Newly independent nation needs defence
The Holy Empire of Jarlia has just declared it's independence from its oppressors. The newly formed government has decided we need a defense. We have pilots/soldier/sailors, but we don't have any hardware. Nations able to supply the following weaponssystems are advised to contact us for evaluation.
Our army needs the following:
5 airpistols
3 knives
1 catapult
1 "Taekwon do for beginners"-instruction manual
1 first aid set
Our airforce needs:
3 hot air ballons
3 shotguns
Our navy needs:
1 swimsuit
1 beach umbrella
1 long drink
Thank you for your attention.
OOC: u have got to be kidding.....
Dimmimar
04-01-2004, 15:40
Well he is young... :)
Penguisiana
04-01-2004, 15:41
I laugh at him..... should I?
OOC: Go ahead... cause i did :lol:
IC: That shouldnt be very hard to come by, Laiyla could send you those things for 7,99£.
OOC: I just have to say.... lOl
IC: That shouldnt be very hard to come by, Laiyla could send you those things for 7,99£.
OOC: I just have to say.... lOl
THATS CRUEL!!!! he is after all a young nation....how bout 5,99£??
IC: That shouldnt be very hard to come by, Laiyla could send you those things for 7,99£.
OOC: I just have to say.... lOl
THATS CRUEL!!!! he is after all a young nation....how bout 5,99£??
Well ok, we are ready to drop it to 1,99£, NOT LOWER! We have to earn money you know! :evil:
1,99£ is a deal. We will send an envy to pick up the goods and pay. It is a pleasure doing buisness with your great nation.
IC: That shouldnt be very hard to come by, Laiyla could send you those things for 7,99£.
OOC: I just have to say.... lOl
THATS CRUEL!!!! he is after all a young nation....how bout 5,99£??
Well ok, we are ready to drop it to 1,99£, NOT LOWER! We have to earn money you know! :evil:
C'mon, when you melt and combine all the constiuent components together, you would probably get a fifty cent piece so in fact you are making 3 times the profit.
Pleasure doing business with you aswell! :P
Shildonia
04-01-2004, 19:58
Why not join the Protectorate Service (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=110544)? Many large, burly nations are just waiting to help in the protection of smaller nations.
The Zoogie People
04-01-2004, 20:02
I am afraid that evens umbrellas will not be able to defend you from the strikes of warmongering nations. I highly recommend you join the Protectorate Service.
PS - Please upgrade your military. You might not be able to afford a navy yet, but at least buy some planes and tanks.
Some nice stores;
BUY-ESRYIAN.COM (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=105156=)
BUY-ESRYIAN.COM/DiscountUS (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=110222&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=0=)
TheArtilleryStore.com (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=86283&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=0=)