04-01-2004, 13:59
The Nut House of The Goons Is hosting an attempt to break the speed record set by the fearless N Seagoon OBE Mt Mt Mt MT MT on 27th if December 1955 at Dayton Beach.
Seagoon piloted his 50-ton brass bound organ up to the breath taking speed of 175.63 mph!
However, Mad Dan Eccles self proclaimed pilot of past will attempt to shatter this long standing speed record, armed only with a 45-ton Wurlitzer, a pair of cardboard Knees soaked in Saxophone juice and a Tony Curtis hair cut.
Previous attempts made by such keyboard legends have all ended in disaster, Jim “sticky” Pills, (Last album “April In Blackpool” still available on His Masters Dead No; loof 001) is just one of a long list.
The Nut House of the Goons is throwing open it’s boarders to all nations who wish to send teams to Spentspleens beach to challenge for this attempt.
All teams consist of no more than 10 members including Pilot, All team members must accept that entry into the speed attempt is at their own risk and the judges decision is final.
The attempt will be judged by official members of the Smirknoff book of records, and all bribes should be sent to Mrs Gladys Quots, 34 Finchly Highway, Paddington, The Goons.
This attempt is supported by Legro, the wonder leg grower.
All entrants please contact Major D. Bloodnok, Ind. Arm Rtd
Seagoon piloted his 50-ton brass bound organ up to the breath taking speed of 175.63 mph!
However, Mad Dan Eccles self proclaimed pilot of past will attempt to shatter this long standing speed record, armed only with a 45-ton Wurlitzer, a pair of cardboard Knees soaked in Saxophone juice and a Tony Curtis hair cut.
Previous attempts made by such keyboard legends have all ended in disaster, Jim “sticky” Pills, (Last album “April In Blackpool” still available on His Masters Dead No; loof 001) is just one of a long list.
The Nut House of the Goons is throwing open it’s boarders to all nations who wish to send teams to Spentspleens beach to challenge for this attempt.
All teams consist of no more than 10 members including Pilot, All team members must accept that entry into the speed attempt is at their own risk and the judges decision is final.
The attempt will be judged by official members of the Smirknoff book of records, and all bribes should be sent to Mrs Gladys Quots, 34 Finchly Highway, Paddington, The Goons.
This attempt is supported by Legro, the wonder leg grower.
All entrants please contact Major D. Bloodnok, Ind. Arm Rtd