04-01-2004, 06:30
Croup Merchant Brokers are proud to announce that we have just entered into a two year exclusive deal with the nation of Sagatia to trade in letters, words and numbers!
Imported daily from Dictionopolis, get your fresh picked 'if's, 'and's, and 'but's.
Nice ripe 'where's and 'when's.
Bagfulls of pronouns.
Assortments of names.
Special deals on 'quagmire', 'flabbergast' and 'upholstery'; get them whilst stocks last!
Get a pound of 'happy's; very useful for Happy Birthday, Happy New Year, happy days and happy-go-lucky
Buy a pound of 'good's; always handy for good morning, good afternoon, good evening and good-bye
Do It Yourself letters; make any words you like, from A to Z. Try a fresh-harvested 'A'; sweet and delicious! 'I'?; icy and refreshing! And we have the crunchiest 'C's you'll find!
Juicy, tempting words for sale!
A wonderful assortment of words, just waiting for you; short ones, easy ones, long ones and very important ones for special occasions; even some marvellously fancy ones packed in individual gift boxes for use in royal decrees and pronouncements!
Get your numbers here; dug from the numbers mine at Digitopolis, home of the biggest, smallest, shortest and longest numbers in the World! We've got them all, form zero to nine!
Indispensible!
We guarantee you wont be disappointed!
Get them now; tommorrow you may not be able to even spell 'tomorrow'!
Imported daily from Dictionopolis, get your fresh picked 'if's, 'and's, and 'but's.
Nice ripe 'where's and 'when's.
Bagfulls of pronouns.
Assortments of names.
Special deals on 'quagmire', 'flabbergast' and 'upholstery'; get them whilst stocks last!
Get a pound of 'happy's; very useful for Happy Birthday, Happy New Year, happy days and happy-go-lucky
Buy a pound of 'good's; always handy for good morning, good afternoon, good evening and good-bye
Do It Yourself letters; make any words you like, from A to Z. Try a fresh-harvested 'A'; sweet and delicious! 'I'?; icy and refreshing! And we have the crunchiest 'C's you'll find!
Juicy, tempting words for sale!
A wonderful assortment of words, just waiting for you; short ones, easy ones, long ones and very important ones for special occasions; even some marvellously fancy ones packed in individual gift boxes for use in royal decrees and pronouncements!
Get your numbers here; dug from the numbers mine at Digitopolis, home of the biggest, smallest, shortest and longest numbers in the World! We've got them all, form zero to nine!
Indispensible!
We guarantee you wont be disappointed!
Get them now; tommorrow you may not be able to even spell 'tomorrow'!