/50. 8)

;)

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I didn't ask for this, people just keep threatning me. I surely have enough defenses, and enough money. I used the GDP calculator made by one of the OLDER persons of the site.
Nazguul Gross Domestic Product
Population: 12,243,988
Civil Rights: Few
Economy: Very Strong
GDP per Capita: $15,382
GDP: $188,337,023,416
National Budget: $37,815,250,360

Percentage of GDP Spent on Defense: 15%
Percentage of Budget Spent on Defense: 74.71%
Military Budget: $28,250,553,512

As you see, I am well within my rights to possess artillery, troops, a small amount of aircraft. I will not attempt to purchase seacraft, because I can not yet afford it.
If you noticed in my last RP, the Euroslavian conflict, my force was only 2,500 strong, and I only use 5% of my populace as my military, which is now about 60,000 people.
Just because I'm new doesn't mean that I'm not capable of playing a good RP. Please don't dismiss me just because I'm new.
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"The enormous government concentrates mainly on Social Welfare, although Education and Healthcare are secondary priorities."

This shows that defense isnt even on the agenda. Social Welfare probably makes up 30% of the budget, with Education and Healthcare taking 20%. The most you could feasibly have is 30%, although 15 is much more realistic.


Nazguul Gross Domestic Product
Population: 12,000,000
Civil Rights: Few
Economy: Very Strong
GDP per Capita: $15,000
GDP: $180,000,000,000
National Budget: $35,605,440,000

Percentage of GDP Spent on Defense: 2.97%
Percentage of Budget Spent on Defense: 15%
Military Budget: $5,340,816,000

Enough for:
171 F-15Es, or...
267 Su-34s, or...
284 F-16s, or...
485 MiG 29s, or...
1,242 M1A2 Abrams, or...
1,780 T-90s, or...
9,114,020 M-16s, or...
17,802,720 AK47s


71% is god modding. I use 50%, as chellis expects for everyone in its country to pay for themselves, there is no welfare, with very few exceptions. Also, chellis has in its info as its main thing. My other two are only 10%, and the rest are even lower.

OOC: Chellis has a point, you can't support 77% of your budget to support your military... I use 15% and I've got complusory military and a huge military dependancy. So I would ignore a claim of 77% of your budget...

Commorargh, I ignore you because of your n00bishness, so try and RP the fact your nations people are all Resi Citizens or something, because your owned in my books.

The ATA, I have already added you to the Iuthian Black list for treatening nations with nuclear strikes with little reason, so I don't respect anything your nation has to say.

OOC: Commorargh, I ignore you because of your n00bishness, so try and RP the fact your nations people are all Resi Citizens or something, because your owned in my books.Wow, someone actually listened to how I ownzed him. Thanks, much! :)

Oh, and ATA is a crater. I made him that way.

if he can't win a war like this he should shut his newb like mouth!

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now that's changed also, every day we get more people. I also have compulsory military service in my country. My entire military only numbers 110,000 men. I don't have a navy. I only use like 9 % of my population. I'm not godmodding. I'm putting more people into my military. I go by what my nation says, that changes day by day.
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9% and you claim not to god mod? be very careful. I can't remember where i read it but someone once had a very convincing post that on average your military is (these might be off :oops: ) 1 or 2 percent, with only half of that being actual troops.