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Wurlitzer Land Speed Record

04-01-2004, 13:59
The Nut House of The Goons Is hosting an attempt to break the speed record set by the fearless N Seagoon OBE Mt Mt Mt MT MT on 27th if December 1955 at Dayton Beach.
Seagoon piloted his 50-ton brass bound organ up to the breath taking speed of 175.63 mph!
However, Mad Dan Eccles self proclaimed pilot of past will attempt to shatter this long standing speed record, armed only with a 45-ton Wurlitzer, a pair of cardboard Knees soaked in Saxophone juice and a Tony Curtis hair cut.
Previous attempts made by such keyboard legends have all ended in disaster, Jim “sticky” Pills, (Last album “April In Blackpool” still available on His Masters Dead No; loof 001) is just one of a long list.
The Nut House of the Goons is throwing open it’s boarders to all nations who wish to send teams to Spentspleens beach to challenge for this attempt.
All teams consist of no more than 10 members including Pilot, All team members must accept that entry into the speed attempt is at their own risk and the judges decision is final.
The attempt will be judged by official members of the Smirknoff book of records, and all bribes should be sent to Mrs Gladys Quots, 34 Finchly Highway, Paddington, The Goons.
This attempt is supported by Legro, the wonder leg grower.
All entrants please contact Major D. Bloodnok, Ind. Arm Rtd
Doujin
04-01-2004, 14:08
Last time I checked the land speed record was 763 mph held be 3Dflags.com...
04-01-2004, 14:10
The People of Blind IO will send their team
Notes SSO to win this record for all time, Non will be able to stand up to our mighty machine.....
04-01-2004, 15:08
Last time I checked the land speed record was 763 mph held be 3Dflags.com...
Please read the first posting and look up the word Wurlitzer, it may help.
06-01-2004, 14:03
We will send a team....and may the fastest keyboard win!
Crookfur
06-01-2004, 20:27
Last time I checked the land speed record was 763 mph held be 3Dflags.com...


You have never seen or heard the Goon show, have you?



IC:

While terribly excited by this even the Kingdom of Crookfur fear it may not be able to make an entry as our previous record holding organ sank when we tied to ship it by sea to another event (it didn't help when it was still inside the catherdral.

We await with great eagerness any further events, particularly the sinning rule britania on top of mount everest race.
08-01-2004, 15:32
Last time I checked the land speed record was 763 mph held be 3Dflags.com...


You have never seen or heard the Goon show, have you?



IC:

While terribly excited by this even the Kingdom of Crookfur fear it may not be able to make an entry as our previous record holding organ sank when we tied to ship it by sea to another event (it didn't help when it was still inside the catherdral.

We await with great eagerness any further events, particularly the sinning rule britania on top of mount everest race.
Your posting is tinged with much sadness and Needel nardeel noo, However our team of crackpot enginers ask why you never floated your catherdral on the stock market?
Hup..... :roll:
17-01-2004, 19:17
Our team has landed, but our Wurlitzer, is still held up at your port of torp......
The Emperor Fenix
17-01-2004, 19:28
we are specially construction 70 ton wurlitzer for this exciting competition, the lead weights will make it go faster and speed us onto victory