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Grotesques slaves for sale!

04-01-2004, 20:51
Grotesques are abominations in every right. They are a mix of disgusting self-experimentation or the product of cruel torture experiments. Some have amputated limbs that have been replaced by slicing hooks and blades, and all are horribly disfigured and scarred. They have unnaturally high tolerance levels to pain as a result of either their love for pain or lack of ability to feel! The only way to stop them is to obliterate them. Nothing short of a krak missile will stop them as they need to be utterly destroyed to be halted. Grotesques are fortunately quite dumb. Often they will wander into obvious kill zones or areas full of land mines. Hit them hard from far away or assault them with a large squad of troops as they are commonly few in number.

http://uk.games-workshop.com/40kuniverse/citadelminiatures/darkeldar/darkeldar_Elites/images/Grotesques.gif
Go to this link to see a picture of them:
Cost:$100
Only 1000 left!
Dimmimar
04-01-2004, 21:12
We will buy 5 thanks, that'll come to $500.
04-01-2004, 21:22
Confirmed, thankyou for your business :D
Letila
04-01-2004, 22:33
No one, no matter how grotesque or dumb, should be enslaved. We of Letila condemn this practice and ask that you stop.

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